Monday, March 31, 2008


Some days are great. Like when we all make fun of the new Aquaman . Or the old one. Or when i fight a super villain that really should have re-thought his gimmick, like Kite Man or the the Crazy Quilt. Or my favorite, the annual JLA/Avengers Baseball game.

Then there are days when you just wish you didn't get up in the morning, this is one of them.

Why me?

Monday, March 24, 2008


Nightwing tagged me with his this goofy ass meme that's been going around. there's only one response to that I told his stalker where he lives.

That's right Flamebird

Rumour has it that last time she found him she shaved his head, and made his hair into a wig, which is why he no longer has that stupid rat tail do. What will she do to him this time? Who knows? Something crazy I bet.

List seven random things about yourself that people may not know.Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.Post the rules on your blog.Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

1: I used to think I was the clone of Cadmus director Paul Westfeild, The Of superman and some crazy scientist. Turns out I''m half Luthor , Half Supes joy.

2: Me Robin, And Impulse are the founding members of Young Justice, sigh the good ol' days.

3: I once fought a super villain who had the power to turn into a pinata. I wish it was candy that came out of him when I broke him.

4:I'm banned from Hawaii after destroying most of their cities in superhero fights, ingrates.

5: I want a rematch with Ben Reilly , when he was Spider-man he got lucky in beating me. Oh and Lobo wants a rematch with Wolverine.

6: I wish Tana never got back in to my life, she'd still be alive if she didn't.

7: Superboy Prime can bite me.

Tagging? No way! Die meme Die!

Friday, March 21, 2008

Because Batman wants me to post apprently

Batman tagged me with this Meme. I suppose because he believes I don't have enough to do in a day.

List seven random things about yourself that people may not know.Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.Post the rules on your blog.Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

1 My favorite meal is Beef Borgione with ketchup.

2 My favorite band is Metallica. My favorite song is "Justice For All."

Wait a minute there's an Earthquake I'll be back.

Okay I'm back

3 Neither Clark nor Superman are acts both are just different aspects of my personality.

oh wait now A volcano is erupting, I'll be back ...

Back now turns out a mad scientist created some kind of disaster machine and I had to stop him. What he should really build is a girlfriend.

4 I knew very little about Krypton until my teen years.

5 In the Legion of Superheroes I went by "Superboy".

6 At the same time as I did not use the Superboy name around Smallville.

Someone's jumping off a building, one second.

Okay I'm back. Hopefully he'll be alright after some counseling.

7 I once pretended to Batman when he was missing once. His Rouge's gallery is now more scared of him than ever especially Bane who hurt his hand punching me.

I tag

2:Anybody on Earth that calls themselves Green Lantern
3Earth 2 Superman
5Dr. Fate.
6 Lex Luthor
7 Mister Mxyzptlik.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Kon: Attack of the evil opposites.

As me, Kara and Cassie flew to the base in Metropolis where Match and fake Wonder girl where. Cassie and Kara were teasing me about the idea that I,and Stephanie Brown did something in the after life.

Not sure that's even possible not that you know I remember my time in Heaven, Hell or whatever. “Will you just let it go?" I finally snap.

"Only if you let go the whole me and Tim thing." She giggles.

"Fine. Jeeze maybe Tim shouldn't you know about this y'know?"

“Don’t worry about it let's all just move on alright?" Cassie grins. "Your back and it's all over I don't need Tim to play rebound boy anymore." She puts her hand over her mouth. "Opps I shouldn't have said that."

“Um ya didn't say that to Tim did you?" I ask.

Kara shakes her head. “Pretty much she did."

"Sigh wonderful." Now the mystery of me training more than everybody else is solved.

Kara breaks the silence. “So what are you going to do about my cousin’s roving eye?"

Cassie laughs. “My older brother said he'd visit Conner, and give him the gift of battle' if he heard about him with another girl again."

Kara gives a weird look." Cassie you have a lot of older brothers Zeus wasn't exactly mister monogamy."

“The Avenger." Cassie gives an evil laugh.

“Hercules is a mean drunk." I groan. The two girls laugh like crazy.
Finally we get into the base and crash inside. Match and the girl that looks so much like Cassie look up.

“Well well. Look who finally figured out what was up." Match laughed. “Sure did take you long enough."

“I can't believe a former Bizzaro is insulting my intelligence." I state.

“Well maybe if you actually had any to begin with Conner I wouldn't."

“Wait Conner? How did you know that?"

The other Wonder girl starts bragging. “That’d be me. I've been sneaking in for months now stirring up the jealousy between you and Robin, Getting Supergirl to hate my goodie goodie DNA donor. I've been tearing apart the Titans from within for some time now."

"DNA donor? You're a clone?" Cassie accuses.

"Duh!" The other grins. “The Agenda created me from your DNA after you interfered with their take over of Cadmus. After the Agenda folded I've been doing merc work. Well until I found My Match."

"Oh this is like a bad Twilight Zone episode." I joke.

" Yes Conner, and here's the twist ending, me and my Cassiopea are going to kill you, and Cassandra, take your places in the Titans, kill them one by one, Hell we'll even take out Batman as well."

Kara pipes in “One problem with that I'm here." She slams into Match who knocks her away with his TTK. “Please what’s Superman with boobs going to do to stop me?"

Oh great it's on now. “Hey Kara before you rip him apart let me get a few shots in."

Match laughs “The two of you don't have enough power to defeat me ungh!" The Ungh was from the both of us punching him in the face.

Meanwhile Evil Wonder Girl was taking on Cassie. “Fool! The Agenda put many of the World’s, martial arts techniques into my brain! You can never win!"

