I have some questions

First. Why is Vampirella asleep in my Fortress?

Where are her clothes?

Who put her in here?

How did they get in?

Where are they now?

And what is with the mannequin dressed up like a ninja?

Good news is whoever put her here will come back I hope. And when they do I'll ask them about this. One last question. How do I explain this to Lois?

It's my fault!!

Bart's dead because of me . If I hadn't have upset Joe Fixit. We wouldn't have ended uo hiding in that room, All three of us under a blanket. Or what I like to call creepy time. If I had Just taken my beating like a man, well.. it maybe I could have saved him.


It didn't matter that I escaped the Hulk or not because the commotion of the villains fighting us attracted him anyway. And he knocked me outta the building.

I put up a good fight, I zapped him with heat vision, Blew him up with TTK Then Finally froze him on the ground until i froze him with my breathe .

I thought it was over, until he shatters the ice. I just haul off and pop him one. He falls, and I keep doing it until finally my punches didn't affect him anymore. Then he just laughs. And beats me down.

" Ya know kid. It wouldn't have been so bad if ya didn't run , or scream like a little girl." i just moan, as he leaps off then when I stumble back into the motel room I find that Bart's dead.


I've been thinkin' about every Resurrection thing I know. Called Vella(Who's still pissed at me by the way.) And she said the Dragon balls can only be used once a year, and that still isn't up yet.

Everything else is out, because he's likely in the Speed Force , and not in any after life. Cassandra (Wonder Girl not Batgirl)wanted to talk about her relationship with Robin. Me I didn't even see any point anymore.

I mean I get it, I was dead, For all I know I coulda done it with Spoiler, I have like no memory of the aferlife. That and I ain't been exactly faithful since my return.

Maybe I should go to the Fortress Of Solitude see if there's anything there that can bring Bart back. I mean something there brought Supes back . Who knows? Just hope This place isn't overrun with Inertias from Tim's cloning experiments when I get back.

Kon: Augh!

Tim tricked me. And now I'm sleepin' in a bathtub.what's worse is Bart just keeps remindin' me that Tom And Cassie had somethin' goin' while I was dead. Which is why I don't feel so bad that I broke the knob off the radio in Tim's room, where it's stuck on a country station. He hates Country Music.


It has batteries in it that i used my TTK to fuse into the radio, then I welded it into the floor with heat vision. Heh. Enjoy Tim.

Man sleepin' in a tub sucks. I don't have enough room for my legs I broke the faucet with my head. A while ago. My freeze breathe stopped the Water from splashin' on my face, but now it's drippin' like a Chinese water torture.

Ya know If I was like superman, and only needed 3 or four hours of sleep a day this wouldn't be so bad. Nope I need 8 like evreyone else. Forget this! I'm gonna find some empty room and sleep in it instead of doin' this.


After usin' some X-ray vision I find one across the hall. TTK opens the door for me , and I sleep soundly until this voice wakes me up. " You shouldn't be here."

" Woah!" I shout. " Look Pal. I didn't know this room was occupied, I'll just go on."


" Too late!" He shouts " I was finally keeping him inside my brain at night! Now you went and made ma angry by stealing my room! He's coming out!"


Oh great this guy's a nut. I move past him until he falls on the floor and goes into convulsions. I See if he's OK and he gets up all muscly, Not only that but his skin is grey and he's a lot taller than he used to be.


Ya know I once worked with Joe Fixit, Actually he black mailed me. But I didn't know he turned into a little dude. Then I put two , and two together, Little dude turns into a big dude with super strength. "Fixit? your the Hulk ain't ya?"
I ask.



" Yup. An' I'm real grateful that ya let me outta banner's head, But ya still gotta pay fer messin' up my room. So I think a small beatin' oughta cover it. "


"AAAAHHHHH!" is the only thing I can get out before I start running " Tim! Bart! We gotta get outta here now!"

Darkseid on Earth?

I have returned from the battle With the terminators, the Aliens, and Predators. I left Batman, because he wanted to search for Jason who he saw get injured.

Bruce always considered Jason his greatest failure, and sometimes he doesn't think because of it. But if anyone can take care of himself it's the Batman. I took a nap and Lois wakes me up. " Clark You need to see this!"

I yawn. " Lois what did Chris do now ?"

Lois huffs. " It isn't Chris it's his "older brother". Conner joined his little friends on their cross country rampage. "

"Great Krypton! I had better go and stop them. " I sigh. Then my JLA communicator beeps. " Hey Clark" It was John Stewart, " Uglies from Apokalyps have been popping up all over the planet, and Darkseid is in West City. "

" Looks like the Titans will have to wait. " I state.
Lois kisses me . "Be careful."

" Always " I reassure.

the trip to West City takes about a minute, since I don't want to pour on my full speed at inhabited areas. There I find Darkseid bragging as usual. he was holding these silver spheres with stars on them, they kind of look like giant marbles. if I know one thing from all the times I have battled him, if Darkseid has them, they are powerful.

I land in front of him. And command him to leave the planet.

"Arrogant as usual I see." I snort. " Gosh I don't seem to be communicating this effectively how can I make it clearer to you?"

