Round 1 Kon VS Vincent

I was in the tower with Raven she got through doin' some kind of chanting thing around me. " Well?" I ask.

" You have the same soul you did before you died Conner. In the in any way it matters you are the same person."

" Yeah but Lex said I'm in a different body. And Bats is checking my DNA. "

"Possible." She says. "When you were wished back, magic was in flux. Who knows what kind of side effects it could have had. It doesn't matter. Your body is just a shell. Your still you."


"Well that's all I need to know." I cheer up knowing I'm the real Kon is a relief. " I'm off to the tournament now ."

" Have fun." I think she may have cracked a smile for a second.


" Don't I always?" I remark. before flying out. Ya know this pamphlet that Vince gave me had the worst directions ever. I mean the island was around Japan but with these damned directions, I somehow ended up in Antarctica.

Anyway I had to use telescopic vision , but I finally got there.

And HS Yelled at me for being late he wanted to be in some kinda tag team., thing well that and he caught me checkin' out his ex-girlfriend while she was workin' out.

" Hey! It ain't like you two are still together!"

" What if Wonder Girl caught you ?"

" If I can deal with walking in on her making out with a Johnny Depp poster, She can deal with with me lookin'. "

" Your eyes were white! I know that means X-ray vision! Not that you were trying to hide it You said it on international television when you drew your participation number! "


I shrug.

He sighs " You make it hard to be friends with you some times. I can't believe I have to fight her in this man!This sucks!"

" I pat him on the shoulder . " Hey you did pretty good fighting Wolverine. She's a lot like him. except with curves, and boobs, no icky body hair and a birth mark on her..."


" Kon! " He shouts at the same time, The announcer guy calls my name.

" I gotta go, But remember she's been trainin' with Nightwing for a couple of weeks. We both know that trainin' would get a sound track Of Chicka chicka wow wow!"

"Thank you for that thought!" He screams before I run into Bart.

" Hey man! Did you give the CD to the guys in the sound booth?"

He gives me a thumbs up sign. " yes did I can't believe your doing this it's kind of funny."

" That's why I'm doin' it. Your the man Bart!"

They kept callin' my name. Finally Vincent laughed. " That coward isn't coming out here." That was when the cheer leaders wearing Black shirts with red S Shields Came out and Start doing splits While Cheering" You Think your something because you look like your daddy ? Well you have to ask your self are you ready? If it wasn't for Cassandra you would have to resort to using a bucket We're to give you a message With two words! Suck it!"

While he's staring At the girls they start spelling out my name in the cheer. Then " Are you ready?" Comes out over the speakers.

I hear Cassie Sandsmark. say " He wouldn't really come out to a theme song and embarrass us all would he? "

" Yes he would Robin." responds.

Over the loud speakers they hear Think you can me what to do? Think you can tell me what to wear? You think that your better? Well you better get ready to bow to the master! Break it down!
I come out dancing to laughter and cheers. I can see Supes as Clark up in the stands Laughing while Lois is rolling her eyes.

Kon is something fool!Just got tired of doing what you told me to do! Them's the breaks boy! Yeah! Them's the breaks little man! Break it down! Kon- El!

Meanwile all the cheer leaders Take of their shirts revealing halter tops that say Vince sucks! on 'em I almost in the ring I use my TTK to make some harmless explosions around me hey I gotta have pyro.

Think you can tell me what to do? Know who your talking to? You'd better get usd to the way the ball bounces! I see what you've got it measures in ounces But that's the breaks boy yeah Them's the breaks little man! brak it down! Kon-El!

I wink at Wondergirl While flexing for while the my poor half saiyan opponent is dumbfounded. " Oh Hera ! What is he thinking?" Cassie asks Tim.

" I'm still trying to figure out how he got cheerleaders!" Robin answers.

I start doing the DX chop at Vinnie. Yup I think I'm gettin' him mad .

Think your a big man? Treat you like a little man! What's it like to be half a man? does it break your heart to see what I am boy? That's the breaks boy that's the breaks little man! break it down!"

Finally the music fade out and the guy I'm fighting Hmphs " Have your fun windbag?"

" Yup. Too bad your not going to Your going home battered and bruised I hope Batrgirl knows first aid."

" Bah! Enough talk now we fight! "

The rules are explained, no kicking the family jewels or, gouging the eyes.No killing and weapons are allowed though they haven't been in previous years not that I use them. then he yells " Fight" Cass Cain asks us both if we really need to do this?

I say " Ask your boy toy."

" Enough Stalling!" He growls! I charge and throw a punch through an illusion, he left with his speed. he appears behind me and punches me in he nose I see he's blonde now. And my nose is bleeding.

" This is going to be easier than I thought! " He boasts.

I grab him trying to grapple him into a hold he slips out of his jacket and kicks me in a kidney. While I'm reeling Several super speed punches go into my gut. I cough trying to catch my breathe and one cough blows him away Woah! I have that power now?

" I didn't know you had super breathe!" He responds astounded.

" I don't!" I stammer. " At least I didn't. "

" It doesn't matter ." He smirks "Big Bang Attack!"

Wow that hurt . I gotta do something here.He starts walking confidently toward me. Wait he's walking on the ring as long as we're touching the same thing, I can affect him with tactile telekinesis.

I make the concrete beneath him explode he jumps up yelping. I slam my knee in his solar plexus, making him struggle for air. Next a nice right cross to his jaw throws him across the ring.

He catches himself, before falling out of the ring. "So you can fight." he spits out blood. He runs at me and I play his illusion trick back on him. he's so shocked that I kick him in the back of the head.

He recovers but is a little wobbly for a second. I unleash some heat vision he knocks it away but I use this to land an uppercut. he flies up for several feet and starts floating trying to shake the cobwebs. I charge him And again he does the after image thing, But I've adjusted my vision to catch it, and I do the same thing to him we keep, trying to sucker each other until finally we slam into each other causing a sonic boom.

He catches me with a open palm on the chin, I feed him my elbow. A spin kick gets me in the chest. I Grab him, and choke slam him into the ring. He screams gathering powers and fires a Galick Gun that I deflect with heat vision.

After which I get my eye socked by his fist. When I land I use TTK to stick him in place. " I can't move!" He protests.

" I know. " I grin. "Now let's see how you like some Heatvision at maximum power."

I poor it on. Hearing his screaming makes me think about stopping, but I keep bathing him in it. until I notice that the people in the audience are starting to get hot too. So I shut it off.

" Damn! !" Vince stutters. " The sun keeps you going, keeps restoring your power. While I'm running low. Looks like I'll have to use the new form!"

This weird energy gathers around him, and he gets bigger with more muscles His hair goes from spiky to crazy spiky.next The Punch he gets me with Makes the eyes roll in the back of my head, and I black out for a sec, I wake up to the ref counting "4! 5!" I jump up real quick.

" Ha! Almost finished you that time " Vincent brags. " Next time you go down you won't get up! "

I rub my face , ow I gotta black eye. I don't talk just watch as he tries to land another shot, I dodge it, and catch the next with a block. I head butt him making both or foreheads bleed.

" Idiot!" he shrieks.

" Yeah. Wasn't one of my brightest moments but this might be." I use my ttk to toss all the rubble In the ring. at him.

While he's stunned I smack him with a flurry of lefts and rights.Ok he's reeling now. He hollers and his fist right and hand starts glowing. " You will be finished now! Super Ki Punch!"


" Boy! No!" vegeta orders from the sidelines. I don't know why he doesn't ant his kid to not use this move but I know one thing I don't wanna be hit by it. I duck it grab his arm ,and use his momentum to to toss him into the ring.


He crawls out of the big hole. Where I toss a super kick at his chin . Now he's dazed, and I knee him in the gut again grab the back of his arms And use HHH's Pedigree move on Him this is basically I jump and slam his face into the floor.

he starts getting up I try to kick his ribs. but he grabs my foot and uses it to slam me into the ring when I get up to me knees he knock me into the air. When my vision clears I see him flying towards me.

I avoid a left hook and knock my forearm into his fore head.

he start s falling I grab his shirt collar Fly at a faster speed higher, and Higher until I get about a hundred stories up. I then put him into pile driver position and lets us drop into the ring. He slams head first When the dust clears he gets up. wobbles a bit, His hair turns black, he shrinks, and falls on his face while I'm mocking with " Timber!"

