Superman: Looks like I have to deal with Conner

Wonder woman and Batman are after me to try to put some kind of controls on Kon-El After the so called "Hot tub incident. Wonder Woman is concerned about Wonder Girl's mental state. Since well she didn't try to crush X-23. And Starfire. Roy Is yelling at me that he somehow controlled Starfire.


He can't control a vacuum cleaner I doubt he controlled her. I also doubt she wanted anything more than to sit in the hot tub. Batman who's still mad that Conner used to date his precious Cassandra.

Bruce I think you should worry more about the half saiyan that's with her now. So Ok Bruce Stop suggesting thing like a Kryptonite chastity belt. Diana o More neutering suggestions. Our Wally's idea.

The Flash ran up to me and said " I have two words for Conner ! Salt. Peter."

So I had a talk with him about it. " Conner the way you've been acting towards girls lately Inappropriate."


" What have I done?" he protests.

" The hot tub thing for starters."

" Ok No one did anything in the hot tub, Kara is blowing that waaaay out of proportion. "

" Ok How about how you were acting in LGS 2?" I ask.

" I was tryin' to get ratings and stay on the show!" He protests. Besides your not really one to talk there Supes."

" What are you talking about Conner?"

" I found this pic the other day, in your trunk, that you keep at the Kent Barn. "


He shows me this.

" Great Krypton! Now um Conner... I Um... "

" Don't worry about it. " He laughs. " I seem to get it honestly. Don't worry I'll probably settle down someday. But tell me this wasn't your idea to confront me about this was it? it was Oh I dunno Batman? I mean the dude hasn't had a date since the Macraena was popular. "

I couldn't help but laugh at that one a little bit. But now I'm a little worried that Conner got his roving eye from something in my genes.

Of Pranks and dumb kids.

So Superman Is trying to get me to like Chris Kent. Who is he you ask? Well He's like General Zod's Kid from the Phantom Zone. ( I didn't know you can like do it in the Phantom Zone.)

Supes Says. " Conner you need to stop acting like you hate him."


" Well then how will he get get the hint that I do hate him?" I joke.

" Conner he looks up to you." Kal tires to guilt me. " One day He'll be Superboy, to your Superman."


" Nah. Likely he'll be the General Zod to my Superman. " I mumble.

" Kon. You of all people shouldn't hold some one's genetics against them."

" Yeah Yeah, Because of the whole Luthor thing . " I remark.

" Exactly. Now you should take him to Titan's Tower. So you two can bond. "

Great. Supes, wants me to to sleep in the same place as this kid, who'll probably pull a Damien on me. And I don't mean The Kid from the Omen. I mean Batman's son that beat down Robin, and tried to take his place. I stare at the kid who all the sudden yells "Kneel before Chris!" Man!

On th way too the tower I Finally tell him " You really need to cool it with the kneel stuff kid."


" Why?"

I sigh. " Because is why. And don't ask me to explain, Because I'll I'd have to explain it to Bart too. And Robin has banned me from explainin' things to Bart. "

" Why don't you just hit Robin? He's only human."

"Because I'd rather have a friend than you know a a body with a big stump at the end of the neck layin' at the ground. And if your gonna do the good guy thing, the Black Adam route doesn't really end well."

The next morning he totally didn't take my advise And yelled Kneel before Chris at Ravager, Which started a fight, which destroyed the TV room. And really a six year old with Superman powers is a bad thing as what's left of my 360 can tell you. I'm so gettin' that kid's allowance for the next few months.

Where was I during this? I was asleep ,and wake up to this.

" Gah! No! I've turned into Superboy Blue! I don't want lame energy powers!"

I hear laughing outside, and it's that idiot Zachary Zatara." Hahahahahahahaha! Don't worry muscle head, the spell is only temporary. I told you I'd get you back for humiliating me!"



Idiot. Ok then time to show everyone Something that us Titans have been laughing about for weeks. Ya see Raven , and Zatara have their room split in half.

Raven's half:




Zack's half maybe a little much for some stomachs but here ya go.




All that pink burns my eyes.

Well I gotta go I hear Chris arguing with Miss Martian, How the heck do you anger Miss Martian? I dunno, but that kid found a way.

Batman's new look

It seems batman has been a victim of a saiyan prank. Vincent dressed him like...

At super speed. He glares at me. " What are you laughing at Clark? This wasn't my idea, But you've had some bad looks yourself. Remember Blue energy Superman?"



"Or when you split off into red Energy Superman?

" I had no choice with any of those!" I defend.

Then he smiles, " No. But you did to decide to keep that Mullet after you died. How long was that about a year?"

I don't remember anyone forcing you to make a fool of yourself with that. "

You know all of the sudden Batman's not so funny anymore.

Kon: Hard decision time.

I talked to Kid Flash a bit, and He didn't really help on the whole "Tell Tim his ex walks among the living thing." Though Bart would understand it better, than HS Who grew up around Veg head an his weirdness, people bein' wished back from the dead, is pretty normal to him, while to guys like me and Bart? Is weird and new.

I hear Miss Martian's cheery voice behind me. " Wanna see my plushie?"


" No Not.... Wait what?"

" My plush superman ! " She grins showing me the toy. " Isn't it cute?"



" Yeah.. that's great Meagan. "

" Something wrong Conner?" She asks. smiling" Can I help?'

" I doubt it, Robin's girlfriend was I think wished back, and I gotta figure out how to tell him."

" That's glorious !" She shouts. " Tim should be happy!"

" I dunno, I mean he just got over it and all, And I'm afraid he'd be mad at Batgirl for doing the whole wishing back, because well Veg head or Goku wouldn't have a reason."

" You know that these Um dragon balls Tee -Hee! Are how Spoiler came back?"

" Stay outta my mind!" I see tears well up in her eyes. " Um sorry. Yeah the Dragon balls are kinda lie um well they make physics their bitch and spank it down. Well that's what HS tells me, and well I was apparently brought back with them. Probably Raven knows of them I guess."

" You humans are so silly ." She pats my shoulder. " This is a good thing, even if they don't get back together or anything it would be good, to know she is alive. I'd want to know and would be happy."

" Your always happy." I point out.

" True. " she shrugs. " Pick up the phone and tell him. "

Yeah. Gotta like the direct approach. So I call up Tim's cell phone it rings a bit. "Hello?"

" Tim... it's Conner. "

" What did you do now? " He sighs.

" Nothin'!" I protest " Why would you think I did anything?"

" Because your you, and because Dick keeps about something here being your fault. So we're here in West City about something, and he says your involved."

uh-oh. " Not really Tim. But I have some prior knowledge because of Vegeta, and Supes knowin' each other, and um well how I came back from the dead."

" Ok. Vegeta would explain why we're in West City. " He says. " but not why Dick Stopped to talk to the Question."

" Question? " That's a shock to me. " Which one? "

" Guy."

" Not sure about that Tim. So um have you heard of Dragonballs?"

He makes a sighing sound. " Conner I swear if you called me to tell me about some kind of porno... "

" No Tim, Look I'll get to the point I saw Steph."

Silence. Then finally. " You have ghost vision now? or do you mean in the after life? Look If your going to tell me you had some kinda after life affair with Spoiler, I forgive you ok?"

" No I mean I saw her alive dude, alive and joking. We kinda had a little fight in Gotham. And I think Cass wished her back usin' the D-balls."


" I don't know who's screwing with your head Conner, but they did a good job, It wasn't Steph, and whoever that was is sick. I'm over her death, now. Wait a sec. I get I get it Batman was trying to convince me she was alive, as some kind of test are you in on it with him?"