I can think of many ways but the easiest is.

I then ask " Am I getting through to you now?"

" I told you when we had our one on one fight, On that asteroid, a while back, that I would humiliate you through out the Universe, if you didn't leave Earth alone. Looks like I have to make good on that threat. "

" Things have changed Kryptonian." Darkseid announces. " I can have anything I want, But first I believe you should be broken by one of your comrades. Son Goku! Attend your master and rid the world of this filth!"

I'm shocked when I'm attacked by my friend.



And a little surprised to see Batman here. Well maybe not he is workaholic.I see Shield, Superheroes, and a few villains, fighting the gods.

While I knock away Goku who transforms into his fifth super level.




" Superman You couldn't stop Vegeta at Supersaiyan 4 level ! Now here you die!"

I shake my head. " You must really be out of your mind Goku-San.Or you would know, our fight wasn't at full force, neither Vegeta or my self wanted to kill each other, or any person that watched the battle, And you should know that."


I fly into his face and punch him with my full power, windows shatter for miles around. He recovers from his surprise fairly quickly and fires to throw a Kamehameha. I deflect the energy with my heatvision.

Omega beams sear me from behind. while I'm distracted By Darkseid, Goku Kicks me into the street below. Darkseid's grey craggy face smiles. " Now you are where you should be Man of Steel, at my feet!" He stomps my face. " Now we finish him Goku Fire your blast, while I use my Omega Effect, this will finally put Superman, out of my misery forever."

A blast from the horizon knocks Goku off of me, I push Darkseid's foot off of me , in time to see at least a 100 saiyans join the battle , Vegeta floating above. " You owe me one Kal-El. Now Kakarot you Clown! Prepare to kneel to your King!"

i crack my knuckles and grin. " That just leaves you and me Darkseid. "

Kon: My Car!

Ya know about my awesome car. Well it used to be a car now it's been reduced to this!

" WHAT DID YOU TWO DO TO MY CAR?" I shout.

" It was a moral lesson " Robin slurs. Actually it was more like" Ish wwas a moral leeshon."



I start trembling with rage. " What was the lesson? Don't turn my back on you for a second? "

" um Conner , you may want to um control your tactile telekinesis. " Bart warns, " your like blowing up trees and stuff around here."

" I don't care ! " Pieces of road start flying around. " Why couldn't you have used your car?"


Robin stands up to me " I'm the leader! And your the unfocused flying brick! You just had to come back, and disrespect me didn't you? This isn't Young Justice Conner! It's a lot more dangerous!"

I shake ,my head. " Dude I know more than you, remember I had to spend a year in the afterlife? Wait that has nothing to do with anything! You stole my car and did Rao knows what! "

He threw a bunch of Batarangs I was thinking of doing something else but But I before I could do it the Batarangs were just floatin' in the air. Aw man! Since when can I do that?

While starin' at them Everything around us blows up. Stupid power surges. I have to catch Tim before he flies into a boulder. Bart dodged it all. Of course.

I think about hitting Robin for a second.




Then I remember all the rap he's went through in the last couple of years. ya know normally I wouldn't care about that and pop him one any way, but not during a power surge I instead smack the boulder.

I only meant to put a hole in it. Instead, it the bottom half gets shattered into dust. And the top half flies into space, I don't even know how that happened my TK and super strength must be goin' nuts. If I had hit Rob... I let him go.

I try to save face I 'd better not tell any one That my powers are freakin' out again. next thing I'd know Kara would be in my room in Titans Tower, and I'd be runnin ' around as Supernova 3 or somethin'. So I act all tough and try not to blow any objects up while sayin, "You should just be glad you were adopted by a rich dude. "

Then a whole bunch of cops drive up around us. " Uh what do you two do exactly?" I ask.

An ending and review

Next Top Hero has come to an end. There are two players left.

Thousand Faces

And Crater.

After reading those posts you can choose who won, by voting at the poll here.

Now on to other things. I heard something funny from Hal the other day. Apparently Nightwing has fixed up Wonder Woman, and the Batman. though I can't tease him about his apparent Vampirella obsession anymore, this should be interesting.

You know I was surprised when I heard there was a
movie made about my death when I battled Doomsday. Although it brought back some bad memories, i watched it. The Doomsday battle was pretty close to how it happened except it left out the Justice League.

And My return was fairly accurate but there wasn't an evil clone, that took my place, but four other Supermen. I do understand why this was omitted though, Hank Henshaw, and the Eradicator's Origins would take to long to explain in an animated movie.

I give it about 3 out of five stars. Wait a second, Conner's is shouting something at a TV.
" Connner ? What is it?"

" Oh it's one of those high speed pursuits they show on TV all the time Supes. ya know this car looks familiar somehow. "


" Use your Microscopic Vision, to enlarge the image. " I instruct.

"All I see is little dots. " He responds.

Your seeing atoms." I explain. " Go back a little. "

" Ok I did. And Damn it no!!!"

He flies out out in a huff. I use my microscopic vision, and see...



Looks like Robin, and Kid Flash have some explaining to do.

Kon: What the? Match is gettin what?