The ref counts to ten , and I'm declared the winner. I do the " you can't see me gesture And a DX chop over Ko'd Vincent then leave the ring. Cass Cain Gives me a look a bad look great I hope I haven't lost a friend now.

Some the announcer ask me for my thoughts on this match I shrug. " I don't know why the guy's mad at me, he wanted this fight, and he got it. I'd like to thank Superman Batman, Wonder, Woman, and girl, Lobo, Spidey , and whoever else helped in my training."

I walk back to the locker room thinking this win is kinda bittersweet.

Watcha Gonna do Vincent? When Konamania runs wild on you Brother?

Quick Update from Conner. Since I healed up from my K-bullet wounds. ( Little worried about Lex having 'em now. ) I've taken a crash course in fighting 101 from Batman , Spider- man , Robin, Thor, Lobo, And of course the S-man himself.

I fought Carnage too. But that was more a good guy versus bad guy thing. And I'll show it all too you in a blurry video game music video , that well is a pretty good simulation of the training.

Um a note too Bats,Sorry about breaking the giant penny I'll fix that after the tournament. It is kinda depressing Since Wonder Woman told me I need to lay off the cheese puffs, and Big Belly Burgers.


I don't know why that ain't ever affected me before. Also You should look in Superman's fridge one time It's like infested with candy. Which why I've been avoiding his , and Lois' apartment.


Man It's scary, there are going to be some tough hombres in this . Though I hope I draw Cyclops In the first round he'd be an easy warm up. Or Wonder Man! I can take Wonder man! Not so sure about Wonder Woman kinda hope she doesn't enter. She's like scary powerful.



I'm pretty sure I can take Vinnie Briefs. yeah it does bother a little that he's being trained by Veg, and Batgirl. But he also goes into rages. So I'll be okay. Just gotta take him off his game.


Also Ravager , and the others laughed at me for watching WWE all this time. Mostly Rose.Not too sure about Jericho. But I just put a mirror up to him , that broke thanks to his ugly costume and bad hair. He hasn't bothered me since.




I dare you not to laugh at that. Well the thing about the WWE is I'm now Not a half bad grappler. As the Rhino can attest to after I made him cry from putting him a STFU.

That and have you seem some of the babes they have wrestling there?





Well I'm gong to leave on this Vincent Your gonna get a beat down. Are you ready?

Stayin' alive.

Ya Know I had a pretty good if short life. Like that time I fought off that Invasion from another universe, in that Costume that Tim, and Bart bet me $20 each I wouldn't wear.

Ok so what if it was an invasion of cute fuzzy animals? Hey I stopped it! Man I really hope Scarlet Spider Don't keep complainin' about how unfair being dead is again. Wait a second I'm breathing, and it hurts way too much to be dead.

I open my eyes to see Lex Luthor starin' at me. " Welcome back Son."

" I ain't your son!" I shout.

" That may be so. I scanned some odd differences in your DNA. That and all the programming I Had put into your brain is gone. It's as if when you came back it was in a new body. Tell me Kon. How did you come back? "

" Forget it jerk! I ain't tellin' ya anything!" I start to fly out of there crash through a roof. When i get out I realize I don't know where I am And the pain starts up again Damn it !


Looks like I'm gonna crash, and burn. Until I feel someone grab me.

"You look pretty energetic for someone who's supposed to be at death's door." Kal jokes.

When we land. " I go" people tell me I look like you."

He laughs. " They're just being nice.



" Where's Luthor?" His tone changes.

I point. "The place where I just kamakasied out of." While Supes checks the place. i look at my chest. The holes are closing So I don't have that stupid body tries to eat itself if I get too hurt thing. any more . That's a relief. it looks like my healing ability is souped up as well.

Superman flies back. " I can't find him anywhere. He's gotten away again. Kon You don't look so good!" Next thing I know I'm back in dream land. And what a dream it is.


Cass Cain, X-23, Nocturne and Kitty Pryde All cheering my name "Conner! Conner!"

I wake up too One Of the girls in the dream actually saying my name, well whispering it. " Conner?" I look around I'm in my room at Titans Tower.

" Hey Cassandra. Whatcha doin' here?"

" Tim said you were going to die... I wanted to say goodbye because I couldn't last time."

That made me flash back to the last death.



" Don't worry." I tell her." I don't plan on dyin' again for a long time."

" Don't get too close Conner." voice from the corner scolds Tim's " She has a boyfriend now."

"Dude!?' I shout. " Ya finally asked her out? And she said yes?! Sweet! Way to go Timbo!"

Batgirl gives me her puzzled look. While Tim Said " It isn't me."

" But your the one with the crush on her." I answer confused.

" I do not have a crush on her Kon!" Cass looks over to him. he puts his finger to his head and spins it around. " He's crazy Cass."

" Man ! you really are asexual aren't ya?" I grin.

" I'm not asexual!" Robin screams.

" Tim ya kicked out naked Ravager from you room. I know she's annoyin' but come on look at her body!"

Robin grits his teeth. " Not all of us are a living hormone Kon!"

" Wait a minute that clonin' lab ya had my clothes in there.. Tim is there something you want to tell me?"

" Arrgh!" He groans. " I am not talking with you anymore!" he slams the door. on his way out.

Cass gives me a stern look. " What?" I shrug. " He needs to be made fun of once in a while. It keeps him human. Unlike Bats."


" He had a crush on me?" She questions.

" Yeah. " I said. " You didn't know?"

" No... And he fixed me up with my boyfriend too."

" I guess he's over it then ." I shrug. " So tell me about this boyfriend of yours ."

And then My Doors are blown up by that jerk Vincent Briefs. My first room stolen by a Starbucks. my second one messed up by a punk kid on a hormone /saiyan blood cocktail.

" Kon- El!" he challenges. " I see your going to live . Good! Now wnow I have challenged you to fight me at the Boudokai! Why haven't you signed up? are you a coward?"

I'm about to get up and Kick this little wannabe outta my room, when my chest cramps up. So I lay back down. " Look pal I don't speak Japanese I don't even know what a Boodoki is!"

He throws me a pamphlet. " A martial arts tournament . It's all there. Now do you except the challenge?"

I read through it a bit. " If you wanna fight me why not just find some out of the way place where we can really use our powers?"

" Because I want to show everyone that your nothing but a wind bag!" he sneers. I notice his hair has been all blonde the whole time. Not really sure what that means except his Dad, and other saiyans get mega strong when they're like this.

" Vincent." Cass sort of scolds. I mean she always talks so low when she actually talks. She starts rubbing his face. " Calm your self. Power down."

" But Dad said..."

" It's making you angry... Kon is injured fighting him now would be ... not a test of your skills."


He starts breathing slowly, and his hair turns black. " I don't know why Dad wants me to stay supersaiyan you have to stay mad to keep it up. He says it's some kind of training, but I keep breaking everything I try to hold. "

Cass smiles. " Then don't hold me."

" Aw wait a minute!" I declare. " Cass you and him? He's your... ?"

" Yes he is." she grins.

Aw man! the world's greatest human fighter, and "Vegeta Jr." As I like to call him. if these two have kids.... Damn ! That's a scary thought.

I Glare at the boy for reasons of his own declared me his enemy. " Fine I'll fight ya. I should be healed up by then. As for Cass you'd better treat her right,Or the beating you'll get at the Bouda thingie will pale in comparison to what I'll do you! "

" Jealous? " He smirks.

" Nah. " I answer. " Just wanna see her happy for once you don't know the hell Deathstroke put her through. She'd likely still be there, if I hadn't ran in all maverick like to see why she'd turned evil. The Titans followed me, and we found Out Slade was behind it all. He was tryin' to make some kinda Anti-Titans. Luckily we nipped that one in the bud. Though Robin gave me one of his big lectures about how I don't follow orders. "

His face goes all soft, and he looks her in the eyes. " Did this happen? What did he do to you?"

" I... don't want... to talk about it."

" Aw baby." He soothes. " Your getting all nervous aren't you? You don't have to tell me about it until your ready."

