Wednesday, December 20, 2006

A night at the Fortress

So HS knows my secret.

That I have a secret Id as Conner Kent. Now he goes to school with me. Well his Dad recently ( And meanly I might add.) Showed HS That Laura was a hooker. So I offered to let him Hang at the Fortress Of Solitude.

Kal had some problems with it, But we promised not to destroy any of his stuff. I think HS Was a little freaked out by the Giant Key.

" I thought that was a rumor." He stutters .

" Nope. The one that's a rumor is the one where he has a key made of a dwarf star only he can pick up."

He just stared blankly. I would think he'd be used to weirdness, after livin' with saiyans I guess not. We go in an d the first thing he is is accidentaly knock over the Bottle City of Kandor.

" Dude What are these Bugs buzzing around me?"

I Sigh. " Those are tiny Kryptonians, and other aliens, and They're attacking!"

With the help of some Superman robots, ( I didn't know he still had those things after what happened to Donna. ) I caught them and put 'em back into the bottle . Weird I could swear I just caught Ultra man , and Saturn Queen? Wait what was I saying? Something about the bottle city?

Any way for some reason I have a massive headache. And I Stumble into the Phantom Zone Projector. Next thing I know this guy is released.

"Grandson Of Jor- El! Kneel before Zod!"

HS laughs " Hey Kon! Can I soul burn this loser?"

" Go for it!" I say! Next thing we know Zod's creams and cries, I Put him back into the zone.

From inside the Zone he screams. " I'll be out of here soon! My son will make sure of that!"

Huh? Zod has a son? Ok After that mess and HS got a Starro on his face. I thought it was dead, and wanted to show him. Luckily I got it off his face. Before it took over his mind.

Then the voice of Jor-El came over the like well everything. " Kon -El stop this foolishness!"

HS Looks at the old man's face in big crystal screen. " Man who is this?"

" I guess you could say this is my grandpa. Or a computer simulation at least."

" Kon! You know better than play with the the vital equipment tin the Fortress. Wait what are you doing?"

I mess with the computers a bit . " Nothing really Gramps, just wondered what you'd look like with a beard and moustache. "

" This is an Outrage! I'll tell Kal-El about this!"

I grin " Who do you think taught me how to do this?" I then Put him the simulation in a dress. " ya know you look lonely." I After a little bit of tinkering I have Super Mario jumping off his head.

I some how figured out how to make a video game out of the simulation. What I'm not as dumb as I act, and ya Know Supes did teach me how to use the computers. So After I fix it I make a fighting game with Super Mario, And some people we know. And Jor - El.

I controlled Jor - El, And Eradicator And HS controlled A simulation of his Grand father , And FatherPhotobucket - Video and Image Hosting Well After I put game controls into it. He did a victory dance after vegeta beat Jor_ el " My grandpa totally beat your Grand pa!

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This one I totally won! Later I lured HS Into the skin color changing machine I wonder how long it'll take him to realize he's now purple? I Then had this great idea I Made A wonder man Robot using the instructions Kal Gave me and a computer for that purpose.

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We get a good laugh. When I tell it to go and to Yamcha's house and sing love songs at his window. I wish I hadn't told Hs How to use that computer because, I went out and got some Pizzas. When I make it out back to The Fortress I see this.
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" What The Dude? Supergirl Robots? That's my Cousin!"

" Yeah Your Hot Cousin!" He answers.

Not cool!

Monday, December 18, 2006

Great Krypton!

I have a question.

Am I the only one that gets these strange prank calls?

Monday, December 11, 2006

Wakey wakey.

Well we beat Superboy Prime. The only problem is the red sun thingie Vegito used wiped out mine, and Supes' powers. Then Vegito lost it and had ran away, um I mean teleported away.

Least Veg's kids, and wife is nice than he is. Bulma offered to let us use this solar collector machine to jump start our powers . Good last time this happened to Superman, he spent a year without powers. I think I'd go nuts without powers , though I did do it once before. Not for a year though.