What is this resurrection denial? " Tim I talked to her... I wouldn't mess with your head like Batman. "

" Oh I get it Batman fooled you too huh?" Look I gotta talk to you later ok ? We'll both confront Batman about his using us later ok? But um maybe you should get Superman to back us up huh? If it's not Batman, then I'll find whoever it is , and put them down hard! Talk to you later."

Oh great Poor Tim, when he sees her... Why the Hell is Nightwing taking Tim to see her? I mean I know it wouldn't be the best thing in the world for him to run into her at the next big Crisis or whatever. But damn instead of easing him into the idea of her bein' back he's just gonna show her. Well at least Dick once again lives up to his name.

Supergirl: Why? Jason Todd Why?????

Heya Kara here, I just found out All that crystal nonsense was some bimbo testing me to see if I was a universal anomaly or some junk. Whatever, Whore! I totally beat you good.

Anyway Something really bad has happened that effects all the meta human women of the planet badly maybe the whole Universe! Man it's even worse than My cousin Conner's after saiyan war party with that stupid hot tub he built on Hacknor then installed in Titan's Tower



Seriously X-23 you can do better . And Conner isn't that your friend's ex? I mean I don't know about Earth but Krypton has rules about that sort of thing. Starfire I don't know what's in that wine glass there but I know you drank too much of it to be where you are. And Cassie Why In Rao's name are you putting up with that? I was so speechless to see you there twirling your lasso like an idiot.


I am so glad I talked Vella out of going to the tower that night. That would have probably traumatised her. Or Conner would have done something that would get him killed by like a saiyan executioner or something.

But no this tragedy is worse than my idiot clone of a cousin. And that's saying something. No it's this! It's so bad That I really can't look again, if you have like some kinda condition that will be affected by seeing things that should never happen like totally look away now!




It makes me cry every time I see it. Damn you Jason Todd! You can punch Robin in the face all you want, But when you do that to Nightwing!!! GRRRRRRRAAARRRR!!!!


Why? Is it because your lame pick up lines and bad breathe scare away superheriones , that you have to try and punish us all by hitting Nightwing there? Well we are not going to let you get away with that! We're going to hunt you down Jason Todd , and ,and well we'll do something bad. And no amount of lame net lingo will save you!

So watch out Red Hood! And oh yeah guess what? I told Jimmy Olsen your Secret Identity! Yeah like everyone knows it now! Ha! Excuse me I gotta go smack Conner for laughing at the Nightwing injury. Get better soon Nightwing!

Superman: A new Kryptonite

I returned to the Watchtower from the party where Vegeta was crowned king of his people. To the Watchtower. I suspected Green Lantern to be the one at Monitor duty, Instead it was Batman.


" Bruce what are you doing here? Why did you miss the party? Batgirl was there.." " What Cassandra does with her life no longer concerns me." He states gloomily . Even for Batman.


Hmm. That's a different tune than just last week, when he calls me up at three in the morning to tell me to and I quote " Keep your pup away from Cassandra,or I'll neuter him." Not that i really Think Conner is interested in rekindling the relationship with Cass, but he does like to rub it in Vincent's face.

And Lois really appreciated being woke up before her big interview with the president. Seems they are allowing us non registered in the super hero community to be accountable for ourselves but we have to train, and licence the younger ones.

Soon we'll pick who's all involved with running that soon . I'll tell you one thing the name Stark will not be one of them. Any way back to Batman.

" Batman did you have a falling out with her? Why? Because she came back from the dead? I've done that. No Wait it's because of her little crush on Vegeta's son. "


" I don't want to talk about it!" He snaps.

" It could be worse " I grin." It could have been Trunks."

" This is not the time for your 'humor' Kent!" He yells Ok no more friendly banter today I see. " Any way I'm glad your here I was able to catch up on one of my experiments with Kryptonite."

Oh Rao I remember what happened last time he had one of his experiments, he made pink Krytonite. I didn't like the result of that.

I wonder what happened to Linda anyway? I hope she's alright. Bruce has a small smirk come over his face. " This one won't work like the last one. "


I sigh. " And why do you keep experimenting with this? "

"I'd like to find a variety of Kryptonite that just stops you without killing you next time your mind controlled or something." He states. Though I swear he just does this as a prank.

He opens a lead box with a purple k- Rock inside, and I start feeling weird.

" Clark what do you feel" I hear bat man ask from what seems like far away.

" Oh Boy. " I say when I start seeing things weird things.

" Superman! What is it? What do you see?"


" Hee hee hee hee!"

" Superman? Are you ok?"

Kon: Someone tore open Spoiler's grave.

Well the whole saiyan invasion thing is pretty much done and over now. Even though some people are afraid veg head will now turn his people on us.Kal doubts it. I dunno .

Well Cyborg convinced me to come back to the Titans.So Now Zatarra gets to annoy me at least three days a week joy! Oh well I can deal with it, but I am still not wearing the tux he wants me to wear for whatever reason.

While surfing the net , and dodging Starbucks patrons, I got this weird report, That a girl's grave was just torn open. I read the name on the tombstone, and gasp. " Stephanie Brown." Spoiler Tim's Ex.

Oh no. Who the hell would do this ? Maybe one of Bats' enemies found out she was Robin for a little bit there? I guess I could leave for Bats to look into, but he went all weirdo when Cass got blown up. Don't even know if he knows she just kinda popped back into existence.

That was weird I wonder if that's what it looked like when I came back? Last Time I heard from Tim he was doing pretty good, Kept talking about this girl he met. and now If he hears about this well I imagine first this.



Then next super drinking spree! I like a little beer now and then but nothing like he was doing. And besides Superman already made me stop that. Ok So Now what Maybe with my powers I can find the sicko that dis this , and lay the smack down Before Robin has to hear of it?

So I'm gonna fly to Gotham! Joy! Man! Gotham's is like night to Metropolis' day. And every time I go there Bats insults me. I to the grave site. I keep lookin' at it tryin' to figure out what to do now.

Ok what would pop do? Use some microscopic vision to see if he can get clues. Well what's surprisin' is this was done by someone's hand not a shovel. I can see finger prints.

What's worse ya can tell someone just punched into the coffin. This is sick." Hey Kid!' Someone yells. " You a superhero?" I turn on this hunched over old dude. I mean this guy just screamed "Horror Movie cliche" for a grave yard caretaker.

" Yeah I am. So did ya see anything?"

" Yeah it was one of them damn saiyans that's been causing all the trouble, But he wasn't wearing all that weird armor. He was in a leather jacket, red shirt and jeans. " Oh no don't tell me.

" Was he with anyone ? " I ask hopin' It ain't who I think it is.

" Yeah some girl in black leather, I think she may be saiyan too but she didn't have a tail. And get this she had Batman's symbol on her chest."

Uh oh. " Did they look about my age? "

" Yeah as a matter of fact they did. "

" Thanks." Crap! Crap! Crap! CRAP! Is all I can think while flying for the second time in a week to West City. What was Vincent and Cass Thinking? Oh Rao! What if they didn't come back "right." I mean remember pet semetary? What if they are demons or zombies or something? I mean I some times worry that I'm not really the same Conner I was before I died.


Yet the whole Goin' To West City thing was a bust I use my telescopic, and X-ray vision And when I X-rayed Capsule Corp I saw..


Ew Ew Ew ew! Ok Bulma didn't look bad, but still ugh Vegeta gross! OK so now where? I guess I can fly back to Gotham see what i can find up there. Man I'm really gettin' my frequent flyer miles today. I start at the West Coast go to the East Coast , and then now back to the East Coast. At least this doesn't take hours anymore like it used too.