They hug and Vincent looks over to me. " see you at the Bodakai."

" Yeah see you at the whatever the heck your saying. "

As they leave I just hope I can heal in peace without any more commotion.

Finally free.

I had followed my evil Doppelganger, to a base with an entire Nazi army. There I was attacked by the Red Skull with a Cosmic Cube. For the next few days the evil version Of Magdalena tried to brainwash me.

They used kryptonite , and the Cube to try and torture me. I had refused to let them bend me to their will.

" It would be so much easier if you would learn to see things our way. " Nazi Maggie slinked seductively.

" I would never act like you monster!" I yell. At this moment the wall is trashed open. When the dust settles I see Son Goku, and some man dressed in an AIM costume. He attacked the regular soldiers mercilessly.

The Other me sneers. " Saiyan ! Your strength surprised me last time this time 'll break you!"

To which the Saiyan grins " We'll see."


As they fight I break my shackles. Evil Magdalena turns on me. " Impossible those shackles were adamantium!"

I Smile." I think the person that sold those to you ripped you off. My vision telssa me those are secondary Adamantium no where near as strong. "

She's about to Open the lead box again with the green K inside. A dose of Heat vision destroys the alloy before it's radiation can affect me. She sneers. We may not have the green rock in our universe , but we do have something else , something, that I use on my Superman in bed ! Magic!"

I did not need to know that. She starts hitting me with some kind of whip. It cuts through my flesh , and my costume. I use my freeze breathe to subdue her.

My other self screams" Maggie! You weak version of me you'll pay!" He flies away from Goku Who's then zapped by the Cube.


I haven't recovered my full power yet, but at this man's frenzy I may have had problems with at full power, until he makes the mistake of knocking out of the building. The Sun restored , and he flew into a barrage of super speed punches.

Meanwhile I keep my eyes on the AIM masked man. As he defeats soldier after soldier. I don't like how brutally he's doing so. But they're still alive. So I can pay attention to the task at hand.

My evil self is OK at using his powers, but he's not the best fighter, me. Well as for me you can't be friends with Wonder Woman, and Batman as long as I have without picking up some things.

I finally catch him in a sleeper hold. meanwhile Goku is being knocked around by the Cosmic Cube. " AHHHH! Why am I being beaten by block of ice?"

" It's not ice Goku-San. " I answer "Oh Never mind blast it now!" We Fire on it at the same time me with Heatvision, him with that Kamehameha thing he does. The cube explodes oddly causing A hole to be torn in the air sucking in Evil Magdalena , evil me inside.

After this happens many of the soldiers run away. The Red Skull is caught by the AIM Person who starts beating him. " Where is she??? Where is Amber? Tell me or I'll Kill you!"

I grab his fist, which turns out to be cybernetic. " That's enough!"

" Bite me Boyscout!"

Goku walks In between us. " Ok guys there's no reason for us to fight each other. Right Guy?"

" Fine Goku can you use your Ki finding power to find her?"

" I can try!" Goku laughs. " Oh man! I can't find her any where."

Guy's get a determined sound to his voice. " I've made plenty of contacts I'll find someone that'll help me find her." The man stalks off.

" Mind explaining what any of this is about?" I question Goku.

" Yeah he's a friend of mine and ,His girlfriend was replaced by that evil girl. We've been following leads for weeks until now when we found them. Um Superman ? Why is there a bald man in a dress floating up there? "



I fly up to the figure. " your the one Dr. Richards spoke of the Watcher?"

" I am."

"Why are you here?" I ask.

" Important events played out here.. The Nazis being here for so long Unlike say the Brolly who was traded for this Universe's Or One who took the place of a dead person in one dimension or another. Some of the Nazis had doubles here. Like you for instance. When they created a Cosmic Cube it created an instability."

" Instabilities " I ponder what he is saying but need more. " What kind of instabilities?"

" First off? The Question never died in this reality. But he has memories of dying from an alternate universe. He's made up this insane notion that he faked his own death. "

I shrug. " Victor thinking odd things isn't exactly new. But this is just an example there are others aren't there?"

" Yes. But when you destroyed the Cosmic Cube, It repaired the damage , and averted another Crisis."

" That's good to know . " I mutter. " I just recovered from the last Crisis. "

" But." The watcher starts ominously. " The Nazis have a way to get back into this Universe. Be vigilant for their return, or disaster could befall this reality!"

And with that he vanishes. Nothing like threats of impending doom to start the afternoon off right. I start to fly back to Metropolis when Goku stops me. " hey your a pretty good fighter . Are you gonna be in the Boudokai?"

" A martial arts tournament? Not my style Good luck to you though." I wave and fly home. I change back into Clark Kent, and report to the Daily Planet.

Lois Intercepts me on the way . to my office. " Thank God you've come back!" After we kiss. She finally sighs. " the Clark Kent robot that took your place has had problems.. He threw coffee in Jimmy's lap this morning and ran around the bull pen yelling "suck it!"

I shake my head. " Sounds like Conner programmed that one. His WWE obsession being a big clue. I'll talk to him after he gets off school."

" You mean you don't know?" She seemed to fight back a sob there.

" Know what?"

" Conner was shot with kryptonite bullets by Heroslayer. He's at S.T.A.R. Labs in San Fransisco. He's not expected to make it. "

" Oh Rao I have to.."

Then Perry my editor interrupts us " Kent I'd like to talk to you about your attitude lately!"

After the lecture, and a warning. I never actually get the chance to get change into Superman , and see about Conner. After I re write all the stories that the robot screwed up, and file them. Then have to try to concentrate on the afternoon staff meeting.

But my mind's concentrating on ways I can save Conner. Finally when The day ends I immediately get to San Fransisco . The S.T.A.R. Labs is completely destroyed.

" What happened here?" I shout. " Where is Kon-El?"

" Lex Luthor. he did this . He took your clone sir. There was nothing we could do to stop him."

Kon:Why does Nightwing fantasize about me with inflatable women?

So Nightwing for some reason keeps talking about me and inflatable women. I'm still tryin' to figure out what I did for to him to bring up all this hostility. He probably found out about me dating Cassandra Cain a while back.

And for some reason evreyone's laughin' about the " You lost your virginity in a Barn Conner hahahahahaha!! Yeah no I didn't. Sorry Cassie ( Wondergirl) but I was already 'used goods' since my days in Hawaii.

I'm not proud of this but my first time was one of the " power training lessons " from Knockout.

Yeah I was young and stupid. Next was a girl I dated at Cadmus Serling Rouqette.



It didn't workout I'm sorry to say. I wonder whatever happened to her.

After this me and Cass Cain dated for a while.

Wonder girl was acting like she hated me at the time, so I moved on. Cassie and me ended it , when she went to find out who her mother was. Hey Vincent treat her right dude ya got good girl there.

Then me and Wondergirl got back together. the problem was I ended up being pulled into the 30th century and was with the Legion of Superheroes. I thought I'd never get back to my own time , and I dated Triad. Yeah she has the ability to turn into three girls (Yeah I know awesome!)

Finally the barn incident happened. Yeah I ain't showing you people a picture of that you'll just have to take this one instead.

OK So no I don't have a list as long as Nightwing's. Who the freak does? He calls me a livin' hormone? come on! From what I get from readin' his last post, he waits until their vulnerable , and swoops in.

I may be old fashioned. or well not Mr. Grayson, but I actually try to start relationships. Some times they don't work out. I can't help that. What in Rao's name is going on the roof?

Man! I forgot all about Tim's drunkenness after checkin' out that Pamela Anderson lookin' hottie. I hope he ain't gonna like jump off the roof or somethin'! I fly up there, ans see somethin' horrible. Miss Martian's on fire. Raven's freaking out yellin "Trigon!"

Ravager's fightin' Invisble people, yelling "dad!" Beast boy's shape shiftin' out of control. Kid Flash Is some kinda' device. Every time he tires to fight it it drags him back to it.

I see Tim, And Jericho Layin' on the roof. Robin points and says "Look out!" I turn on some dude in a white costume with a skull , and crossbones on his chest, and a cape pointing a gun at me.

He shoots me. Instead of bouncing off my chest they go in , and hurt a lot. " Kryptonite." The masked guy announces smugly. I fall clutching my chest. Oh Man! I'm dyin'!