While in it , I kinda fall asleep. The dreams start out good at first.

Me Roxy, and Tana on a beach in Hawaii. Those were the days. Next thing Cassie runs up to me , and says " I drank the HU water." Then I turn and NOOOOOO!

Now after the super kid is where it gets weird.

" Hey kid ? Want a good time? Have a bite out of this potato from my back. "


I wake screaming luckily a pretty face was the first thing that greeted me.

"Oh no. I died again, and a angel greeted me ." I joke.

" Funny, just don't say anything like that when Vegeta's around." Bulma giggles. "So why were you screaming just now?"

" Long story. One I'd rather not talk about." I'm a little unsteady on my feet. I pick up a soda and crush the making it fizz everywhere. Oh boy it looks like I can't control my powers again.

This has been happening of , and on since I started inheriting Supes powers. I would accidentally X-ray vision people, or the one day when I went slow motion, and the only person I could understand was Bart, but that one happened after my return from the dead. I thought that was what things were like when you came back . Turns out I got superspeed.

well at least that one wasn't as destructive as " Hey you have Heat Vision congratulations sorry about the plant." Ok Actually the Heat Vision I discovered when Jericho took over my body once. The plant was melted after.

After wiping soda off myself Bulma asks." Will help us with the whole Vegito situation?"

I was about to answer when her oldest daughter Bra says. " He should he kind of owes me his life."

" Whattya mean by that? " I question.

" I wished you back with the Dragon balls. You kinda looked lonely and stuff in Other World. I guess I felt sorry for you."

Secret of my resurrection revealed. Something that sounds like a bad meta human porn starring the Savage Dragon." Look I'm grateful for whatever you did, but I don 't need to bribed or anything. I'll help you guys with Vegito because it's the right thing."

On the way out Vince . Or as I like to call him Vegeta Jr. Hits me with his shoulder. Free Image Hosting at

" I heard what you said about my mother." he sneers. Oh boy. Another run in with this dork.

I sneer " Your mom's hot dude. Get over it was harmless flirtin'."

he growls " You think your so great Kryptonian? Let me show you what a saiyan can do!"

I stop him right there " Ok first of I'm only Kryptonian. Like your only half saiyan. Second I know what they can do. Third your only at the blonde weird hair first stage. Finally don't pick fights with guys who don't turn back into little kids during it."

" Me and my sister stopped doing that weeks ago."

I clap " Good for you. But still I'm not fighting you why don't you go look for your dad or something?"

" Coward !" He spits . " Well then tell your cousin I asked about her."

Wait? I can't make a little joke with his mom, but he can hit on my cousin? Okay This kid needs a reality check. But since I'm friends with his Nephew, I guess. I'll let it go.

" S- Sorry about my brother there ." says a voice that almost is to low to hear. It's dumbo's twin sister Vella.

" No prob." I answer "It's probably an off shoot of the whole vegeta and Superman rivalry that used to go on. "

" That was more... My father than yours I suspect." she looks down . " So what's it like? You having friends your age with powers? Who aren't your relatives."

" Pretty good I guess." I shrug " What you don't have any friends?"

" I never leave here except to train with Dad. I think the whole Frieza kidnapping us as babies, and then us showing up later as teens has my parents freaked out."

" Your talkin' to a dude who grew up in a test tube. If I know about one thing it's havin' an unusual childhood. Hey if ya really need someone to talk to I'm sure A teen Titan or two wouldn't mind hangin' out with you."

" Really?" she shouts.

" Sure why not?" I ask.

Then doofus shows up. " Quit hitting on my Sister!"

" We're just talking Vincent!" Her shyness was gone I guess. " Besides He's dating Wondergirl. I was just wanting to talk to someone who wasn't a saiyan!"