So I'm just kinda floatin' above the city tryin' to tune my hearin' to listen for either Vince or Cass' Voice yeah good luck there. She's always so quiet ) and usin' All my vision powers. Then i hear from behind me " Hey Superboy!"


" I ain't Superboy any more Call me Kon.." I turn and my heat vision goes crazy from what I see livin' dead Spoiler in Robin Costume with bad hair "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

She Jumps over the vision and kicks me.

She grins at me. " So is this some kind of fight team up thing Kon AAAAHHHHHH? just skip to the team up ' kay? I'm sorry but Superboy was a much better name. "

Oh Man! I ain't sure what to do here. I try punchin' at her. And I get hit with evil zombie gas!

" I'm so sorry Um Steph.. but I."

" Wait you know my name?"

" Yeah kinda after you died, look I know Ya think eatin' Tim's brains might be a good idea but.. "

She starts laughing Actually so hard she's holdin' her gut. " Oh man! Thanks for my first laugh since I came back you think I'm a zombie? Bwhahahahahhahahaha!"


" Your not where did that gas stuff come from?"

" Um a pellet in my utility belt, were did you think it came from?"

" Never mind.. How? "

She rolls her eyes at me. " You came back, from the dead , Superman did, Even freaking Jason Todd did, and your asking me such a dumb question? Cass and her pet alien wished me back."


" So. That's why your grave was opened up?"

" Yeah that kind of sucked waking up in my own coffin. I guess you know that too huh? "

I shrug. "Um no. I just kind woke up in a cornfield. They say I was given a whole new body."

" Lucky you." she snorts.

" So why are you in the robin costume? " I ask breaking the uncomfortable silence.

" My Spoiler costume was had grave mud all over it, I'm thinking of burning it. So how's Tim doing?"

Oh boy " Well he uh went into rehab. He had a drinking problem for a bit there. "

" Oh. " Was all I get here. Man Maybe I shouldn't say anything but it just slips out. "He met a girl."

She turns away and I hear her voice cracking a bit. " Um Ok I gotta go find Cass and Ape boy, are (sniff) going to tell Batman we're back."

" Me and my big mouth. " I'm sorry out came out like that. But um ya would have found out eventually. "

" Ok Kon AAAAHH!" She says before using a grappling hook ,and swinging off.


"It's Kon-El!" I shout.

Oh great. I guess I should Give Tim a call. or I could stay ourt of it, hmmm not sure if he should just walk into to the Batcave and find his formerly dead girlfriend alive and kicking. I don't know what to do here.

Escape from Saiyan Island

Great Krypton! I have to get out of this prison cell. Because Black Adam keeps running around doing this.

That's really disturbing. he walks around with. That. Has meals with it. The ,man needs help and he's not going to get it as long as the these saiyans use him as a weapon.

I hear a familiar voice in the next cell. Bruce Banner. " Dr. Banner?"

" Who is that?" He screams " Your not another Hulk are you?"

Sigh. I'm surronded by insanity. But this does give me an idea, and idea that'll probably end up getting me hurt. " No Banner You idiot! I'm one of the many who's fought you over the years you murderer!"


" I've never killed anyone!" He screams.

" Are you sure Bruce? The Hulk smashes buildings all the time! But your just a fool who doesn' t want to take responsibility for what he does!" In actuality he really hasn't killed anyone but playing on Banner's fears Will get the result I want.



" Stop it! You... don't know what your doing!" He protests.

" I'm talking to a little pansy boy ! That's what I'm doing! Your nothing but a speck of human garbage Banner!"

"HULK SMASH!"



The Green monster towers over me. " Hulk remember you Cape Man! You hunted Hulk before! Hounded Hulk! Now you make fun Of Hulk and tell lies about him! This time Puny Cape man Hulk will smash! Smash you good!"


Lucky for me I had a small amount of invulnerability left. His punch knocked me through the roof of the prison. Ah. Sun restores my powers. I fly back down. Back down, and Apologise to the Hulk he's not taking it too well.

The saiyans attack him. Us while the Hulk Gets distracted by them I go back to the cells. And free any other hero that's been captured. One is severely injured. Raven of the Teen Titans.

" Did the saiyans do this?" I ask as her back bleeds.

" No I think it was Stark."

Stark? What in Rao's name is he thinking? " Can you teleport your self?"

She says. " I have to conserve my energy."

That complicates things hopefully the saiyns didn't see if search my belt. No . I still have the JLA communicator. " Watchtower this is Suprerman Two to beam up."


Wonder woman said she would use the the purple healing ray to restore Raven. I ask The Flash. What the current situation is since I was captured.

" Well their have been fights breaking out All over the globe. And Now Batman has decided he wants to go off and play Lone Ranger, to fight Iron Man. "


Great. this female voice starts demanding " Man of Krypton! I know you can hear me! If you want to stop this war come here!"


I fly down to where the person yelled my name. I find a female saiyan. " Hmph So your the so called Superman eh? Bah! Your not that impressive. "

She must be related to Vegeta. " Who are you?"

She smirks. " I suppose you can call me the Saiyan Queen."

I knew it. " So what is this this thing that will end the war?"

" Simple Kryptonain, a new king. My former husband is a coward he used his pet monsters, to defeat our son."

I think I see where she's going. " So you think Trunks Should challenge King Vegeta?"


She laughs. " Maybe if he could stop chasing skirts for more than five minutes! Bu No. I'm talking about our son. Fool when That fool King Vegeta mated with a super elite, he had to have known he was creating his own death. Mwhhahhhahahahaha!"

" What are you talking about?"

"Sometimes you are a little slow on the uptake Kal-El!" Someone shouts from inside the ship behind her.

I use my X-ray vision and see Vegeta, so the reports of his death have been greatly exaggerated. He walks out with this cape. I use my microscopic vision on it's made with Kryptonian fibers.

" Where did you get that?" I question.

He smirks. " I killed a zombie version of you in the Amazing Mutant Race two, and took his cape as a trophy. It protected me from the worst of what that imbecile and Black Adam did to me. And When mother found me and put me in a rejuvenation chamber. Tell the others that We're about to end this whole mess, first let me find the troops."


He closes his eyes, and does something. " Why the Hell is Vincent in the same room with Iron Man? Hmph. Whatever looks like I'll be a little late. "

He flies off. Hopefully he can really end this stupid battle.

Saiyans took Superman?

Dam it! While I was wasting time with freaky clones in Titans Tower, Saiyans Took Superman! I finally caught up with everyone at the Watchtower. And Zachary Zatara was trying to tell me what to do!


" What we're we're just gonna sit here while Superman is missin' I don't think so!"

" Well your a teen Titan Kon-El , and you will do what I say got it?"

" No! Maybe ya should say it louder ?"

He notices he can't talk . I grin. " Tactile Telekinesis, People seem to forget I have that power. Though I used to say it all the time. I'm touching the floor , and so are you. Means I can keep you from talking, or moving. So no spells.I know Your leader of the Titans and all that, but guess what ? I did pretty good when I was out by myself. It may just be time for me to do that again, Maybe ya can call Kara to take my place or something. "

I go to the teleporter, and dial up West City. The first thing I find is Vincent flying around. Good, just the jerk I was wanting to beat some info out of. I fly into slamming him, and taken him over the ocean.


Finally I power bomb him into an uninhabited island.

He looks up not sure what was going on . " What the Hell are you doing? " He shouts.