This dude stands over me. " This was easier than I thought." He brag. he takes out this sword, before he strikes me we hear "Oh Danny Boy!" being sung.

Mask boy looks around. "Where's that coming from?" he asks.

" The Pipes The pipes are calling!"

Now the psycho is really freaking out. " Who's doing that where are you?" This smoke or gas or somethin' forms in front of Killer guy. I may hallucinating But I think it ended up forming a question mark.



" Question!? " He shouts. " No! Your dead! Your dead!



" Stay Back!" Yells the guy, as Question keeps on with his little musical number.




" I- I'll kill you Sage! Ghost or not!" Wonder Girl throws her lasso round weirdo ( bad guy not Question.) It shocks him ,and the other titans regroup. I keep passing out , and When I Wake up again, The Villain screams "My devices, aren't working right! Damn Wonder Girl's Lasso! Damn Question! My teleporter has a little charge left.I have to risk it! Doesn't matter! looks like Kon is about to Die any way!" He vanishes.


Oh man! I think he's right! I'm gonna die again! Oh man I feel myself passin' out!It's all goin' black.

Kara:trying to apoligise to Batgirl.

Nightwing and this woman ended up talking for so long, that I got bored , and left.

So I Leave Bludhaven, and wonder what else there is to do around here. Then I remember. That Batgirl has been mad at me for having a little fun with Vincent Briefs. I had no idea that she was wanting to to date him.


And of course evrey body just has to call me 'slut'. or 'whore' , or whatever. I hate the double standard this planet has. If your a guy, you Get applauded for liking sex if your a girl you get called names, Well unless your Kon then you get called names too.

I'm going to have to get this straightened out. It's not like I was wanting a relation ship or any thing. I had just broke up with that Powerboy loser, who Hit me! And was a complete stalker. So I beat the him up. and left him space I've seen him again and beat him once since then.

And hey Vince liked me. so But If Batgirl is going to get all bent out of shape about it I better go talk to her. With My Telescopic Vision, I find her, with Vinnie, And his sister. on a roof top in West City.

Awkward! Maybe I should see what Boomer's doing? no wait he told me he had a job. Something about Nuclear Power plants and robot Lyndsey Lohans. I was a little scared to find out more.

So OK I might as well get this over with. I fly up behind them.the two saiyans sense me pretty quick. "Hey!" Vella greets. Vincent kind of mumbles "uh oh." And Batgirl refuses to look at me.

" Hey.Um Can we talk?" I ask her.

" Whatever you want I'm not interested," She growls.

I press forward. " Look I didn't know about you, and him."

" Hey at the time I didn't Cass was into me!" Vincent shouts.

" Oh." I point at Batgirl. " Your Cass huh?" She turns and glares at the boy.

"Oooh! your in trouble!" his sister laughs.

" Look. " For some reason she looked like she was starting to search for what she had to say. " My boy is off limits. So just go back to Metropolis."

" Don't get your Bat panties in a bunch. I'm not leaving until you accept my apology , us super people , and Bat people are supposed to be friends you know, Let's not let a silly thing like a boy mess that up."


" Silly?" Vince protests.

" Quiet Vinnie!" Now it's my turn to glare at him.

" Don't call me Vinnie!" He shouts.

"Cass" Takes a metal glove out of her utility belt puts it on then Punches me .

It actually hurt. " What was that?"

" Adamantium." I can see her smile under that freaky mask." Now your apology is accepted."

Unbreakeble metal, meeting invulnerable jaw equals 'ouch' have to remember that.

" So I guess that means you don't share huh?" I half joke.

She looks like she doesn't get it for a second, then it dawns on her, and her eyes do that bat mask angry thing that Bruce's always do. " I haven't even ... never mind."

Wait you Haven't?" I'm shocked. " Well your in for a treat. After the clumsiness part but I think he's over that now ."

"Aaargh!" He yells to which his sister points and laughs.

I whisper in her batgirl's ear " Ask him to go supersaiyan trust me. " I use my x- ray Visiomnn to see yup. She's blushing.

And Vincent grumbles " I'm in Hell."

This weird robotic voice declares behind me " Not yet but you soon will be!" we all turn to see this guy in a costume. " Well Well. Four heroes for the price of two . How lucky for the Heroslayer."



He zaps me with this green ray that makes me all weak. Kryptonite! Damn it! I fall on the he pushes a button on his belt, and this ultrasonic pulse makes me, and the two half saiyans, ears bleed.

" Now that everyone's down . " He laughs. " I'll just kill you all now. " He throws some kind of gas bomb at Vella. " For the little Princess Toxin!" Vince charges him, The slayer takes a knife looking thing from his belt. " For the boy prince, One of Captain Koma's neural disruptors." He stabs Vincent in the head. The boy responds by going into convulsions , and yelling gibberish.

"What?. " The Slayer questions. " It's not supposed to do that. Must be something to do with that hybrid brain of yours."


Batgirl runs to his him " What did you do to him?"

" Well well Cassandra." he taunts " Your language skills have improved. David will be so proud. Well until he has to attend your funeral."

The girl makes a noise like a wounded cat. " Wh..what?" Heroslayer takes this moment . to try to punch Batgirl who blocks it and kicks him in the chest. " You didn't know ? David is alive ."

" Your l...lying I saw him ... die."

" No. But will. Have you heard of a man called Prometheus? He had a helmet that could download all the fighting styles of the best martial artists . I stole that from him. Just like I stole the disrupter from Koma. Right now my hood is downloading the styles of. Your parents , Batman , and you. "


It was an intense fight, but Batgirl seemed to have the edge, she could I don't know just seem to know what was coming before Heroslayer did. He took out these laser sword looking things, and she knocked them out of his hands, and grabbed them.

" Impressive." Slayer. laughs. He flashes a light into her eyes blinding her. Next a gun comes out of his belt. " Too bad it wasn't enough."

I use the last of my Heat vision to destroy the weapon. He turns on me. " So you want to die first Supergirl? That can be arranged."

He put the Kryptonite ray at my head. " At this range, a second dose will be painful fatally so."

I fight back tears , I'm not giving this dirt bag the satisfaction of seeing me cry. " Why?"

" Because someone has to." he answers grimly. This pain rips through my body. Not like Kyptonite but like giant needles tearing out of my skin. There's all these weird spike things all over me . But Heroslayer jumped back before they could skewer him.

" Where did you get those my dear? How odd. How advantageous. He grabs me by one of the spikes and tosses me I hit something with a squishing sound. Oh no ! I don't want to know what I hit!

I turn around, and my fears are realised with a sickening sound from Batgirl.

Oh No! How did this happen? Where did these spikes come from? Unbidden , a memory of Krypton comes into my head.

Oh Great Krypton! My dad.. he did something to me! And because of that psycho Bat girl could die!

Robin's been ... off.

Wow. Robin's really takin' Steph's death hard, At least I guess that's what 's been makin' him act like a total jerk to Bart and all. At least Spoiler gets sad people for her, I heard people had parties when I died. I slept at the Tower last Night, Because the tower actually has an Internet connection unlike the Kent's farm.

Well actually the The Farm does have a connection, but I have to fight with Ma Kent for it , and I needed to get the mountains of homework from my sick days in Kandor done. which needed 'net assistance.


I'm awaken By Ravager screaming at my bedroom door. " Open up Conner!"

" Ah Man ! It's not my turn for Ravager naked time! " I joke. " I think It's Marvin's though. Or maybe one of the the Starbucks servers."


" Conner ! I know you stole my booze! Now your going to pay me for it!"

" It wasn't me! " I shout. Because the stuff Rose drinks , and home work don't mix. This is probably what I would have wrote if I had drank it. " In 1776 the belelh dhugdklb was signed. "

Yeah that would go over real well. Rose kept insisting, it was me because "I'm the only other one here who drinks." She breaks in and I throw a pillow at her. When that doesn't work I toss my dirty socks at her. Ha! That makes her run away gagging.


After getting another hour of sleep. I'm awaken by Miss Martian , and She's all happy about some trainin' course , Get up Conner you'll miss it it'll be super keen!"