Bizarro broke Match out of the S.T.A.R. labs. You know this is when When Superman shoulda been here you know. I can fight Match. I've beaten the dude before. But Bizarro? No way. The dude is as strong as Supes if not stronger.

Oh well at least Kara is off to the Oustsiders, and leavin' the titans Who said complainin' doesn't get ya anything. So I was realxin' at the Tower well I was asleep Ya know gettin' trashed by a twisted version of your father figure will do that.

So when I get a call at three in the morning, I ain't the happiest clone in the world. " Am Cassie not there?" The voice on the other end asks.

" Bart this isn't funny. I told ya to not drink coffee before goin' to bed."


" Me am Bart. Me am not Match." Oh Rao! Not Bizarro speak this early in the morning. It hurts my head when I hear it normally.

" Match what the hell do you want? "

Me am not gettin' married in Bizarro World Me want you go there, since you no am family. Superman, Supergirl too."

I had to let this sink in then I started laughing. " Dude what would marry you?"
I mean seriously look at him!



" Me no want you tell Cassie, me am not sorry since me no find someone else. Tell her me always forget date we no have."


" BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah sure whatever bud. " Oh man he had a date with Cassie I imagine that goin' something like this comic from passfail studios.

" You know where Inertia not is? Him am not be best man."

" Likely in West City. " I answer. " Oh and if you see a dude there that sorta looks like Vegeta but younger, lemme tell ya how to say 'hi' to him. Ya see Saiyan Princes are greeted by you kickin' them in the family jewels."


" You am not good friend. Me will not kick saiyan Prince in nuts. "

" Yeah don't do that " I snicker. He hangs up. Oh man I can't wait! A bizarro wedding? That'll be comedy gold.

Kon: Kara you need to get ready for weirdness.

Kara has joined the Teen Titans Like I don't have to deal enough of her around the Fortress of Solitude. Robin just had to give me the excuse. "She's a teen we're here to train teenagers. "


" Your firing me aren't you?" I ask.

" No. Despite the fact that you've quit 3 times since you came back to life. Look it wasn't even my idea it was Wondergirl's take it up with her."


Ok Rob's forced me to do this from the days he was drunk The day he tried to fight Lobo.



For those that don't know Lobo is pretty close to Superman in power, And Robin's not. The only person that tried to help him there was Blue Beetle. The rest of us pointed and laughed. Not sure what was going through Tim's drunk mind. But he looked like he was doing a good impersonation of a purse.

Ok So Kara's here now and she'll have to get used to some weirdness. Like Ravager's greeting to people like the day HS wanted to help me do homework at the Tower!



He was disappointed when I told him she strips like that for everyone.

Let's see oh yeah I once walked in on Raven kissing Beast Boy one word yuck! But Ya know it's not as bad as that crossover we had with the Cartoon Titans and I had to see this.


My Eyes!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!


Oh yes and Kara be prepared to walk in on awkward conversations. Like....


My Ears!!! MY EARS!!!!!!

So tell me Kara do you really want to join up? Do you?

Looks like I aint gotta choice.

I'm all healed up from the beatin' with the Kryptonite. But HS told nme about how Evil alternate versions of my self, And the rest of the titans showed up and took Team Legacy with them.

The way he described him sounds like the one from that alternate universe We nicknamed "Titans Tomorrow." Somehow Vincent found out about that reality and that's why he beat on me.

And you know what ? I deserve it. I might as well face it. I'm gonna become a bad guy. I 'm made from half Lex Luthor's DNA. There ain't no way I Around it I was cloned to get close to Superman, and then kill him. Lex made when Supes died . He knew Superman would come back. And I was his weapon.


I tried I really did, but everything I do I screw up. Maybe It's because I ain't made to help people but to destroy them. I fly to Superman's fortress. He ain't around He's still hosting that Next Top Hero show.

I root around until I find the Phantom Zone Projector. I'm gonna banish myself there. Then i don't some screen thing Starts making noises then I recognize it. It's that Thing the Legion of Superheroes gave him. Well not the Legion I was a member of A different Legion that Clark was a member of when he was Superboy.

It somehow like lets you talk or the future or some junk. I see Superman in a weird costume. One that looks kinda familiar. He was talking to someone off the screen.




" What the? Woah this is weird." He stares at me.

" Why's it weird ? What are ya some future Superman or something?" I ask.

" You don't recognize me? "

" Ya look just like any other future Superman I've seen. SO what are like Clark's and Lois' son Grandson? What?"

He slaps his forehead. " Was I really this dumb? Hey I'm you Conner."

" So what are you about to tell me your gonna take over the world or somethin'? "

" Um No. " The other me answers. " Why would anyone want to rule the world? Being Superman is hassle enough thank you very much. "

" Your not evil?" I hopefully blurt out.

" Well I did release the Supermonkey in Tim's Robin Cave last week, but I'd guess not."

Ya know that was a good idea. " So what did ya call to give me a pep talk?"

He shrugs. " No. You see I use this time thingie to call Kal and get advise when I need it. So um Where is he?"

" Hostin' that game show. " I respond.

