Thursday, April 24, 2008

Batman is a paranoid parent

Batman called me to his mansion to complain about Conner, I really hope the new Titan's Tower is finished soon; this is getting annoying every week! So there I am listening to the whole "You have to control your pup.” speech again.

“What did he do this time?" I sigh tuning out his droning. Great Krypton why can't there be an emergency? Something easy so I don't have to listen to this.

“First thing he tried to set up Misfit with Superboy Prime. You remember him right?"

He turns on a screen that shows the reality where Prime has been banished too since the Sinestro Corps War. “I will kill you! Kill you all!" Prime shouts.

Batman turns off the screen. And gives me a look. “Too be fair Misfit is annoying, and Kon likely wanted to annoy Prime."

“Okay never mind Robin is missing and Kon knows where he went, he refuses to tell me."

I roll my eyes. "You need to learn to trust your partners Bruce. He's likely just on a case or something."

“Hh. Fine if you won't make Conner tell me what's going on, I'll find out myself."

He storms into Robin's room and starts looking through everything. “Is this necessary?" I ask.

"I don't want to find out one day that he's shooting heroin like Roy Harper."

I roll my eyes. “Are we talking about the same Tim Drake here? Or have I woke up on Earth 3? You've already alienated Nightwing, and Batgirl do you really need to push away Robin again? "

He ignores me and finds a CD-rom under Tim's mattress. "Looks as if I have found a clue."

"Or a dirty movie." I respond.

"He's not Conner, Clark." Bruce grunts.

“He’s still a teenage boy." I shrug.

“Are you admitting something about your youth? Does Conner not fall far from the tree?" At that moment a JLA trouble alert flashes over our communicators saved by the bell." the Legion of Doom is attacking again all Justice League Members report to the Satellite!"

Before we go I see Batman put the CD in his utility belt I don't know what it is but I get a bad feeling.

Saturday, April 05, 2008


Okay we all had a little laugh at the picture of me and Bart that Nightwing has put up, Brother Blood threw me into Bart that's why that picture looks odd. Now to get back at Miss Martian for takin' a pic that ,makes it look as if I'm havin' some kind of affair with Bart.

That's right I'm lookin' up her skirt again when she flies!

I like red heads, and I like green girls, yeah that's the stuff. As for Nightwing well I think I should just remind everyone about his really bad first Nightwing costume.

Now that's scary. It looks like that collar's eating his head. Man this morning sucked last night I wrestled a big PPV main event match, and I was sore and tired. Then Supergirl wakes me up. "

" You know what Vella's doing?" she kicks my bed.

" I gotta train in like fifteen minutes." I groan . " Why are you bothering me Kara?"

" Cassie's on a mission, so you're elected to hear my bitching." She grins. "Now about Vella, she's sleeping with Jason Todd!"

I yawn. " And I care why?"

" You remember what he did to Nightwing right?"

I grin and point at where I have a picture of it framed on the wall.

" You're an idiot Conner."She spits. " Now Todd should have been forced to a life of virginity for kicking Nightwing there."

I sigh "Not everyone is obsessed with Dick Grayson like you are."

She makes that disgusted/angry noise that omen only can and flies out. Man I wish I could go back to sleep but I don't need Tim's shrill nagging this early. So I start getting dressed. Then I have this strange feeling like I was being watched.

I look around no one in my room, so I stare out the window and AAAH! Giant Bart head!!!!

What the heck is that doing doin' in Bruce Wayne's yard? Where did it come from? Whys it staring in my room? That's creepy. Looks like I'm gonna have to ask Tim Where it came from.