" I'm only gonna ask you this once. Where is Superman? "

" How the should I know?" He protests.

" Your a Saiyan! Your damn buddies are running around attacking cities.And they took Supes!'

He glowers at me. "I'm not one of them! "

" Wrong answer!" I shout flying at him and punching his jaw. He turns all gold, but different this time with all this weird lightning around his body. Oddly he punched me somewhat harder than when we fought at the tournament.

I clear my head, and and next his foot goes for my face. " I should hurt you more for accusing me of betraying the planet. But you've had enough. "

He may have been right, I was seeing three of him, so I just throw a shot at the one in the middle one's gut. While he's stunned I fire a full blast of Heatvision. He shouts. "Idiot! "

And begins powering up some blast there is no way I'm letting him do that. I Tackle the puns, and throw some punches into his jaw. He head buts me . Making more stars fly across my eyes, next thing I know I'm blasted.

I recover pretty quick. I use my TTK to make the ground beneath him explode. While he's stunned I slam my knee into that ugly mug of his.As He's stunned I'm about to set him up for a pile driver instead he chops the back of my knee. Before I collapse though.

I elbow him in the forehead. I start to get up, when a girl's voice screams "Why are you doing this?"



I turn around to Vella, shouting. " Because you aliens have Superman!" I accuse.

She floats down to her brother and pulls him up. " . your as much of an alien as I am. We don't have them the bad saiyans do "

" What's the difference?" I spit. She slugs me, and tears start flowing in her eyes. " I thought you were my friend! You don't trust us at all do you?"

" But I .." I begin.


" No don't say anything! Just don't talk to me ever again!" She shrieks. Flying with Vincent. Damn me and my temper really screwed up this time.

Saiyan invasion.

King Vegeta,has been threatening us with invasion. Now he finally did it. The saiyans have been invading small countries. It was now time to strike back. And was ready to engage.

" Surrender now!" Yells Tony Stark. " You people will not like our response to your acts of war believe me. " I can tell he's been drinking again. Actually anyone can tell Stark is off the wagon. This is going to be interesting.

The so called "king." Laughs. " Your of no interest to us tin man! I won't even talk to no powered trash like you!"

Looks like I have to step up. " Why are you doing this ? We've never did anything to you saiyans!"

He grins. " Ah a Kryptonian, seems ours is not the only race that was only thought to be dead. What you've done is weaken my boy! He actually protects these sniveling little worms instead of building an empire."

" That's what this is about?" I ask unbelieving. " Disappointment in your son?"

He laughs. " No! it's about building the empire I should have had, if not for Frieza! Our race is a race of conquest. And this planet will be the first, and with the powers some of you have, the empire will be that much easier to build!"

I glare, "That's not going to happen. "

He laughs and orders the other saiyans to attack. I fly straight for him. " Ha! You come from a race of scientists Kryptonian! I come from a race of warriors! "

I punch him in the jaw before he can finish whatever it was he was going to say, I'm swarmed by aliens then. I knock them all off. Except this one, that inexplicably fires heatvison.

" Me Mungo! prince of Saiyans! you hurt daddy! Me hurt you!" His powers weren't unlike my own. In fact more so than any saiyan I've ever seen. The king screams " Show him your the strength born of Daxamite, and a saiyan boy!"


Well that explians it. So I can go all out. I give him a punch as hard as I can which knocks him into the air, and he falls to the land below. " Me hurt! " He screams.

Damn it did I hit him too hard? Vegeta can take a full powered shot. Then evreything goes insane. Ships come out of the water, And people from Namor's undersea kingdom attack. Us.

The saiyan king maniacally laughs. " We've made allies here. Others who think like us."

Namor slams into me. " Imperious Rex!" I have no idea why he's siding wth the saiyans. Though he has been goaded by Stark. Into a cold war. I Give him a dose of Heat vision, and am surprised to find, Black Adam coming after me.

" Grarr! My families dead! I must kill everything!"

And I thought he was insane before. he flies behind me shouting " fuzzy Bunnies!" where magic lightning strikes me. Then Mungo comes after me again.

The two of them beat on me.

Namor complains to King Vegeta. "That is not the Honorable way to defeat someone as noble as him!"


" Nevermind!winning is all that matters!" The king dismisses.

Son Goku Jumps for at Namor, and King Vegeta, And he's blasted, by several Altanteans. This is the last thing I see before, I black out.

I wake up in some kind of cell with red sun lamps. And Son Goku Was in another cell. kept a sleep, by some kind of gas. I need to start thinking about how to get out of this one.

Where is evreybody?

I was eliminated from LGS2And How do I feel about it? Not bad really. I had some fun while I was there. But I was startin' to get a little homesick. That and was I was a little disturbed by how good looking a freaking Lohan robot was.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I don't want to be Magneto! Who knows how it starts? I mean first the attraction to an artificial life form, then ya may start thinkin' " You know pink may not be so bad. " and then your draped in pink , wearing a bucket on your head!

So I'm at Titans Tower , and it's freakin' empty! Not even the Starbucks people are here. what in Rao's name happened? I use the super hearing and hear a heartbeat in the basement.

I fly down there, a bit, and see what I've only hear about from Bart. The infamous cloning lab. Yeah the Memorial displays too Spoiler, and Tim's parents don't really bother me, And I guess the one with my shirt in it does weird me out so I just take my shirt.

This voice yells " That's not yours! it's mine! " I look over to see this....thing.


There's only one response to seeing a green half me, half Robin. " YAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

It screams the same way, and smashes through the wall. Oh great, and now it's loose. I try to find it, But that thing is long gone. Ok so now back to where is everyone?

I guess maybe I should see if if there's some kind of emergency, Ok next stop Watchtower, just hope Robin didn't accidentally create anymore weird clones.

Meanwhile at the Watchtower.

Vengence on the Saiyan Prince: The next generation.

The whole " Tiny" pic that Vincent put up on the 'net, has distracted me at LGS 2 So much that Henchman yelled at me telling me to get my head back in the game. OK. So I'll have to do something to pay a certain teen aged version of Vegeta back.


Because after thinking about it a little I doubt Cass Cain, really knew what Vince was doing. Or didn't know how much it would mess with me . I remember for a second, the monologuing ranting psycho she was under Slade's drug. But that's over now, I mean she ain't really bad.


But Vince Briefs? Yeah that kid was born bad. Or he learned it from nut job daddy whichever. Yeah I bet this was all his idea. I ain't sure what that punk has against me, but I know he's been pissed at me ever since he could walk or talk.


That's why I came back to Earth, And Put these all over West City, and Capsule Corp.

Bwhahahahahhahaha! I even taped them all over his room. At least I think it was his room, I mean there was this picture in there.

First off I'm sure Batman would have a heart attack if he saw that. But second what bothered me was I saw a teddy bear on the bed in there. Which kind of made wonder if that was Vincent's room, or Does Dr. Bulma need to pay for some therapy for that boy ?

Or it could be Vella's room, but why would the bikini pic of Cass be there? Unless? Vella? and Cass?

Mmmm Vell's supersaiyan form. I mean ... um great if Wondergirl don't kill me Veg head will. Oh well I better get back to Hacknor before one of those saiyans catch me here.

The things I hear.

Mostly I tune out things with my super hearing because well for the most part it's pretty boring. Mostly people ordering food or something. But every once in a while I'll hear something funny, Like Batman say" I hope no one knows I know I wear a girdle."


Or Vegeta talking baby talk to his wife that's hilarious. But sometimes i hear things I don't really want to hear like this for example.

I can safely tell you mister , it's not. And why would you hope... Never mind I don't want to know.