" Ah. Well see ya in the mirror. "

So. That means in at lest one reality I don't bad? Woo Hoo! I put the projector away , And go back to Titan's Tower, when I go there I find my room strangely clean, and there's like potpourri in there.

" A voice behind me asks do you like it? It's better than the pigsty you left it Kon."

" Kara? What are you doin' here?"

" You mean they didn't tell you? I joined the titans Kon."


" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Kon:Surprise attack

Doc Samson is a total tool. During this whole therapy junk, he tried to the say the wrestling theme song I have is a diss on robin, because he kissed Wondergirl while I was dead. Ya know I already went through all of this. I ain't mad at Robin no more, then he brought up the whole alternate future thing. Where I went nuts because the two of them got together. ( Which was really just a insane delusion that Black Zero came up with.)


" Well if Robin seduces Cassie, then I'll seduce Steph." I smile.




Hmmm Ya know I like that idea, So I started kinda fantasising about Spoiler in that tight costume. Then Samson interrupts me with " Your constantly chasing women means you have problems with your mother."


Where did this dude get his psychiatry license? A cereal box? I ain't got a mother. I roll my eyes, and leave. I ain't listening to that pathetic weirdo.

So at school, HS tells meSome girl he's hung up on. Cool! Me and Cass Can double date with him and her, Something we couldn't do with that ho X-23. (Though I'd hit it.)




So any way something weird happened after school when I went to my little hobby in the wrestling ring. ( Hey i get a little extra money for the week, and all. ) When something happened that wasn't in the script. Some weird ass song came over the speakers it was like "Behold the Prince!"

Then damned Vincent showed up and I started feeling weak. He smirks takes out this Kryptonite drops it on the mat and and begins wailing on me. Cassie tries to pull him off then he punches her in the jaw. Then he takes her lasso and throws it away from her. How the hell did he gets strong enough to take Cassie down. Damn Saiyan training. And damn their ability to keep getting stronger.



He smirks at me. then says. "I want you to know. You damned Titans, are not going to take over the world. When you try I'll be there to put you down. Your not killing my girl or anyone else."


Wondergirl, starts beating him senseless until he transforms Into that weird electric second Super saiyan thing. they are some what equal for a while until Vince Smiles after she bloodies his nose. " Super Kaioken."

Then she falls hard. " Bah! Amazon warriors can't withstand a battle with a true Saiyan Warrior." He spits his blood on me gross! He takes the k rock away." Tell your little bastard devil friend I'm coming for him next. And after I'm done with him he will stop disgracing my family with his evil."



I have no idea what this punk is talking about, but I pass out before I can think about anything else.

Fight with the Super Skrull

Well Next Top Hero is going pretty well. I was looking at the ratings when I hear the JLA distress signal.

Seems the Watchtower was being attacked by skrulls. When I arrive They do some kind of strange gesture. and a blast hits me. Oddly it hurts. Magic. Unfortunately for them it was only enough to annoy me.


I knock out several of them. While the rest run away. They were luring me into a trap. I might as well oblige them to see what they have in store for me, and that is the Super Skrull, who was fighting Wonder Woman, and Hawkman.

" Your late Kal." Diana Smiles.


" The Flash can't be the only constantly late. " I shrug.

" Quiet!" Superskrull shouts.

" I'd have to agree." Hawkman grumbles.

So Your the Kryptonian everyone has told me of." The Skrull sneers looking me up and down. " You don't look like anything."


" And you look like like you've been pretty much beaten by Diana." I observe.

" Don't insult me! I am a warrior born!" he raves trapping himself around me with Mr. Fantastic's power. I spin around at super speed, After wards the Super Skrull looks greener than usual . " You Can't defeat .. whoa give me a second. " He's trying not to lose his lunch while I try to not be amused by this.

After he recovers he punches me "Feel the power of the Thing!"

" Thanks I had an itch on my chin. " I grin.

" What are you Spider-man now?" He says more to himself than to me while smashing me with invisible fore fields.

" What I can't crack a joke once in a while ? "

I try to grab him before he starts using Johnny Storm's fire power. Fire in a satellite is never a good thing.He used his Nova Blast I tried my best to contain the damage. But it knocks even me back.


" Now prepare to die!" The alien brags. I know I have to end this now. So I stop playing around.




Oh Rao, I stole a line from Hudson, and didn't realize it. After knocking out the Super Skrull. The others vanish yelling threats though one caught my attention, "Trigon is coming."


If half of what Nightwing has described about Raven's father is true , then this is cause for concern. After helping to repair the Watchtower, I return home for what I hoped would be a romantic evening with Lois. So of course Ma has to call me


" Clark, come quick It's Conner!"

What has he done now?

I fly to Smallville and Ma looks concerned while Pa just shakes his head. " Martha this is really nothing to concern Clark with."

Uh- Oh. Did Ma find those magazines he keeps under his mattress?

" You need to watch this video Clark!" Ma flashes it in my face then puts in in the VCR. I keep thinking " Please don't let Kon be in a porn movie."

But fortunately it's just this.

Ma looks disgusted. " Wrestling, he's taken up wrestling!"