This is my cue to leave. I fly towards Smallville , but find my self starin' at the Watchtower on The moon. Darn power surge. Well I know what'll make me feel better . If I prank call Yamcha with Wonder man's voice, and act like Simon is interested in him heh.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Return of Superboy Prime

I asked Bruce why he'd buy Conner a car.

" Because Tony Stark was going to try to bribe him with it. At least with me there would be no strings attached."

I was about to ask him more questioned when the JLA's alarm went off. Green Lantern had caught a news report. It seems Vegeta , and a few of his friends were fighting Superboy Prime.

I had prayed that the Green Lantern Corps could actually keep him imprisoned. What shocked me more was who was fighting along side The Saiyan prince.

In a way I felt Pride that Kon would once again do battle the person that had forced him to sacrifice himself. But That was overridden by fear that he would die again. I flew into the battle without waiting for back up.

Good thing I did The titans Along with Vegeta and his son, adopted grandson were already knocked out, and Kon was about to be killed. That was a shocking scene since hours earlier I had helped HS get into school at Smallville.

I slam into Prime at Super speed. We trade punches for what seems like hours , though it was probably a few minutes. Then he casually slaps me away." You beat me once ! Never again !" he rants. " You don't have Superman of Earth 2 to help you this time!"

" No." Comes the almost growl of a voice from the Batman. "But he does have allies."

We both turn to see the JLA , Defenders, What what used to be called The Avengers. Doom Patrol some SHIELD agents like Nick Fury, Ironman, and Black Widow. Though I am glad that Warbird was not in this battle with her condition, and the fact that Wolverine was just murdered has put her in a depressive state.

Though the situation is dire I was glad to see us all even after the Civil War mess be able to work together again. Though my elation is short lived. Prime is just as powerful, and insane as ever.

He knocks us all back , he crushed Joe Fixit in his bare hands. But notice he after he did that Fixit's body changed to green. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing. I've had a few run ins with the Hulk over the years. I've learned he can be a powerful foe as much as he is an ally.

What did surprise me was Prime's non weakness to magic. The spells of Dr Strange just bounce off. Silver Surfer's Power cosmic did seem to have an effect but not as great as I would have determined.

Thor's hammer and lightning just had as little effect as Strange's spells.

We were losing this battle the reinforcements from the other saiyans such as Siyaman, Goten , and others did little to help the situation. I could hear the young Princess scream :' This freak interrupted my Honey moon he's going to pay. Be fore she was knocked away by his superbreathe.

Some short man , I think a friend of Goku's gave the injured a Senzu bean and they healed. I don't know where they get these but they sure come in useful. Prime

The Hulk had just rampaged over Prime. And it looked it could be possible That he'd get strong enough. To beat Prime until The insane boy threw the Behemoth into space.

I used my telescopic vision to find him but when I had Goten had telported him back. While I was watching this Superboy Prime Slaughtered the short man who had helped Vegeta and the rest A beautiful Blonde woman screams " My Husband!"

She attacks while Goku seems to having some kind of rage fit. It was only after The boy had torn of the Woman's ( Whose name I think was 18.) limbs did I realize she was some kind of cyborg.

I had enough of this massacare I charged Prime again. Along with Thor, Diana , Mirai who had that sword given to him by the gods , and others .

Prime shouts maniacally. " None of you will stop me! I will have my own World back! I'll be Superman!"

I he receives my fist in his face after that. " You'll never be Superman!" I shout. " Your savage Killer!" That punch seemed to rock him. The others press the slight advantage that gave us. We had him down for a second until knocks us all away.

It looked like the beans had done their job all the saiyans , and other hereos were back and ready to battle but the two young half saiyan women were doing some kind of dance. While Goten and Trunks were doing the same thing.

Goku handed Vegeta something, that he was placing on his ear it seemed . Great Krypton! The different pairs had somehow merged their bodies. Were there was six now there are three . I hope there is some reason behind this weird turn of events.