A simple capture becomes a brawl.

The Question had drawn the so called Heroslayer out in the open, now me and the Batman just had to finish him. I grabbed Question away from him, while Batman rained Punches and kicks down on the person formerly known as Super Shield.

" You Fool! " Slayer yells . You couldn't hurt this body even if you wanted too! Even if you could it's just a shell you can't hurt me.

" Hnh Let's put that to the test. " Batman growls taking out A set of metal gloves from his belt. Before he can put them on slayer knocks him down, I pull The mad man off of Bruce.


He takes out a gun and before he can shoot it a batarang knocks it away. " We already no of your kryptonite ordinance, do yourself a favor "Shield stop now. Before your seriously hurt. "


I pull the mask off and the former hero smiles manically . " Sorry Super Shield isn't at home right now.Only Heroslayer."

I Punch him at about half of my full strength, knowing he may be durable, but he's not invulnerable. " Give up this senseless battle. "

He yells something in some arcane language and I'm knocked back, great magic. While I'm recovering Bat man punches slayer with a hard "clang" . Heroslayer falls but grabs his hood, and replaces it " Who's martial arts style should I download. I have it a combination of your little girl sidekick and Wolverine ."

Expendable claws come out of his gloves. And He starts to systematically tear Batman apart too bad he forgot about me. I speed around him taking the air from his lungs. " that's the problem with spells Heroslayer, You actually have to be able to talk to use them. "


He passed out , it would have ended there if not for a familiar voice cool calm voice saying. " You've done your work Now let me kill him!"


" Deathstroke!" Batman shouts. " There will be no more lives lost He's going to prison to pay for his crimes!"

The Terminator laughs. " Don't be ridiculous! We both know he'll escape. My way is the only way. Now get out of the way Or lose your lives as well. "

" That's not going to happen ." I declare.


" Foolish Kal-El. Titans East! Take them down! I really don't care what you do to the heroes! But Heroslayer dies here Today!"

As I was about to make a move I felt my powers draining. A girl who for some reason reminded me of my old Legion teammate Sun Boy, Blasted me with with Red solar waves. A kid that looked like Kid Flash hit me thousands of times then this voice Shouts " Yes! Him am not my father! everyone but me fight him!"



" Kon! Great Krypton! What happened to you?"

" Me am Kon! Me am not Match!" The Bizzaro slams it's fist in my nose. This is Match ? last time I saw him he was an albino with white hair, and had no interest in me as a father figure what so ever. He must be degenerating.


Meanwhile Batman defeats Duela Dent And a girl dressed like Riddler, Only to be knocked down by Deathstroke. " Stay down Batman ! That scum isn't worth your life! he tired to kill my children and he must pay!"

"It doesn't work like that!" Batman replies.

" Too bad. " Slade remarks. But before he can plunge a sword into Bruce's chest Batgirl is actually dropped from the sky and Punches Slade. " I should kill you for the way you used me Slade... Lucky for you I don't kill."


" Still denying your heritage I see Miss Cain?" Deathstroke mocks.

She ignores him, and turns to Batman . " Are you hurt?"

" No. But how? You can't fly."

A voice above him announces. " No Bats! But I can !" It's Vegeta's youngest son Verne? No that's not it. Floating above the scene with his sister. " oh yeah For saving your life? Your welcome." His gaze moves over to Slade. " Cass won't tell me what you did to her but I know one thing If she won't put you down I will."

Deathstroke chuckles. " And what are you? Her attack dog? Go home little boy, and fight someone at your own skill level. "

The boy's hair turns gold and he clotheslines Terminator through a wall. Wish i could warn him that Deathstroke has plenty of experience fighting, and defeating those who are stronger, and faster than himself. but I have my own problems with Match.

Until the girl blasts him off of me. " He'll recover pretty soon What's wrong Superman? Why is your power level so far down? "

" That sun girl keeps blasting me with with red solar energy. "

" Oh so if I beat her you'll be OK?" the girl asks

" Something like that." I tell her.

Unfortunately she's attacked by the former Hero Risk. " You ain't takin' any one down Monkey Girl!"

For the first time ever I see the look that comes over her father's face when he's insulted. " What did you just call me?"

" Monkey Girl?"

" That's what I thought you said!" Now she transforms and attacks while Match tackles me again.

Meanwhile Batman is yelling at oracle through his head set. "Did you call those children here?"

" yes .Man informant gave me information that Calculator has been tracking Heroslayer for Slade. I thought you'd need back up , against Titans East."

" Why didn't you call the Teen Titans?" Batman Growls.

" I did they should be there at any moment."

While Batman is distracted, and I finally get Match off of me. ( Until the next red solar blast. ) Herolayer recovers, and And guffaws. " Ms. Cain, I see you've been favoring your ribs. " He punches her in the aforementioned area. " Now stay back all of you or i break her her little neck !"

She headbutts him. And slips away from his grasp, as she recovers Conner slams into him. I didn't know he came back from Hacknor. A plane carrying the rest of the Titans Sans Robin lands and they start striking out against the Titans East.

Kon Glares At Cassandra Who's gripping her rib cage. " Hey what are you doin' spreading the rumor around that I'm small ya know down there? What was all that moanin' Fake or something? " You know the mystery of Nightwing's dislike for Kon is starting to become clearer. If he did what he's suggesting with Batgirl.

The two of them have a stare off. Until Batgirl Strikes him saying "Focus."


" My boy, is about to make a mistake , and kill Slade, or Slade will kill him, And your worried about a stupid prank? .... You Suck." She turns around and runs toward the fight with her boyfriend and Deathstroke. While Kon sits there dumb founded.

Heroslayer Laughs. " You always were a fool Superboy!"

" Don't act like you know from one fight dude!" Conner yells.

" We've fought more than that." Slayer taunts.

" Conner!" Warns Raven." That man is possessed by a demon!"

" Right you are! Slayer announces. " And Kid Flash, Slobo, Wonder girl all know me! But I had a different name then! Harm.


" Harm!" Conner challenges. " Why don't you ever stay dead?" The three member of the former Young Justice attack their enemy while Zachry Zatrra is knocked out by the strange"kid Crusader."

Meanwhile Raven talks Duella into switching sides, and Sun Girl, starts yelling to miss Martian about how she's her slave in an alternate future. Luckily for me She fires yellow sunlight At the girl who dodges it, allowing it to strike me. Before she can react, I encase her in ice with my freeze breathe. Miss Martian breaks the Sun girl's fall by catching her.

The next instant I knock out match, and stun the Flash like boy with a thunder clap. ( yes I stole a move from the Hulk.) I turn my attention to Heroslayer who's Stunned the Young Justice group, and turned his attention on Ravager. " Your father should be punished for interfering in my plans, The deaths of you and Jericho should pay him back nicely.

the two fight. But before he can injure Rose, Slade whose mask has been burned off kicks Slayer away." You will not hurt either of them! Your fight is with me Heroslayer!"

" Ok with me!"

After a short but impressive battle, Slade has Heroslayer by the throat. " Any last words?"

" Yes. Kill this idiot. It doesn't matter I'll be back in some form or another." Batman moves to stop the killing blow when gold energy fries Slade.

" Our fights not over yet!" Vegeta's son declares.

Slade kicks him in the throat " You little punk! I don't care about you! But as long As Heroslayer lives he can do to my daughter or son what he did to Terra! I won't allow that! If I have to kill you o accomplish that I will!"

His sister, defeats Risk.