I'm still trying to figure out how he got Wonder girl to go into that with him. But besides that I don't really care. " It's his life If he wants to wrestle for a hobby I don't see anything wrong with it. "

Pa gives a smug look . " And everyone in it has powers so he ain't gonna hurt anyone."

" I can't believe this!" Ma shouts your just going to let him make a fool of himself?"

" Well if I can host a reality show, Why can't Conner pretend to beat up people in a soap opera? "


" I have problems with that too Clark, bur your a grown man. So your not going to do anything?"

" No. I see no problem with him having some fun. "

She rolls her eyes. Me I'm just glad it wasn't something much worse, and with Conner well it could have been a lot worse.

Kon: My ugly suit

So after my little problem with the girl's undies, now they are tryin' to get me to go see Doc Samson. Is there like any other superhero psychiatrist out there? Any way the explanation for this is I was mind controlled by an evil mind leech I got rid of it by flying into the sun.

Of course no one believes me. Whatever. At least going to Samson is gonna cost Batman money . Don't know why he's payin' but it's still sweet.

Ok well now I have to talk about my ugly new suit. Ya see people have been on me about wearing a costume ever since I took on the jeans , and t-shirt look.
Well the Teen Titans presented me with....

Yellow? Seriously? And what's worse Miss Martian styled my hair to look like Superman's . This puts the "uck" In suck. You know I'm beginning to suspect this is like revenge from Robin for the whole " Smokes dope made of puppies " thing a while back.

And worse they made me go to West City to invite Team Legacy to a capture the flag competition with the Titans. Robin said it could be like a Jsa Jla Team up thing. I think he's making any excuse he can to see Stephanie myself, but what do I know.



And of course who do I see first? Vincent who reacts to my costume like this.

You know what? You can have room to laugh when you stop wearing your dad's clothes dude. His sister laughed too but at least she wasn't so mean about it , that and she's hot so I don't mind it from her.



So after that I had to go around Metropolis. Not because I wanted to , but because I had to Supergirl decided to be Emo today, and well Metallo showed up and someone had to stop him. He's a lot easier to beat when he's rolling on the ground laughing.


But I noticed something I got shot at a lot more than usual.



Random people started pickin' fights.


Ugh! I went back to the t-shirt and Jeans.

What happened to the yellow suit? Well let's just say there is a badly dressed scarecrow in Kansas now.

Kara: I wish I didn't know Conner

While Kal is off hostingNext Top Hero, Me, Kon and the Steels have been taking up the slack while he's been semi gone. I think the pressure's getting to Kon.




Just the other day I caught him doing this.



Yes he's sniffing girl's underwear, the freak. So girl's if any of you are missing undies Kon probably has them. Uh Oh he just came in to the Fortress and he seems to have a new hat.



Great Rao! That boy needs therapy.

Kon: Endin' Black Zero

BZ had beaten down entire Legacy team, and zapped some purple haired dude. away with with his hypertime wrist thingie I use my telescopic vision to see Kara rallying the Titans good she won't be here for what I got in store for BZ.


He sees me of course. And we do the usual bad guy good guy banter. He clotheslines me and I try to fight back. Not so well since he's as Strong as Superman, and has TTK. He's pretty much me if I grew up like in the clone tank to full adulthood, and became a douchebag instead of my lovable cuddly self.


I kept trying to get the thing out of the box but he kept punching me before I could get my hand into my pocket than he slammed me on the ground over and over with his TK finally he just blasted me with his HV for good measure.

" You know Superboy you should have Waited for your little team to recover. With the beating I've taken from this bunch of kids, and Bruce Briefs they might actually stand a chance of beating me. "

Arrogant prick. Wait Briefs? Oh don't tell me the HU water has struck again. He picks me up and grabs the box out of my pocket. hi start scrambling away. this is going to be bad. First I wanna see how stupid he is. " No BZ! Don't open that ! It's my secret weapon!"


He shakes his head. " Kryptonite I bet. yeah the kiddies tried that. it hurt me but it didn't kill me."




Well. Ok This is a big risk , but I gotta do it. I use my TTK to upset his footing. he falls on the lead box knocking it open the lead shields me I fly off a safe distance just in case.

Black Zero stares at the k rock. " Yellow? You came here with Yellow Kryptonite? What'sit supposed to do? Meh it didn't do anything The moment he closes the lid I speed by him and take the rock away I think he's finally noticed I went by hi to fast for him to see.


" Wait? What did you do?" he tries using his TTK. He finds he can't or fly or use heatvision or anything.

" Sorry BZ That wasn't yellow K It was Gold K. " I grin. "It takes away your powers for good."


This is why Supes doesn't want me or Kara messin' with it. After being exposed ya just can't absorb solar energy anymore. He starts freakin' out screaming trying to get his powers to work. Kinda pathetic really.

Outta nowhere, this portal opens up and purple haired kid is back. " You think I hadn't learned about your Hypertime tech Black Zero? I have devices that can.... wait what happened to your power level?"


" Well pal, I just made sure he'd never be a threat again. " I gloat a little.


Purple haired man smirks . " Now you'll pay for crimes you bastard!"