Does anyone even use the word "keen" any more? I stretch and Put on a shirt that isn't covered with pizza sauce. The whole time I'm thinking that it's just too freaking early for Ms. Martian.

Speaking of which Megan is skipping yeah I mean skipping, to the course. " I hear the JLA will be watching well except for Superman who's on a case, but you know that I mean he's like your Dad or is he your older brother? Well whatever do you think Martian Manhunter will be out here?"

" You tell me your the telepath." I shrug. " But he's likely out fighting with Smarter Child again, or abusing College Station or something."

We walk out into the cold morning fog. And I know that J'onn isn't here, by the fact I haven't heard one thing about dubbed One Piece yet. Poor Meagan is disappointed , but it doesn't stop her from listing her favorite things to me. I tuned out after bunnies.


As I start asking Cassie how she was, and then explaining nothing was going on with me and Ms. Martian( I'd kill myself.) Robin comes out to the field stinkin' drunk . I mean you didn't need to have super senses to tell it.

He yelled something about how he was the greatest something or other, then ran into a tree, face first. Well looks like we ain't doing the training course today. Looks like I'm gonna have to have a long talk with Tim. After He drinks a bunch of black coffee.

Good thing there's a Starbucks in the Tower. ( Where my room used to be. No I'm not still bitter, at least I still gotta new one unlike Beastboy. Though he said something about being a fly on Raven's wall, whatever dude.)

And While we're ordering Coffee, I found out about Nightwing, sending pictures of me as "Flamebird." too people. Well That can't go unanswered so behold something from Dick's days as Robin.




The Horror! The Horror!

Another evil twin?

Whoever took Lois, left few clues. I used my vision powers and couldn't find any clue. I started searching Metropolis, I hear, Someone flying towards the city. He looks like me?

Not again. This soon after Ultraman. This version of me wears a swastika. Great. so He's a an even more twisted version of me , than even Ultraman. I follow him. He ends up at some lead paint factory, close to Suicide Slum.

When he goes into the door. Lois hits him from behind with a piece of machinery. Seems Wherever he'd been Nazi Superman he has had a beating from someone.

He fell to his knees. I fly up behind him. Lois Smiles " Just in time."

My doppelganger glares at me. Then punches me in the face.

He charges I dodge , and hit him in the back of the head. He goes down. Whoever defeated him, had weakened him.

" Did he hurt you?" I asked Lois.

" No he never had the chance. " She stares at him. " Is he another clone?"

" I won't know until I take him back to the Fortress."

" Oh no!" Lois shouts.

" What? " i I was hoping she wasn't hurt.

" I was supposed to interview the Governor today!Perry will have my head! "

I laugh shaking my head. At least you still have your head. "

" So it looks like your going to be taking another sick day at the Planet. " She tsks.

I smile "Looks like." We kiss before I take my look alike to the Fortress.

After analysing him the computers say he isn't a clone. But a version of me from an alternate universe. Is he the precursor to an invasion? Or another Crisis? I need to contact The Justice League.

I'm sucker punched, by the recovered evil version of me. He has my healing factor too I see.

" Weak Fool!" He sneers. " You've brought me here to a cache of Interstellar weaponry! Now this world belongs to the Third Reich!"

The fact that someone wearing ,my face is spouting that drivel makes me sick to my stomach. " You'll have to get through me first." I challenge.

I fire my full intensity Heat Vision at him.

" That all?" He asks. Flying at me. I catch , him and with a right hook tossing him through through a few walls.

" No. I'm just getting warmed up." He flies back at me hitting me with a hay maker. I roll with it, Pretending to be , more hurt than I am, drawing him in closer.

When he's close enough I punch him in the gut. He kicks my knee cracking it . I throw an upper cut that knocks him through the ceiling. He flies back through slamming his shoulder into my chest.

We fall Into the The basement , and I start feeling sick and weak. Kryptonite. I notice it's hurting him too. He's trying to open a door to escape. the green rock. II look around while I still have eyesight, I find it. It's tour fight had broke open the lead canister where I keep Bloodsports K-bullets.

Right by it is the Phantom Zone Projector. I crawl to it. and turn the device on the meteor rocks. After I banish them I my mind clears , and I remember what's locked in that door.

" No! Don't open that It's dangerous!"


He laughs. " Ah your keeping some kind of weapon your afraid of aren't you? You were going to try using those green rocks to defeat, and ended up defeating yourself as well. Now you know whatever is in that door can kill us. But I will use it on you first."


The cell's security devices recognize his similar DNA and open. Releasing the monster.

" What is this thing?" My double queries.

" DOOMSDAY KILL SUPERMAN!" Is all he gets in answer.




The creature uses his claws to cut a deep gap into the other Superman's chest. " Monster! How dare you! I'll... what's happening? Poison?!"

At this moment we both hear a voice, that sounds similar to the Magdalena's saying "Superman1 I need you at once my love!"

My other self unsteadily flies away leaving me with Doomsday. If his healing ability is exactly like mine, He'll fight off the poison, and soon, but it'll slow him down.

Doomsday smiles obscenely. " Another Superman? You.....die first."

" Not today." I turn the PZ projector on him sending him to the to the prison dimension.

After I alert the JLA. I fly out to find my double, and see where he is going.

To free Kandor: finale

I fought Ultraman equally. Unfortunately I was using up my solar reserves. But so was he. Until he flew into a building and came out again reinvigorated. Anyone can assume his solar charge is coming from something in there.

Whatever the case he was now much stronger than I am. And I was getting progressively weaker. I had to do something. I look over to where Kon was fighting Saturn Queen he wasn't doing much better.

The troopers where beating him, while the villaness was trying to take over his mind. I have to end this quickly. I try to use what's left of my X-ray vision to locate where the device he uses to regain his powers. I don't do it fast enough. He punches me before I can focus on it.

OK. So It's time to improvise. I had brought a few weapons with me, since I knew I had to conserve my powers. I had a so called "flash bang " grenade in a compartment in my belt.

These little devices flash a bright light, and explode with a loud bang as the name suggests. They dazzle the senses, stunning a normal person, but someone with super senses it's excruciating, as I well know.

While Ultraman is stunned I leap up into the building. (Since I can no longer fly. I use the last of my superspeed,until I find gigantic yellow sun lamps. I activate them and begin to absorb the energy.

As I'm approaching full power, Ultraman, Busts through the wall. " get away from there you fake!" He shouts.

" From what this?" I say smashing the lamps.

" No!" He raves. " You don't know what you've done!"

" Yes I do!" I respond angrily. " I've ended your false godhood!" I throw a right right cross that knocks him away through the wall to the outside.

Meanwhile Kon Is losing his mental battle. " Submit!" Screams Saturn Queen. " Your mind is too weak to keep fighting!"


" Yeah. " He responds. " But , it still has it's little tricks, like Tactile Telekinesis." The ground they are both touching explodes underneath them. " That'll teach ya to underestimate me. Ya skank." Kon mutters before passing out.

At this moment, I'm just about to defeat Ultraman, when he grabs his head, and screams. " Owlman! What have you done?"

" Owlman isn't here." I answer.

A voice from the sky is about to make me a liar. " Actually I am, Superman. Too bad I had nothing to do with this though."

I turn to see the Crime Syndicate of America. Evil Universe versions of the Justice League. Owlman throws Ultraman a capsule inside is his costume. I steel myself for the inevitable battle, One I'm not likely to win.


Power Ring, has the the power Of Green Lantern, Johnny Quick, that of the Flash, Superwoman the powers of Wonder Woman , and Owl Man the intelligence of the Batman.

Instead of turning on me Ultraman asks. " Where have you been?"

"Hey! Without you around We got more profit." Jibes Power Ring.

" Yeah!" Johnny Quick butts in. " Besides it took us forever to find you in this bottle in Supes' little hideaway. "

Owl man Speaks up. " There's this sweet score in our Universe. That prick Vegeta, has went and gotten his back broke by this Universe's version. Then the Iron Man from here humiliated him, he's weak, and his empire is just ripe for the taking, but we need your power to help get past The robots in that place."

" Yes!" Ultraman answers. " I have a lot to pay that irrtating saiyan back for ! Let's go!"

" What about Superman?" Superwoman points at me.