" No I'm not...I'm a girl, And I'm sorry about all the stuff that's happened to you, but you made the wrong choice teaming up with these bad guys, maybe you should learn from your mistake? Oh wait a minute my brother's in trouble I'll be right back."


Not only did The girl notice that but Batgirl did as well. They both Converged On Slade. " Back Cassandra!! You too alien girl! If you want him to live give me Heroslayer."

Before I fly over there to put a stop to this. A gravelly voice chimes in " I have a better idea. " A gravelly voice chimes in. " You get off the boy and run away with your tail between your legs. Or I hurt you and your kid villian brigade. "

A white gloved hand grips Deathstrokes' neck , and slams him into the concrete roof. The Terminator Recovers. " And who are you supposed to be?"

The other man just fires a blast, that Slade hops over another blast hits his chest. " You can doge energy from one hand, but I have two you know. The only reason you defeated Vincent is because he doesn't have the expirence to weild his power properly me I have years of expirence."

" What right have you to interfere?" Slade mumbles.

"I Am The Prince of all Saiyans! I do what I want! And if anyone is goijng to defeat Heroslayer it will be the one whose reputation He besmirched! My other son Mirai! And I'm here to disuade anyone who has any other ideas!"



Ever hear of throwing kerosine on a raging fire ? Well Vegeta's presense is more like tossing a nuclear device on one.

I hate Mr. Mxyzptlyk

So Conner's went to that Game showLGS2 I was against it. Because He really needs to be in school. But Ma talked me into letting him that and he signed behind my back. According to the lawyers their contract is iron clad .


A Conner Kent Robot has been taking his place at Smallville High And beaming the information to Kon on Hacknor. The problem is he built it , and he's not very good at building these, It walked up in front of the class and stated singing "What a girl Wants." So when he returns he's going to find he has an interesting new reputation.

As for his replacement in the Titans? I think he wanted Vincent Briefs at first for some reason. When he refused, he asks someone else who as Kon put it" Wouldn't take no crap From Zatarra." And apparently that person Was Slo-bo.




The Titans may have been better off with a young Vegeta more than a young Lobo clone. Hopefully he knows what he's doing.


Worse than all this the 5th dimensional imp Mr Mxyzptlyk returned and did this to me.

As for the viking helmet on him? No clue. As you can imagine the whole day I've been getting comments. The worst were from the Flash at the JLA meeting.I was so relieved when I finally tricked him into saying his name backwards. I told him Krypto's name was Kyltzxym. And he called the dog too him. And poof! He's gone and I no longer look like I'm trying out for a mariachi band.


The only thing is my super sized headache returned when I realized he will be back. Ugh!

Sweet! I made it to the semi finals!

There is some good news, and some bad news. Good news I've been named co leader of the Teen Titans. The leader is Zachary Zatara, and not only that, I signed up for the reality show LGSII.

And The Boudakai is gonna last a little longer. Well I go up to the ring with this guy "Donar". Ya know This guy's name sounds familiar somehow. Wait he's a mythological god.

Yeah it's a Celtic name for another god Greek? No that don't make no sense. Wait I remember from mythology class. Donar is..... Oh man ya gotta be kidding me. I use my x-ray Vision. on his beard .

" Oh Rao!" I declare. " Your Th...."

He punches me before I say his complete name. That was a hard punch I passed out for a second. I snap out of it I'm flying out like Hercules I use that momentum and fly at super speed, I slammed into the god.

" So what are ya doin' here?" I ask as the guy just gets up not really seeming to be hurt.

" While training you ,all you told me of this tournament interested me. I thought it would be great sport as it has been so far. I don't want to hurt you child. Give up you have defeated your rival."


" No chance you maybe a lot stronger than me but the Kon Man ain't a quitter. "

I fire some heatvision. it hurts the dude but He calls to the sky's. I barely have enough time to put up a TK shield . The electricity cuts through it like a hot knife through butter. Stupid magic.


While I'm recovering he kicks me a few times. I throw some super speed punches. They rock him, but not enough as he backhands me away.I shake the cobwebs outta my head. And try freeze breathe. I mean I ain't ever had the power before , but since I had now have super breathe Well I might have it.

After a couple of times of trying, I got it too work. It encased him in a big block of ice. That he easily shattered. Why am I not surprised? Strong winds batter into me.


Next thing I know his elbow goes into my nose. While I'm on the ground healing.I put my hand on the ring , and use Tactile Tk to make concrete explode beneath him.

While he's stunned, I go in for a kick that he grabs next thing i know He slams me into the ground like a club. as i get feeling back into my body. I notice i feel grass. Oh Man I'm outta the ring!


" Winner Donar!" The Ref shouts. As I get up Donar slaps me on the shoulder. " That last one was fine shot! it hurt me indeed! You have nothing to be ashamed of lad. You fought well, your Father will be proud."


"Thanks. " I mumble. Man I lost! This sucks! Then again I lost to a god so no biggie.

Zachary Zatara AKA Douchebag claps. " Way to lose! Now can we go back to the tower We need to train."

Where does he get off? Ordering people around? I mean I 've been a founding member of Young Justice, and this version of the Titans. Not only that but I once led the Ravers. What has Zatara done? Besides gettin' punched in the face by Black Adam I can't think of anything.

" Look I gotta go to Hacknor. I'll be back as soon as I can but I have to go like now. "

" What? Your not going anywhere Mr. Man!" He orders. " We have to to train."

" Wow I can't believe it I snicker. " Your mad voice is much higher than Robin's But look i signed up for this thing long before the whole Boudokai mess. And I gotta go. I'm sorry dude but I'm taking my vacation. And I'll tell ya , I'll be glad to be away from you.


I look over to uptight Vincent and Cass who's staring at him in a way that says " I want to have your saiyan puppies." Or cubs or whatever the heck ya call them. "Hey Vince want my place in the Titans until I get back? "


He snorts. " The way Titans have been dying lately? No thanks I want to live."

Cass hits him. " You... should say yes."

" What why? " Vince protests.

I leave the two lovebirds to their fight. And intercept Vegeta on his way to the ring. " Hey um ho do you get to Hacknor?"

" Why do you want to know?" He sneers. " There is a transporter outside of West City. Probably one outside of Metropolis too. Not staying to see the final round eh?"

" Nah Man! I'm like totally late for LGS!"

He laughs. " They are doing that again are they? Farewell. "

" Yeah HS, Said he'd tape the next couple of fights for me. So later!"

Before I fly toward West City, Cass stops me. " Your... leaving Earth?"


" Yeah. Why you wanna hit me in the crotch again?"

" You know... Why I hit you there... I don't want to be stuck in middle of your fight. And I .. Um care for ... him I don't want him to be hurt."


" I get it I really do." I answer. " Look I'm all for having a truce, i don't even know why we were fightin' If that's all Cass I gotta go."

"Will you be gone... forever? Is it because I hit you there? I'm sorry... don't go. ... you.. Vincent .. and Vella are the only ones who trust me... My only friends since Steph died. "


I'm stunned. " It has nothing to do with you kiddo. Man Your a little paranoid huh? Batman will be proud."

" Paranoid?" she asks.

" Never mind you really don't need to know what it means.I'm not leaving forever I'll be back. Just taking a vacation like Robin , without the drunken slurring." I pat her on the head. " I'm only a little mad at you Dingbat."

" So your coming ... back? Dumb Jock?"

" Yup."She hugs me and don't notice the sign I tape to her back that says Kon Is better than Vincent. Thus my lame vengeance is complete !I fly to the thing that in West City that has a bum sleeping on it.