I speed in front of him and tried to stop him this guy is fast, and fights like I dunno , he maybe better than Vegeta, and Goku." then he took a good long look at me.

" Uncle Conner?"

" Woah! Wait a minute uncle?" How dis I get to be an uncle of a guy that looks like a saiyan. And how can I be an uncle? I ain't got any siblings. Well maybe Match but he's a bizzaro now.

He smirks. " Not by blood , but your one of my mom's oldest friends. " I

" Dude. My oldest friends ain't old enough to have a kid as old you."


He pats me on the shoulder " Time travel. You would sneak me video games, candy , and DVDS though mom wanted to train all the time."

Oh God I think I get it. I point at the ko'd Vince, and Cass Cain. " Your theirs?"

" Yes. Don't tell them though. I'm going to learn all I can from my grandpa David before I go back if I do."


" Wait David? As in David Cain?" But he doesn't answer me. " So you want to let this sicko live?"

" Yeah he's committed a lot of crimes beatin' up the Titans kidnapping me, and Spoiler. Beating up these guys, and then tryin' to kill Cass and Vince. Pus the whole world conquering thing. Yeah he'll be behind bars a long time. "

He thinks it over for a second. " And he can't get his powers back?"


" Nope." I reassure.

Then the kid teleports off in that Goku way. Vince rubs his head, and walks up to me. " Was that Trunks with Dad hair?"


" I'll have to get you a cigar. Vince. Bubble gum alright?" I smile.

" You are so damn weird. " He retorts.

So it ended up bein' a pretty good day I tried to Ravager to give me the money on the bet That Vince , and Cass Cain Wouldn't last the year together, alternate future kids kinda prove that wrong. She took it on on handcuffed Black Zero, By kickin' him in the crotch.

So Now BZ in in a nice comfy cell with no powers. And me? Well God of War two is callin ' my name. I can't believe this game is as awesome as the first one.

Kon: Blast from the past

After the whole red K fiasco ( and being beaten. ) I was thrown in my room, and slept a weird fever dream filled sleep. Well until I woke to find Cassie staring at me. " Are you going to be psycho now?"


" Nope. I feel about normal. 'cept I'm all sick, I felt my self slippin' outta con conciseness. " I'm sorry."

" Hey it was red K, not your fault."

I shake my Head, not that I mean everything the I 've acted since I been back, the hormone induced lusts I'm sorry. " I pass out.

I dream weird crap, like Bart dressed as the Mad Hatter and in a wrestling match with a giant bunny. The bunny turned into Inertia, and we ended up fightin' Legacy, and Ravager was yellin' about pictures or somethin'.

Then I wake up chained to to a wall and an old enemy of mine Black Zero was ranting. A quick history lesson Black Zero is me, but from another universe. Me along with the Challengers of the Unknown, and some others beat the dude, who was coming to this universe to conquer it like he had several others.


The nut jumped out of the ship that was bringing us here, and vanished in the mists of whatever that junk is outside time and space. He was ranting sayin' That he was me from the future obviously his little interdimensonal trip messed up his brain.


After watchin' him pull his own hair for a few seconds. he goes on about how Robin , and Cassie will betray me in the future, and shows me this pic.


Yeah Cass looks like she was hit with some kinda ape based mutagen. And Robin has got some kinda weird posture thing goin' that and he's got premature male patteren baldness. So yeah not my dimension.

After I make fun of him he then says something about killin' Batgirl's kids. Wants me to help him. No way I'm kinda curious what a hot girl and ugly saiyan would produce. I've got super kung fu monkey for like five dollars in the bettin' pool Bart has a transformer for five bucks. Miss Martian thinks it'll be cuddly,Ravager thinks Cassandra Cain is sterile. Jericho bet Vegeta the third. Robin and Raven refused to play, and Beast Boy thinks it'll be a bigfoot.


Any way when refused he flew off , a few minuted later he came back with Spoiler. He locks her up in chains and goes off with the classic "No one can stop my evil plan now!" Tirade.


" So he's you huh?" She asks.


" Yeah but from another reality not me in the future like he seems to think now. " I respond.

" How do you know?" She remarks.

" Because I'd never turn into him." As he flies off I start concentrating my TTK on the chain again.For the fifteen minutes he was gone I thought it was getting looser.I start again and it finally makes cracking noises. Then shatters ha! Take that adamantium! Watch it turn out to be the secondary kind don't matter though I got one hand free.


But then Spoiler frees my other hand with a lock pick. She grins. " All us Gotham vigilantes carry them on us. "

" Cool. After I recover a bit I'll fly ya back to West City, and ..." Then my stupid microscopic vision kicked in again. I can see her DNA wait a second it's kinda the same as that little blonde girl who's been hangin' around the tower. ya know that explains why she's been in tower.

My vision gets back to normal except oh no now my X-ray vision is on, and I saw a little more than I was supposed to. Um Jeez How do i explain this to Tim? I know I could just convince Kara to flash him, That oughta square things stupid increasing powers.

" Conner something wrong?" she asks.

" Yeah. My powers are off , and on wonky since I came back. , Sometimes they just increase for no reason are activate when I don't want them to. "


" Huh. Weird. Well yeah get me back to West City."