" His kid did me a favor by freeing me from that telepathic whore, So I'll repay that by letting them live, for now." he leaps down and Grabs Saturun Queen. " Your coming with us "mother" I'm going to repay you back in spades for controlling me!"


Before I can do anything The Crime Syndicate dissapper with The Satrun Queen. Over the next few days I negotiated a peace between the non Kryptonians, and Kryptonians in Kandor. I also corrected thier belief as me as a god. Though I think the fact I bled in my fight with Ultraman helped.

The problem is the peace between the Kandorian factions is an uneasy one. I'll have to watch that situation closley over the time. I return home to find Lois missing, and the furniture was destroyed.

" Oh man Looks like Lex did this." Kon accuses.

" I don't think so." I answer.

" Why?" Kon counters.

" Because Lex knows how to spell his own name. " The sign on the wall we found was written "Lax Lugthor wuz hear."

To free Kandor Pt 2

Man this sucks! I've been in the bottle city of Kandor for like ever. In here we can't use our powers because it's a Kryptonian like environment, and we.ll burn 'em out.

Ok So we have to use like weapons, and jet belts There's like no cable. and no video games well unless you count the constant speeches by Ultraman, on the Holo tubes as entertainin'.

Here the problem in a nut shell. Kandor has two kinds o people, Kryptonians, and those from other planets. Somehow after Kal got the Bottle City away from Brainiac, time sped forward in it , and they got the mistaken impression Kal was their god.

Saturn Queen , and Ultraman are usin' that to gain power. Saturn Queen is from the Legion of Supervillians in the 30th Century. She's a powerful Telepath, and has Ultraman in her thrall.

We've been fightin' their troops, And what's worse I'm dressed like this.

I'm the one in the dorky " Flame bird " costume. I look like robin only more girlie. Arrrgh! So what have we been doin' this whole time? Well we've been stoppin' Ultraman's thugs from opressin' the non K's.

Which was what we were doin.' When we got caught. Seems Ultramn, was just stagin' an alien wipe out to get to us Into a trap, like all his army showed up.

He grins at us in triumph after we're caught. " You two are not as attractive, as the last Nightwing, and Flamebird. But the Holy fires of Kal- El will cleanse you like it did them!"

Wow! a total liar. Kara, and Karen are alive , and well. In the next moment he burns Kal with Heat Vision, big mistake , as the Kryptonians all see the real Kal-El.





" I don't know how your keeping your powers here Ultraman !" Kal yells. " But I will stop this senseless slaughter! And i'll put an end to it now!"

Then it's on ! I dunno how long it'll take Kal to use up all his yellow sun reserves , but by that time Ultie will be beaten down. Weird thing though When Superman , called him "Ultraman he freaked out, and said " No I'm Kal-El..." Before he was punched in the jaw.

Itake off the flame bird out fit to reveal the Superboy one on underneath. And all the people are too confused to with The Ultraman Superman fight to notice.

" Hello Conner. " I hear from behind Oh No! Satrun Queen! She starts attackin' my mind. " So you've come here with my Prodigal son Kal-El"

" Son?" I ask " What are you talkin' about lady? His parent are Jor-El and Lara!"

And of course the Kents which I didn't say out loud.

" He didn't tell you of when me and the rest of of the Legion of Supervillians, had Travelled in time and raised kal and Little Bruce Wayne did he ? Then again since time was changed back he may not even remember it."

Oh Man! I hate time travel! it makes my head hurt almost as much As this chick here tearing my mind apart!

"Looks like my family will grow soon, as will my control Of Kandor when I telepathically gain control of you, and Superman along with Ultraman no will be able to stop me!"

TBC

To free Kandor Pt1

I've heard a rumour that I didn't want to believe. That Kara left the City of Kandor at the mercy of Saturn Queen, and Ultraman , An Evil Universe duplicate of myself. Worse was that the idea, that she sold out Kandor for information on how to get back to Argo City.

While I don't remember all that much of Krypton, being an infant when it exploded. I know that Argo City is most likely dust now. I fly to Smallville to find Kon.

He's in his room talking to HS on his cell phone.


"Hey if it really is over just remember the saying… you know about getting back on the horse… Why don't we double date.." Kon stated…

"No, no, no… NO blind dates Kon.. I mean it… besides… Laura was….. I will talk at you later.." HS sighed.

Conner starts flying out of his window when he sees me . " Where are you going?" I ask.

He gulps " I was thinkin' of gonna see Laura, and tryin' to see why she's hatin' on my boy HS all of a sudden."

I shake my head where does he pick up this way of of speaking? " Conner what you have to understand is Wolverine , and X-23 both have been betrayed or hurt many times they find it hard to trust people. It would probably be better if you don't interfere, let them sort it out for themselves."

" Yeah..." he mumbled sheepishly. " So why're you not in the bright lights of Metropolis? Or in space or somewhere?"

" Kon. " I begin. " Your pretty close to Kara right?"

" I guess. Though Cassie is closer ,and hangs out at her apartment."

For a second I have to wonder which Cassie Cain, or Sandsmark. But considering tThe Last HU meeting I had to listen to Vegeta belly ache about his son dating Kara , and Ms. Cain I doubted they would be that close. So Wondergirl.

" You and Wondergirl date , has she told you about Kara's time in Kandor?"

Kon shifted uncomfortably. " Uh what about it?"

" Did she leave The city in the the control of two maniacs? , and Prevent Power girl from saving it?"

I hear his heart beating fast. " I'm um not supposed to say..."

" That's answer enough." I close my eyes and curse under my breathe. " Why has no one told me about this ? Karen, Cassie , or you?"

" Kara's kinda well messed up Kal. I mean you don't know about the stuff her dad did to her. I guess we just feel sorry for her."


" Come with me. " I order.

" OK" he squeaks.



" Have you done all of your homework?" I ask on the way.

" Yes." He answers.

" Good." I smile "Ma will turn it in and say your sick you may not be going to school for a few days."


" Huh? Why?"

" I'll explain on the way there. "

Later at the Fortress of Solitude..

I throw the colorful costume to Conner .

" Um. What's this ?" He questions.

" It's the Flamebird costume. " I say.

" As in the girl who annoys Nightwing?" Conner laughs.

" No as in one of the the Heroes of Kandor. Speaking of Nightwing, I'd like you to call me that while we are in the bottle city."


" Your kidding right?" Kon chuckles.

" No. Would you believe Richard Grayson took the name Nightwing, from an adventure in Kandor?"

" Ya know I just might. " He's still laughing. " OK what are we going to do with these monkey suits?"

" We 're going to save Kandor." I tell him.

I am who I say I am

So after me and chalk skin aka Match argue for a few minutes Robin ( who's been really stressed lately. And looks like he's been put through a spin cycle in a washing machine,) " Enough! All you teens just shut up!"

Ravager sneers " Oh like your so old Timmy boy."

MS Martian chimes in " Golly! How can we tell which is the real Conner?"

" Well." I say. I guess we should ask about somethin' only I know. Well only the real Kon would know. "

Robin asks " Do we really have to listen to more Bizzaro speak?" Right here is where a familiar car pulls up And HS pops out , apparently he was wanting to see me about something.

" Kon, My dad told me about this imposter! I came here as soon as I could! "

I notice Raven back away from HS some , then look away. " How did ya know where here an' not the Tower?" I ask.

" Grandpa and Sensei Goku taught me how to find Ki. "

Ravager laughs." How are you gonna to help us figure this one out?"

" Hs Says " I can see souls. Conner's not evil. If I Soulburn on him it would sting his finger or something. But this.... Thing." He glares " it's souls is pure black. It's pure evil."

Match freaks out. " Him no lie! Him no lie!" He then starts punching everyone in the way. He gets me really mad when he goes for Robin and Wondergirl.


I'm about to lay the smack down when he's set on fire. He flies off HS smiles weakly " told you he was pure evil."

So now that everyone pretty much thinks I am Kon-El we all go back to the tower. For some reason there's a Starbucks in my bedroom. So instead f talking while playing video games we sit at s table with coffee , oh yeah whoever has my X-box 360 I want it back!

HS tells me all about this new power he's gotten. From what I hear it sounds like persuasion. " Well we need to test it out." I say.