I mess with it a bit and it finally starts up,and asks " Where do you want to go? Dex's Diner? " Um where? " Tatooine" Huh? "Sky City?" Um. "Daxam?" Yeah a planet where I'll have no powers I really wanna go there. " Hacknor? "


Yes! I push the button, and after the taste of tin foil. I'm there. Me and the bum. Who slurs. "Man that must have been some good liquor."

"Uh Yeah." I say "I'm only in your mind." I gotta figure out where I go from here.

Round3 :Wonderman Sucks

I wake up with Cassie ( Wonder Girl.) Shaking me. " You feel OK?"


I sit for a minute. " Yeah. I seem to heal more like Superman now. Can't believe Cass did that."


She laughs. " Love makes you act funny."

" Love?" I ask. " You think Cass loves that arrogant half saiyan ?"

" You mean you don't see the way she looks at him? That, and he's probably the only one that hasn't called her evil . Well besides you. "

I shrug. " Well I guess since I was dead through most of her evil phase I came in from the perspective of a guy that knew her a year ago, and Vince never knew her before Robin told her about him."

Wondergirl Sighs. " Well anyway yeah it's obvious to anyone if you see how they act together. And can you really talk about arrogant half aliens? I mean look at you."


"Ok. Guilty as charged." I laugh. " So who am I fightin'?"

" Wonder Man." She replies .

" Sweet! I'll be back here in a few seconds. "

"Wait."She says before grabbin' me and kissing me. " For luck."

Awesome! I walk out to the ring with loser boy staring at me. The ref giy AsPulls me aside. " please take this guy we don't want them in the Semi finals. "

" No Prob." I smile.

" You think you can take me?" Wonder man shakes his head. " I'm an Avenger dude and your a pathetic ripoff of the Man of Steel."

" What?" I demand.

" Yes you should have stayed dead! At least Wondergirl would have been with a real superhero , Robin. Your redundant ! We all know your never going to be Superman! Your a screw up who no one missed when he died. What are you going to cry or are you trying to say something? well What is it? what are you going to say?"


" BURN!" I unleashed my full Heatvision on the dork. After a few minutes of this he yells. " No more I give up ! "

" Winner! KON-El by submission!" the ref Announces. Me I'm goin' back to Wonder girl.

Oh and Batman? Ya know the whole revealing you were behind the whole Cass evil thing? Well this is my tribute to you buddy! Enjoy you mind manipulating, make up ways to kill your friends, OMAC creating, paranoid freak that lives in a cave.

Round2:Sometimes winning ain't worth it.

I gotta fight Cass? Argh! Someone I was close with before, and a friend now. I mean I defied Tim to go see what was up with her heel turn. And she really didn't go bad she was drugged.

Now I gotta fight her in this tournament. Hmmm I could pull an HS. No if I do that, the crowd is gonna kill me. I enter the ring with no theme music or dancin' Cass waves at me sweetly.

Ok Conner what do you know about her? She does this cool thing with her... No Kon! Ok Start thinkin' her measurements are .. No Bad Conner! Bad! Ok Time to be serious. She can read my movements but if I move too fast for her to see that Ain't gonna be a problem I could just fly to her set her out of the ring, and that's it.

The fight begins. Ok go with the plan. She walks up to me, and smiles, Opens her hand, with those weird metal gloves she's been wearing . You know I seen similar ones on Batman once.


I think she's gonna shake my hand , but instead she punches me in the balls. The " Klang!" sound will be in my nightmares for years. Damn gloves this hurts, a lot.

The ref stops the fight. " Contestant Cassandra Cain is disqualified Winner Kon-El!"

I don't feel like a winner as I lay in the fetal position. My eyes blur with tears. I Mean this is bad pain, and I think she put maximum effort into the punch.

I look up at her as she's looking down at ,me. " Conner I'm sorry. But I have no choice. I don't want you, and Vincent fighting. I hate being um stuck in the middle of you two. Your my friend he's my .. boy. There will not be a rematch."

I squeak out. " I didn't start this."

" I know." she sighs. " But you went into this stupid fight and you hurt him.You even mocked him after winning. I want you two to play nice if not ... act like friends ... at least be civil. This is a warning Kon.To both of you. If if either one of you tries to fight again, the one that started it gets this."

I moan because that's all I can do. She pats me on the head. "I'll take that as a 'ok'." She leaves the ring calling her 'boy's' name. Me I lay there for a little bit. Until I can feel my legs again, I weakly go back to the locker room I'll have to lay on bench for about an hour. Man this was the worst win in history.

Round 1 Kon VS Vincent

I was in the tower with Raven she got through doin' some kind of chanting thing around me. " Well?" I ask.

" You have the same soul you did before you died Conner. In the in any way it matters you are the same person."

" Yeah but Lex said I'm in a different body. And Bats is checking my DNA. "

"Possible." She says. "When you were wished back, magic was in flux. Who knows what kind of side effects it could have had. It doesn't matter. Your body is just a shell. Your still you."


"Well that's all I need to know." I cheer up knowing I'm the real Kon is a relief. " I'm off to the tournament now ."

" Have fun." I think she may have cracked a smile for a second.


" Don't I always?" I remark. before flying out. Ya know this pamphlet that Vince gave me had the worst directions ever. I mean the island was around Japan but with these damned directions, I somehow ended up in Antarctica.

Anyway I had to use telescopic vision , but I finally got there.

And HS Yelled at me for being late he wanted to be in some kinda tag team., thing well that and he caught me checkin' out his ex-girlfriend while she was workin' out.

" Hey! It ain't like you two are still together!"

" What if Wonder Girl caught you ?"

" If I can deal with walking in on her making out with a Johnny Depp poster, She can deal with with me lookin'. "

" Your eyes were white! I know that means X-ray vision! Not that you were trying to hide it You said it on international television when you drew your participation number! "


I shrug.

He sighs " You make it hard to be friends with you some times. I can't believe I have to fight her in this man!This sucks!"

" I pat him on the shoulder . " Hey you did pretty good fighting Wolverine. She's a lot like him. except with curves, and boobs, no icky body hair and a birth mark on her..."


" Kon! " He shouts at the same time, The announcer guy calls my name.

" I gotta go, But remember she's been trainin' with Nightwing for a couple of weeks. We both know that trainin' would get a sound track Of Chicka chicka wow wow!"

"Thank you for that thought!" He screams before I run into Bart.

" Hey man! Did you give the CD to the guys in the sound booth?"

He gives me a thumbs up sign. " yes did I can't believe your doing this it's kind of funny."

" That's why I'm doin' it. Your the man Bart!"

They kept callin' my name. Finally Vincent laughed. " That coward isn't coming out here." That was when the cheer leaders wearing Black shirts with red S Shields Came out and Start doing splits While Cheering" You Think your something because you look like your daddy ? Well you have to ask your self are you ready? If it wasn't for Cassandra you would have to resort to using a bucket We're to give you a message With two words! Suck it!"

While he's staring At the girls they start spelling out my name in the cheer. Then " Are you ready?" Comes out over the speakers.

I hear Cassie Sandsmark. say " He wouldn't really come out to a theme song and embarrass us all would he? "

" Yes he would Robin." responds.

Over the loud speakers they hear Think you can me what to do? Think you can tell me what to wear? You think that your better? Well you better get ready to bow to the master! Break it down!
I come out dancing to laughter and cheers. I can see Supes as Clark up in the stands Laughing while Lois is rolling her eyes.

Kon is something fool!Just got tired of doing what you told me to do! Them's the breaks boy! Yeah! Them's the breaks little man! Break it down! Kon- El!