I fly her back to the city, and she's just staring at the house that was burned up She wanted me to take to the coordinates that BZ left in the grass, After she got some gear from the cave nearby.

So I drop her off , and find her team, taking on Black Zero. " I'll be back first I gotta get Kara, to help out the Titans and maybe, get them here to help you fight. "

" Where are you going?" Steph questions.


" I'm gonna get something from the Fortress of Solitude that will stop him. " I wave and leave after a cell call to Kara. I fly to the artic, and all this sudden get faster, too fast and I slam my face into the keyhole. Damn it.

After shaking it off I go into the Fortress, and go into the the armory. I'm not supposed to know that's he's got this, because it can be dangerous to all kryptonians. Or in my case half kryptonians. But I can't be helped this dude has to be stopped. I know I'm gonna get in trouble with Superman but it can't be helped.

Gah! Red Kryptonite sucks!

I was grounded for the whole Public service announcement thing.( Still if Tim Doesn't smoke puppies where is Krypto? where I ask!) Well that was until Superman started paying attention to his game show.

He's got five challengers so far. Well anyway Me ,Kara ,and the two Steels, have been doin' all his super stuff. Weirdly my old enemy the Scavenger popped up and blasted me with a red K ray. That was a mistake I almost broke every bone in his body.


I mean red K turns us temporally, I dunno evil, or psycho or somethin'. Usually while we still have some control we have to lock ourselves in the Fortress until the 48 hours that this lasts are up.

But the Titans had an emergency thing goin' on. With Skrulls and Nightwing , and Batman, and me gettin dosed with green K. That just pissed me off more. And then Nightwing decides to take over the team.

The whole time I'm thinkin' how easy it'd be to tear his head off. Then Robin tells us we gotta get along let's see how ya get along with you head caved in! No stop thinkin' that he's your friend.


Then we have to all stay cooped up in a van all the way from San Fransico to New york. Even if I was normal this would suck, And Bart just had to sing, I want to shut him up so bad. A little TTK to hold him in place. and some heat vision... Stop it Conner!


Also Ravager is just gettin' more on my nerves, than usual. Also what the heck is this thing she's holdin'?


Well finally we get to the Outsiders HQ thank Rao this van is some kinda souped up Bat Van. But still it took hours longer than I'd want. I sort of zoned out during all the Outsiders turning out to be Kree crap. Though Ravager threatening to castrate me for lookin' up Miss Martian's skirt well that I paid attention to.

She ain't got no kryptonite, All it would take is a pico second, an' I can crush her, then Bart, then Robin And Nightwing would be nothin, but bugs they think I dunno what's in their belts but they'd never get to the Green K in time.
Miss A little heat vision would put out Miss Martian permanently.

Jericho, bleh as long as I don't look him in the eye he's nothin' And Wonder girl She'd just cry the whole frickin' time. I'd leave her alive. Why? Now why would I do that?

Focus Conner.. all this crap is the damn meteor rock talkin'. Instead of focusing I end up running my mouth. " Hay Ravager! have X-ray vision I can look at what I want! if ya wanna threaten someone try that damn Vince Briefs he looks up her skirt all the time! Oh that's right! His girlfriend beat you like a drum Heh heheh hee!"


She get up in my face poor pitiful human thinks she can challenge a demi god. "Screw you, Conner. Somehow I doubt Wondey going to be happy with your response. I say she should rip your eyes out.

Oh and if I recall, I beat Cass first time round and she beat me second, whilst hopped up on drugs. So we're even.

However, one punch to the groin (assuming you have one) and you were down on your ass."

" Heh HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah. Because I was dumb enough to trust those who call themselves my friends. That little saiyan lovin' whore got me with a lucky shot. Ya think she's really gotta chance now that I know what those gloves can do? I'll make her eat those gloves. Then I'll tear Vinnie apart limb from limb in front of her. Wanna preview lil' miss Deathstroke? Hehe."


She takes out a sword before I break it. Cassie grabs. " What in Hera's name is wrong with you?"

She looks at her hand. " Ewww. Your sweating like an ocean here."


" Red Kryptonite... " I finally stutter.



" Oh that's the excuse you give every time you act like an ass.."

I grin " Yeah an' whens the last time ya actually seen me sweat? I'm holdin' myself together here, but I dunno how long..... I can keep goin."

" your not kidding are you ? This time it's not a lie is it? Conner! How Stupid was that? You trying to go on a mission like this? Hell when Superman is on that stuff he tries to kill every one! And take over the world. "

I grin a little " I'm only half Kryptonian. I can handle it. "


" Oh. And you've been doing so well so far! How long much longer?"

" About five hours." Damn I am sweatin' like crazy.

" So we're going to have to watch our backs for you? " Tim Asked.

" N.. Naw. Just give me somethin' ta hit I'll be fine.Just do me one favor . Cass, Tim, Bart. If I look like I'm gonna go to far , take me down alright? I... Don't want any blood on my hands. "

They all agree. So now we're goin' with the Kree the Inhumans' base.

X-23 stares at me on the the way. " What?" I shout.