" I don't even know how to turn it on!" He protests.

" Yeah don't worry about it " I encourage. " It's just like when I get one of Superman's powers you just gotta play with it try to figure it out. I got some ideas on how to do that...."

Before I finish a table is thrown in my face. Cass Storms into the room tossin' more things at me. " How could you? With Cassandra Cain?"

" Batgirl?" I'm a little confused here. " I haven't seen her since we freed her from Deathstroke!"

Oh Yeah?" she screeches " Explain the pictures on Vegeta's blog!"

I go online, and find what's she's talkin' about. I start laughin' about it. " What's so funny?" Cass growls.

" Those pics are are about two years old!"

"Huh?" She can tell she still doesn't believe me.

" Ok before Young Justice broke up ,and we became the Titans, Cass Cain looked me up in Smallville. We had one date, we kissed then' I admit, but we decided just to be friends. This is before me and you got together. "

" I don't know..."

" Well if Cass was into me why would she be hanging around Capsule Corp?"

" You have a point..." Wonder-Cassie says. I look back at ths screen so Tim set up Bat-Cass and Vince Briefs huh? Well as long as it keeps that dork away from me more power to them!

Wait ! Since when is Match Bizzaro Jr?

Ok people stop hitting me! Especially if your a transvestite that's just weird. Well the whole Vampi Draculina thing is over. And Pretty much everything is back to normal. Well except two things.

The first one HS stole all my girlie mags. Yeah just keep 'em.

Second Cassie 's still Po'ed. I asked her to dinner to try an' smooth this out. Yeah she isn't in the smoothing over mood. She starts crying and asks "How long has it been going on?"

" This was the first and Only time she hypnotised me, like she did iron man , and Hercules, and... Wonder Man "


" Those idiots would chase anything in a skirt that can breathe. Your not helping your self."

" And Thor. She got Thor too." I interrupt. " And for some reason She- hulk . Ya know I thought her power only worked on men... I guess There's something about Jennifer we didn't know."


She laughs a little despite her self. " Conner your not going to joke your way out of this one. Am I not good enough?"

" What I'm shocked She was always perfect it's me who always messes up. " No It has nothing to do with that. I was mesmerised I know it sounds like a lame excuse and all. Especially how I act when I see a pretty face but come on! She took over full grown men. Am I supposed to be different because I wear an S shield?"

She glares at me. " It's exactly why because how you act. Your always bragging about using your X-ray vision on women."

" I'm joking." I say. " Besides even if I was it's lookin' not touching. I wouldn't do that."

" Oh you mean like how when you were dating Tana , you didn't run around with Knockout?" she spits.

That one hit below the belt but I did deserve it. " I was trying to help her turn to good ya know. I had no idea she was just using me . And I put her in prison when I found out she murdered people."



She looks down " I want to believe you Kon but it's hard, this is a pattern with you ."

Before I can answer, this thing busts in the restaurant.


We get up to fight it. But then I look at it. It's wearing my shirt with a backwards S. Think I know who it is. " Match?"

" Me am Match! You am Superboy!" It utters.

" Ok. What happened to you?" He doesn't answer but knocks me through a wall. I recover in time to see Cass beat the Hell out of him. Well until he sneaks in a blast of Heat Vision.

Dammit! I bet all this emotional crap has her off her game. She should be about as Strong , if not stronger than Match . He grabs her and flies her off somewhere. I can barley keep up with Telescopic Vision.

I call the Titans. And start looking for them. I remember what Kal told me during the fight with the Vampires. I turn on the super hearing. First thing I hear is " Jimmy Olsen is a pretty man ! A pretty pretty man!"

EEEW! Not Jimmy's weird song again! Ok. I gotta turn down the hearing a little , I somehow heard something going on in Metropolis from San Francisco. Finally I hear. " Me am glad real Superboy hurt you. Me am Match me no come back from dead."

I hate Bizzaro speak so much. This is so weird . Match was made by the Agenda from my DNA he was created to be stronger, and better than me at most everything except one he had no free will.

I guess they messed something up. He's degenerating. Me ? I may hate Lex for a lot of the stuff he's put me through, but he made sure I wouldn't turn into that, when he created me.

I find them with the telescopic vision and pour on the superspeed. The whole way there. I hear " Me am fake Kon-El. Me sleep with Vampirella. Like he not do. He am real Kon-El. Me am fake."

Wait a sec if he's talking in Bizarro he's saying the opposite of everything he means. He's trying to convince her he's me! Again! When I hear her ask " Conner?" I lose it.

I slam into this mockery of me . He knocks me away. Then he starts up with the Heat Vision. " You am the one that died ! Me no come back from life like this! You Give everything Back to me!"

I am more than sick of this! " I took nothing from you psycho! I'm Kon-El I'm the one that died and came back freako! You really need to come up with a new plan jerk !"

I hadn't noticed that I walked right up to him. Through the heat vision! Oh man I'm gone be feelin' this in an hour. But right now I don't care. Evreytime this punk shows up he steals my identity.

I throw a right hook at his jaw. Fugly staggers. He takes he takes a punch to the gut. He he retaliates and starts strangling me. Then all the sudden he gets real weak. I see this weird blue light. I turn to find Robin. With Blue Kryptonite.


" I was right since Match has turned the blue K affects him like Bizarro. Is it hurting you Conner?"

" Nope . " I grin as I land a mean upper cut putting my evil twin down. Cass asks Miss Martian to scan our minds . Great she's having doubts about which one is real.

" Well now that is a pickle." the green chick states. " They both think they are Kon. And um non Bizzaro Kon? Please don't look up my skirt. "

She really needs to not fly over people in that skirt. It wasn't just me . I saw Tim take a quick look, Jericho took one ,and Ravager hit him for it. Bart , Ok Bart didn't But well he's Bart.

After That little light moment everyone looked at me " What I'm Kon really I am."

" Or maybe you just think you are. " Ravager eyes me suspiciously. Or should I say "eye."

" Look guys I am Conner !"

Robin says he believes me, but I think he may be the only one. I hate Match!

The silent treatment.

Man I've been gettin' yelled at from everyone About the whole Vampi seduction thing. Okay I just recently found out it was Draculina. But still she 's mind controlling' Thor . I guess It's Thor. I mean it could be That doofus Clor.

That dork gives all us clones a bad name . What's his idea about ending a fight ? Blowing up people's chests. That and he's creepy as all get out. He he has these weird cold eyes. Also he can be turned off like a robot.


Hey your a person kinda, don't let Stark, and Richards use an off switch on ya! Ok enough on Clor. Except to those other clones out there, I don't mean your not people just not sure what ya call a god clone is all. Or how you clone a god for that matter.


Any way She's taken over lots of other people, like um, Iron man. No wait that doesn't help my case! , um Hercules, No. That's almost as bad. Um Wonder man, Oh never mind that guy's so desperate it's funny.

Um uh no Trunks is a massive horndog, um Mirai Yeah she took over Mirai , And Thor who has to be the real one since he talks in the Shakepsphere English. ( I hope.)

I think Vlad once took over Sif's mind so there's like a precedent. Ok Anyway. Kal yells at me. After he makes sure I'm not going to turn into Krypto Vamp. Well what's worse is someone has been sendin' emails about The Vampi Draculina thing to everyone.

Hs asked s Titans to help look or his real mom. While we were at were discussing our options, Cassie storms in and punches me. " Is this true ? " she screams.

She hands me an email printout, with this picture.

" Yeah Cass Lemme explain..." She just wraps her lasso around me and makes it shock me. Then she stalks out of the room. It's times like these I wish I just stayed dead.

Then Vella the little saiyan girl well by little I mean she looks about 15 but somewhat acts like a shy kid. Punches me in the gut. What was scary was her eyes turned green and her hair turns sort of blonde for like a second.

Great. I look down at the email. It's signed "?". The Question!
Ya gotta be freakin' kidding me! I don't have much of a memory about my time in the after life but I seem to remember him popping up there for a few seconds once evrey week about this time. Then he'd just go back.

What was Mr " Fluoride 's not for toothpaste, but it makes our teeth visible for satellite surveillance. " hanging around outside with a camera? Arrgh! Why can't that faceless weirdo just pay attention to his relationship with the Huntress and leave the rest of us alone?