Meanwile all the cheer leaders Take of their shirts revealing halter tops that say Vince sucks! on 'em I almost in the ring I use my TTK to make some harmless explosions around me hey I gotta have pyro.

Think you can tell me what to do? Know who your talking to? You'd better get usd to the way the ball bounces! I see what you've got it measures in ounces But that's the breaks boy yeah Them's the breaks little man! brak it down! Kon-El!

I wink at Wondergirl While flexing for while the my poor half saiyan opponent is dumbfounded. " Oh Hera ! What is he thinking?" Cassie asks Tim.

" I'm still trying to figure out how he got cheerleaders!" Robin answers.

I start doing the DX chop at Vinnie. Yup I think I'm gettin' him mad .

Think your a big man? Treat you like a little man! What's it like to be half a man? does it break your heart to see what I am boy? That's the breaks boy that's the breaks little man! break it down!"

Finally the music fade out and the guy I'm fighting Hmphs " Have your fun windbag?"

" Yup. Too bad your not going to Your going home battered and bruised I hope Batrgirl knows first aid."

" Bah! Enough talk now we fight! "

The rules are explained, no kicking the family jewels or, gouging the eyes.No killing and weapons are allowed though they haven't been in previous years not that I use them. then he yells " Fight" Cass Cain asks us both if we really need to do this?

I say " Ask your boy toy."

" Enough Stalling!" He growls! I charge and throw a punch through an illusion, he left with his speed. he appears behind me and punches me in he nose I see he's blonde now. And my nose is bleeding.

" This is going to be easier than I thought! " He boasts.

I grab him trying to grapple him into a hold he slips out of his jacket and kicks me in a kidney. While I'm reeling Several super speed punches go into my gut. I cough trying to catch my breathe and one cough blows him away Woah! I have that power now?

" I didn't know you had super breathe!" He responds astounded.

" I don't!" I stammer. " At least I didn't. "

" It doesn't matter ." He smirks "Big Bang Attack!"

Wow that hurt . I gotta do something here.He starts walking confidently toward me. Wait he's walking on the ring as long as we're touching the same thing, I can affect him with tactile telekinesis.

I make the concrete beneath him explode he jumps up yelping. I slam my knee in his solar plexus, making him struggle for air. Next a nice right cross to his jaw throws him across the ring.

He catches himself, before falling out of the ring. "So you can fight." he spits out blood. He runs at me and I play his illusion trick back on him. he's so shocked that I kick him in the back of the head.

He recovers but is a little wobbly for a second. I unleash some heat vision he knocks it away but I use this to land an uppercut. he flies up for several feet and starts floating trying to shake the cobwebs. I charge him And again he does the after image thing, But I've adjusted my vision to catch it, and I do the same thing to him we keep, trying to sucker each other until finally we slam into each other causing a sonic boom.

He catches me with a open palm on the chin, I feed him my elbow. A spin kick gets me in the chest. I Grab him, and choke slam him into the ring. He screams gathering powers and fires a Galick Gun that I deflect with heat vision.

After which I get my eye socked by his fist. When I land I use TTK to stick him in place. " I can't move!" He protests.

" I know. " I grin. "Now let's see how you like some Heatvision at maximum power."

I poor it on. Hearing his screaming makes me think about stopping, but I keep bathing him in it. until I notice that the people in the audience are starting to get hot too. So I shut it off.

" Damn! !" Vince stutters. " The sun keeps you going, keeps restoring your power. While I'm running low. Looks like I'll have to use the new form!"

This weird energy gathers around him, and he gets bigger with more muscles His hair goes from spiky to crazy spiky.next The Punch he gets me with Makes the eyes roll in the back of my head, and I black out for a sec, I wake up to the ref counting "4! 5!" I jump up real quick.

" Ha! Almost finished you that time " Vincent brags. " Next time you go down you won't get up! "

I rub my face , ow I gotta black eye. I don't talk just watch as he tries to land another shot, I dodge it, and catch the next with a block. I head butt him making both or foreheads bleed.

" Idiot!" he shrieks.

" Yeah. Wasn't one of my brightest moments but this might be." I use my ttk to toss all the rubble In the ring. at him.

While he's stunned I smack him with a flurry of lefts and rights.Ok he's reeling now. He hollers and his fist right and hand starts glowing. " You will be finished now! Super Ki Punch!"


" Boy! No!" vegeta orders from the sidelines. I don't know why he doesn't ant his kid to not use this move but I know one thing I don't wanna be hit by it. I duck it grab his arm ,and use his momentum to to toss him into the ring.


He crawls out of the big hole. Where I toss a super kick at his chin . Now he's dazed, and I knee him in the gut again grab the back of his arms And use HHH's Pedigree move on Him this is basically I jump and slam his face into the floor.

he starts getting up I try to kick his ribs. but he grabs my foot and uses it to slam me into the ring when I get up to me knees he knock me into the air. When my vision clears I see him flying towards me.

I avoid a left hook and knock my forearm into his fore head.

he start s falling I grab his shirt collar Fly at a faster speed higher, and Higher until I get about a hundred stories up. I then put him into pile driver position and lets us drop into the ring. He slams head first When the dust clears he gets up. wobbles a bit, His hair turns black, he shrinks, and falls on his face while I'm mocking with " Timber!"

The ref counts to ten , and I'm declared the winner. I do the " you can't see me gesture And a DX chop over Ko'd Vincent then leave the ring. Cass Cain Gives me a look a bad look great I hope I haven't lost a friend now.

Some the announcer ask me for my thoughts on this match I shrug. " I don't know why the guy's mad at me, he wanted this fight, and he got it. I'd like to thank Superman Batman, Wonder, Woman, and girl, Lobo, Spidey , and whoever else helped in my training."

I walk back to the locker room thinking this win is kinda bittersweet.

Watcha Gonna do Vincent? When Konamania runs wild on you Brother?

Quick Update from Conner. Since I healed up from my K-bullet wounds. ( Little worried about Lex having 'em now. ) I've taken a crash course in fighting 101 from Batman , Spider- man , Robin, Thor, Lobo, And of course the S-man himself.

I fought Carnage too. But that was more a good guy versus bad guy thing. And I'll show it all too you in a blurry video game music video , that well is a pretty good simulation of the training.

Um a note too Bats,Sorry about breaking the giant penny I'll fix that after the tournament. It is kinda depressing Since Wonder Woman told me I need to lay off the cheese puffs, and Big Belly Burgers.


I don't know why that ain't ever affected me before. Also You should look in Superman's fridge one time It's like infested with candy. Which why I've been avoiding his , and Lois' apartment.


Man It's scary, there are going to be some tough hombres in this . Though I hope I draw Cyclops In the first round he'd be an easy warm up. Or Wonder Man! I can take Wonder man! Not so sure about Wonder Woman kinda hope she doesn't enter. She's like scary powerful.



I'm pretty sure I can take Vinnie Briefs. yeah it does bother a little that he's being trained by Veg, and Batgirl. But he also goes into rages. So I'll be okay. Just gotta take him off his game.


Also Ravager , and the others laughed at me for watching WWE all this time. Mostly Rose.Not too sure about Jericho. But I just put a mirror up to him , that broke thanks to his ugly costume and bad hair. He hasn't bothered me since.




I dare you not to laugh at that. Well the thing about the WWE is I'm now Not a half bad grappler. As the Rhino can attest to after I made him cry from putting him a STFU.

That and have you seem some of the babes they have wrestling there?





Well I'm gong to leave on this Vincent Your gonna get a beat down. Are you ready?