" Nothin' I just I like ya better like this than when yer actin' like a Boyscout darlin' " an' then she winks at me. Man I always knew that chick was weird.

I'm a host

So I'm hosting a show That's supposed to" show us "unregistered heroes in a positive light." Or something I admit I sort of zoned out. My senses can hear and see pretty much every thing on the planet sometimes beyond.. it gets hard to focus on a game show when there's disasters to stop and people to save.

So I was out plugging up a volcano when I was elected to host This.

Ok. Why they have to name it after "Next top model." I don't know . I'm trying to get changed into "Heroic challenge" or something. Though My Other suggestion was bad "Who wants to be an HU Hero?" Bu I had to listen to Stan Lee talk to me about.. weird nonsensical things. When it as announced.

I'd rather fight Doomsday again than have to face that. Well at least we have a good first contestant in Professor X. He adds some legitimacy at least. now I get to meet the judge.

" Oh Rao no!" I exclaim. When I see The Watcher.



" KAl-El! When you were in Smallville you always claimed that Chloe Sullivan was but a friend, but there was that time behind the bleachers... "

" No!" I exclaim.

" Huh?"

" No! You are not going to tell secrets of contestants on national television!"

" But it's the only enjoyment I get!" He whines. " Do you understand how boring being able to see the entire Multiverse is?"

"I have an idea." I state. " Look can you just judge? Just give out immunity?"

" What's in it for me?"

"Great Krypton! What can I possibly offer a cosmic entity?" I throw my hands up.

" How about you ask Power girl to to visit my domicile on the moon?"

" Your kidding right?" I shake my head when I see he isn't. " Fine I can ask her but no guarantees."

" That's all I ask." he smiles. " And I'd know if you wasn't going to uphold your end of the bargain."

"I know I know."


Any one wants to join the game email me here Supermanclarkent@yahoo.com

Kon: Robin's been punishing me for no rasin.. Um reason!

Robin has been a total tyrant and keeps makin'me do like triple the trainin' the others do. I dunno why He's doin'that. I haven't done anything!!! But I'll tell ya, sure as that little blonde kid is puttin' all Bart's tranformers in dresses I ain't puttin' up with it!


First I've been payin' Miss Martian with Oreo cookies to take my place. ( What is it with Martians and Oreos?) Yeah the two of us have similar powers, and she's a shape shifter so it works out just fine.

But still this is gettin' ridiculous. I don't mind it when I do something wrong, but when I do nothing well It's time for people to know the truth about Robin. So that's why I made this public service announcement, And put it on buildings in different cities.

Hmmm. Maybe this is too much? Nah.

Superman: Some random things.

Chris won't stop talking about how much fun he had at Titan's Tower, and he keeps asking when he can go again. Conner on the other hand won't talk to anyone He just locked himself in his room, and before that he got Pa mad at him by punching his tractor.


I finally found what was left of it in Michigan. Meanwhile I've been pretty busy. Bizzaro has escaped, again. He goes around town "saving" people. In reality he's dropping them into the harbor Or leaving them on the top of buildings. Basically being a nuisance.

Before anyone asks. yes i did vote to replace the Question as a mentor too that teenage super team. Though I'm not sure who in Krypton's name picked Saiyaman as his replacement. I suppose The Anti reg's need to put him somewhere though.

My Reason ( And no Hal I don't care about Vic's college crush on Lois, like you keep hinting at. ) Is because he acted so strange the last time I saw him on the he Said he was an"urban Shaman" And could talk to he city, and could walk between worlds. I was certain he was on something. Also I could never prove it but I believe he killed that subterranean gang and the supervillian Psychopomp.

So yes I am a bit concerned with him being around children especially when at least three of them could be future members of The JLA when they come of age.


Also at the Daily Planet we have a new assistant editor. every once in a while something he'll say will be a Freudian slip like when he asked me to go to Clay City this morning.




I'm so glad the Flash wasn't near to hear that. He'd still be laughing.

Kon: Cassie has gone nuts .. again apparently

This morning Miss Martian was chasing some little kid around the tower.The kid had a teddy bear that I guess was Meagan's So glad Chris isn't here they can so they can annoy us together. Though I wish these Starbucks' customers would watch their kids so they'll stop just wandering around. I mean no impressionable mind should have to see Zatara.


this week has sucked. I mean right after the whole saiyan nonsense. Now Amazons have come out of no where and are attacking people. So the authorities has been locking up people that Are connected to them.

This made Wondergirl, and Supergirl freak out. Is it me or is everyone involved with this on drugs? Any way. we try to stop Cassie and Kara from making a big mistake making this stupid situation worse.

And she starts fighting us. During this she yells how none us supported her. i try to calm her down and she shouts "You died on me!"


" Yeah couldn't help that." I respond. "It's not like I could say 'Hey Superboy Prime! Why don't you, you know not try to destroy the world.' "

" Well Conner you could try not drooling after everything female you know! All I ever was was arm candy to you you never cared about me !"

" That's not true.. I start to say before Kara smacks me. I wake up and it's all over. And Cassie is gone. I think we maybe broke up. Damn this just sucks.