So now Cassie refuses to talk to me and I'm just wondering. Who else is going to punch me?

Me vs. Thor, Again

Mirai's son Had Visited, and left. He shown some anger of the fact that we had his father locked up in the fortress.

he left telling Kon he's stay in his at his aunt and uncle's for the rest of the day. I called Lois. " How's Conner ?" She she asked.

" He's already healed, The problem is Mirai. He's still somewhat raving, but I think. He may be ready to see the truth, at least I hope so."

Our conversation is cut short by alarms blaring all over the fortress. I find Thor is attacking it. I fly outside to confront him.

" What is this about?" I demand!

" Thou shalt free the lady's husband at the once Kryptonian villain! I had paid so much attention to Thor, That I hadn't seen Draculina behind him. Great Krypton! She took control of Thor? She's starts screaming " Kill him Thor! I command it!"




"Aye my lady! This monster shalt be sent to Hela's grasp!" He boasts.

" So it's come to this has it? " I shake my head sadly.

Thor answers by pounding the ground with his hammer. The tow of us trade savage punches.


As the fight goes on I notice we're are no longer in the Artic. I had been speed blitzing him, and he had been throwing lightning. I must have missed him opening a portal. His magic must have dulled my senses.

I'm thrown through a grove of trees. The thunder god swings his weapon And begins boasting while he does that I unleash a barrage of heatvision straight at his chest.

He goes into " Warrior Madness" screaming and charging at me. I catch his hammer before it breaks through my head. I then answer with a devastating hay maker of my own.

The battle doesn't end there. His madness makes him a formidable opponent, actually calm he's pretty tough. After I'm struck by numerous blasts of magic lightning. I'm reeling . He sets up the so called " god blast " where he uses some of his own power along with the hammer's I dodge the energy, and fly at him he blocks a nother blast of Heatvision with Mjolnir.


I freeze the ground beneath his feet putting him off balance. I punch him over , and over , at superspeed. Not letting him get another chance. To command the elements. I even hit him with more heatvision. At last after an epic struggle I knock him out.




At that Moment I'm jumped by several Avengers. It seems the this was all a set up to get me here. After the battle with Thor I'm too weak to defend myself. , Until I hear " Great Hera! Conner was right they are killing him!"

In My vision blurs, before I pass out I see The Justice Leauge of America, launch a counterstrike against the Avengers. I wake up To Batman Diana , and Wally staring at me.

" I told you can't keep the big red S down!" Wally grins.

" Well I feel like I just tried to lift a planet, and it fell on me." I mutter trying to get my bearings. " The Avengers?"

" We fought them off." Aquaman declares way too proudly.

" How did You know to come here?" I question.

" Conner called us. " Diana says. " He said the Fortress ' power went out , and Mirai escaped. When the power came back the screen showed you fighting Thor, and The Avengers waiting in ambush. "

Bruce gruffly joins in " Why were you keeping the Saiyan boy Prisoner? Would you like to explain why you were fighting a team of Avengers?"

I tell bring them up to date on everything that has happened . And finish with " if this Draculina now controls the Avengers she's a global threat."

" The kind of threat we were brought together to face." Bruce oddly smiles.

" Yeah! Let's go bust some heads!" The Flash shouts.

" Yes but remember the Avengers, and Mirai are just being controlled n they are not evil." I remind them.

" I'm not so sure about Iron Man." Diana spits. " I enjoyed hitting him just now , and would enjoy doing so again. "

I'm not sure if she's kidding or not.

Kon Attacked

I've had no problem with Kon's friend ship with HS . Nor HS rather unique family. In fact I was rather impressed that Vampirella and Mirai Trunks, would adopt Hs. Reminds me of how The Kents took in a certain baby from a space ship.

But today Kon came stumbling into the Daily Planet bleeding from his neck.

Jimmy screeched like a woman. Then turning on that Signal Watch. In case your wondering yes the sound it makes is incredibly annoying. Imagine Gilbert Gotfreid screaming " Zee! Zee! Zee! " right next to you and you have a pretty good idea.


So I make my usual " oh no the sight of blood! I'm going to be sick." excuse and get to the store room. To change from Clark To Superman. I fly in through the window , to the sight of Jimmy cradling Kon.

And Kon waking to that and shouting " Dude what are you doing?"

" I thought you were cold ! I mean your not wearing a shirt..."

" Get away! "

I interrupt by clearing my throat. To which Jimmy squeals " Superman !" and runs up to me starts asking me all kinds of questions. Most of them were if I'd visit his apartment. Not after last time.



I take Kon out of there and to my Fortress , in case he couldn't fly himself. I ask him what was happened. Vampi went nuts she hypnotised me or something. Made me get in bed with her then she bit me!

Great Krypton! I know how she dresses is a bit unconventional, but I would have never thought her to try to seduce a 17 year old boy. Well okay he's closer to two being a clone and all.

I take a sample of Kon's blood and let the Fortresses computers analyze it while he's being scanned by a Kryptonian version of an MRI, but far more advanced.

" Kon You'll be happy to know all the tests Say you weren't injected with venom."

"He sighs in relief " How was she able to bite me in the first place? "

" I suppose the fact that we have no defenses against magic. I was once bitten by a vampire that claimed he was Dracula."


" What happened?" he asks.

" His head exploded. Now stay here , and rest I'm going to have a talk with HS' parents."

" Don't be too hard on them alright? From what I hear Vampi just was hurt mentally in some kinda fight or some stuff."

" Don't worry about it." I reassure before I fly to West City. First Vegeta kidnaps him, for some stupid game show, and now Vampirella bites him. What in Rao's name is going on down there?

On the way There I see Mirai. Even I have would have trouble telling him apart from Trunks if it wasn't for the hair. He beckons me toward him. Good we both rational, well at least he's more rational than his father. ( Though sometimes I think The Hulk is more rational than Vegeta.)


"I wanted to talk to you about Vampirella." I say.

" How about we talk about the little rape clone your raising? How about we speak of that?" He snarls.

" Rape clone? Vampirella attacked Kon. "

" Oh I bet you believe everything your kid says don't you?"

" No. But I can hear his heartbeat speed up when he's lying, he wasn't."

Mirai Becomes irrational transforms and attacks me. Normally I would be in for a battle , but this time he was slow.

I was able to avoid his blasts and punches easily. I couldn't believe this. Normally this man is pretty calm. Then he takes out his supposed magic weapon. I've heard from other heroes that his sword was forged from a alternate version of Thor's hammer.

I've learned through experience Mjolnir hurts. I 've also learned that Thor is an easy target for Heat Vision. That and he's so surprised when someone catches his hammer That he'll sit there for minutes staring so that certain someone can knock him out.


Either way I was going to avoid this blade. Not that it matters. Mirai passes out in a couple of minutes. I could take him to STAR labs, but I have doubts they can hold him for long if he gets violent.


I take him to my fortress . After scanning him I find he's suffering from massive blood loss. More so that Kon. Not sure where his newly violent temper has come from.

I put Mirai In a cell and give him a small sedative. While I study the scans. Hmmm Saiyans are much like humans , and Kryptonians. They even seem to absorb certain energies. For some of their power. Though Mirai has organs , that I have no idea what they do.

That'll have to wait. I call his Mother to to let her know That he's here . I would normally call Vampirella But I think she's the cause of his condition.

" Hello ?" A tired voice answers.

" Dr. Briefs? This is Superman. I have your son Mirai in my fortress." He starts screaming at me and threatening Kon at this moment. I thought that sedative would work longer. " As you can hear in the background."

"I'm glad you have him there " she answers. " Him And Trunks both, have been controlled by Vampirella's sister Draculina. A couple of days ago they got into a fight with their Dad. Can you keep him there Until We figure out a way to break Draculina's hold on them? "

" I suppose so." I answer." Would you like my help in any other way?"

"No. My daughter , and her husband are about to catch Trunks, If I can think of anything I'll call you back. Thank you."


" Your welcome." She hangs up I turn to Kon. " Looks like we have a guest."

" he looks at the psychotic half saiyan punching the force field, that's keeping him in his cell. " Joy."