Thursday, April 22, 2010


Yeah this is Sweet, Superman has had like umpteen million cartoons. Supergirl has either guest starred or been a member of the JLA on a cartoon even freaking Krypto has has his own animated series.

So what about me Kon-El? Well I pretty much thought the closest I'd ever get is that Superman X guy from the Legion cartoon.

Not only is he also supposed to be a clone of Superman like yours truly, but that's a total rip on one of my costumes.

Well It looks like not only me, but several of buddies are getting a cartoon soon enough behold!

That's right me, Kid Flash, Robin, , Miss Martian,Arrowette in some Green Arrow outfit, and ... Well I have no idea who that guy up front is, but still I'm gonna be animated! First coming back from the dead , and now this good times.

Monday, April 05, 2010

This is a toy?

I've said before that I usually don't mind the toys made in my image so much. Except the really odd or disturbing ones. I just came back from a mission in space with the JLA. I return to the Fortress, because well Lois' parents are over this week I'll do pretty much anything to avoid them. Especially her father Sam "All Kryptonians are evil" Lane.

When I enter the Fortress, I hear Superboy, and Supergirl giggling at something. Always wanting to see something funny I go to where hear the laughter, and find they're on the Internet looking at this.

It wouldn't be as bad if it was a plushie, but the fat that urggh... it's not so much the kid hugging me without legs although that is a bit disturbing. What really puts that over the top from strange to creepy is... look at that face!

I looks like Green Arrow's new " Friend" now that Black Canary has kicked him out of the house.

Sometimes makes you wonder what what toy companies are smoking, Don't sigh don't know how I'm living this down, then again Batman will probably do something like this again , and people will forget the creepy toy.

Bruce : You should know it never ends well with the White Queen.

Friday, March 05, 2010


I was attacked the other day All I remember was bein' thrashed with a Kryptonite crowbar by some dude with red hair who said somethin' about staying away from his princess, he also wore a goofy ass costume.

When the Titans found me battered, and beaten, All I could tell them Was I was taken iut by some guy that dresses funny, and has red hair. So Kid Flash pretty much put those clues together, and came up with Ronald McDonald, and now he's going to annoy that guy.

I should have said it was that creepy Burger King that weirdo deserves a day of hyperactive speedster annoying after he jumped out of the closest wielding a whopper when it was mine, and Cassie's alone time.oh , and another fun thing I have to deal with Back in the Blackest Night a Black ring possessed me, and made me say this.
thanks for that you lyin' black ring. Now every time Kara sees me this happens.

Good thing I have a quick healing ability or I'd have been seriously damaged long ago by all the beatings.

Anyway I'm actually trying to be good, and keep my hormones in check, and just stay with Wondergirl, and no more cheating. Because Well I'm sick of hurting her, and I ain't a unable to control myself but there , are just some chicks that want to torture me it seems.

Like the Powerpuff Girls thay aren't little kids anymore they grew....

And they kept tryin' to get me into a four way after a team up so, I fly over to Wayne Manor to Hang out with Tim Because only thing there is either Batman who'll yell at me Or Tim who will either hang or be Emo either way I can't be tempted right?

Wrong I'm greeted by this walking into the manor

Blasted Cassandra Cain, and her nudity!

So I think hey Maybe I'll hide in Titans Tower I may not be on the team right now But They'd have no problem with me hanging around... I see this right at the door.

Sad thing is she meant the cookies, but still not cool!

Okay so I start flying around rescuing people That doesn't work out well...because the girls I rescue keep making out with me. Man I give up I'm Going to hide on Kent Farm until the next Crisis.

Monday, January 04, 2010

New Year's disaster

Christmas went by without much fuss, I did fight a group of robot Santas, created by the Prankster... I swear does that man have nothing better to do? Any way I did make the Superhero New Year's party. But I was taking no chances, with Conner this year.

Last Christmas, at Captain Picard's party Conner decided he didn't want to wear clothes. At The New Year's party was determined not to let this happen. So I locked him up in this. It's made of Inertron so his Tactile TK is not getting him out of it.

Seems this also made Wonder Girl happy, since there is no way any girl his age is going near him in that.. Perhaps that should be Superboy's new costume?

Kara was a lot better this year. without any violent outbursts. This year that honor went to Wonder girl when she dunked some kid's head in the punch for saying something about the Teen Titans always dying.

But someone did embarrass me, me well me from Earth 22.

Usually all he does is call me soft, and bore me with World War two stories...Ones that happened to a whole other Superman. Then he'll say I've got it so easy being able to fly since I was a kid. “I had to leap 500 miles in the snow to stop Lex Luthor!" He stammers “You just fly there in a second Bah! Whipper snapper!" Huh I thought you had to be evil to say "Bah" or Vegeta. After this outburst he usually watches Matlock for the rest of the day.

Any way at the party he told a story about giving Hitler a wedgie.( Which once again this Superman was not in WW2.) And then he started yelling at Batgirl for no reason about how her costume isn't bright enough, and she's not showing her "pretty face." He then tried to make out with Starfire which got him a kick to his nether regions, and a kick out of the party.

I last saw him yelling at a snowman to “Get off his lawn!" Looks like I need to send him back to Earth 22. After he's done with the snowman. I hope I’m not like that at his age.