"Why do all you villains talk like that?" Cassie asks before slamming her elbow into her look a like's nose. The clone catches Cass in her lasso.

“The Gods that gave me this, are lot Darker than the Greeks. Feel as it sucks your life out of you."

Meanwhile I held Match down to the ground with my TTK While Kara used him as a punching bag. He pushes us both back with his TTK I taunt him. “Dude you can't beat me what makes you think you can beat both me and Kara?"

We both zap him with Heat Vision. At that moment Cassie manages to get her lasso rapped around the clone's legs and zaps her with its lightning. It makes miss evil lose her grip on her Lasso freeing Cassie.

Match flies up to her and yells “Looks like we'd better use the better part of valor and retreat." He uses that weird light bending power of his for a second we're all blinded, when we recover they're both gone.

“Damn it! Stupid clones!" Cassie shouts.

“Hey!" I protest.

“Conner technically you're not a clone. And you're not an evil bastard like those two."' She then looks over to Kara. “Um, are we good?"

“Yeah it wasn't you that acted all bitchy towards me." They hug for a sec.
Well that makes my life easier now that my cousin and girlfriend ain't feuding, now we gotta get to the Titans and tell them about how we were Trojan horsed by Match and skanky Wondergirl.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Van-El: Post from the Afterlife.

Hey Kon here. I was getting ready to go smack Around Match And his Wondergirl imposter when Van-El's ghost popped up and begged me to let him into the blog. I have no freaking idea how a ghost types and while that'd interesting to see I gotta go, see ya.


Well now that Kon typed that up, and made me promise to slap some guy named "Zero" in the Afterlife. Ya know after Heroslayer took me out I was surprised that there was no fluffy clouds though I do have a halo.

Seems I got put in some dimension called "Other World." Where this thing that looks like a bug of some sort wants me to train for a fighting tournament. " You see when Son Goku was brought back from the dead my trainees have never won the Other World Fighting Tournament, Kon-El Was my last chance to do that this year, then some inconsiderate princess wished him back. "

“Okaaay!” I respond. " Heroslayer injected me with a drug didn't he?"

“No, Son you’re dead and Warriors when they are powerful enough come here to train for eternity."

Rao, that’s going to suck, I thought I'd go to some Kryptionian Heaven or something. So yeah I was a little depressed to basically be out in an Ultimate fighting ring for like ever. Kon would love it I can see why he liked it here well if he remembers it.

Me I ended up sparring with some loser in a dress I guess he's ancient Greek or something. I don't want to do this and get my ass handed to me by this guy and his stupid "KEY" power.

“You can do much better that In fact the other one nearly hurt me in a sparring match." Dress guy chides.

“I’m not Kon! I'm just a bad copy!" I shout.

I fly to my quarters which of course were Kon's during his time here. I heat vision the Spoiler Costume I found under the bed the other day. " Hey" A female voice startles me." Why do you have Steph's clothes gotta crush on her or something?"

"Vella?" I grin. And grab her into a bear hug then I remember for her to be here, she'd have to be dead. “Oh No! No no no no, baby what happened? Did Heroslayer get ya?"

“Huh?" her big eyes get wider. "Heroslayer is in prison."

I put my hand on her shoulder “how did you die?"

She starts laughing. “Silly I'm not dead. See? No Halo." She points at her head. “King Kai called me here saying you were in a funk. So what's up?"

"I'm dead and I didn't go to heaven, but some kind of pshycadelic version of Valhalla, I was just starting to get a life and now it's over."

“Yeah but you were in constant pain, and you were going to die of clone degeneration." Vella reminds me.

“Yeah and lemme guess I can't be wished back because of the clone degeneration." I gripe.

“Yeah." She sighs "sorry."

"Meh. I'd just be in Kon's shadow just like her. “I grumble.

Yeah but you can be more than him here, I mean he never won the tournament here, never even entered it." She chirps. “And He lost in the Boudakai on Earth."

I think about that yeah I could be out of his shadow and it'd I'd probably never see Kon Again, at least not for a few years. At least I'd have something that's mine. I smile "Why not?"

Then she looks over at the Spoiler costume. “Why’s that here?"
“Rumor has it Kon and Stephanie had some kind of affair here in other World when they discovered the whole Wonder Girl /Robin thing. Though she was running around Limbo at the time she apparently could visit here."

“But Steph's never said anything about it!" Vella gasps.

"I shrug.”Yeah King Kai says not everyone remembers their experience in the after life when they come back from it, I doubt Kon remembers any of his time here."

We kind of sit in silence for a while, I’m memorizing the smell of her hair; her goofy little smile How happy she always is. I know I may never see her again. From what King Kai told me her species is long lived even if they die in battle they always seem to come back , especially with the Dragon Balls. So Yeah it could be a long time if ever before I see her again. I steel up my reserves and Say “you have to move on with your life."

She gets a sad little look on her face. "I know. I've finally accepted that you're not coming back, and well I wasn't sure who I was going to choose any way you or Jason."

Ugh my stomach turns at the mention of that crowbar welding psycho. “You know babe your too good for that nut, you can do a lot better than Jason Todd."

She gives me this look then says " I gotta go bye." Before I can say anything She vanishes in a green light.

I look into this pool that is supposed to see into the living world.She's surronded by her teammates and Some blond girly lookin' dude in a GL Costume ,and two actual GLS Hal Jordan and John Stewart.

I didn't catch all of thier conversation but The older GLS were saying she needs o go back to OA and face some kind of charges.

" But I want to keep my ring!" She protests."

"Don't worry we'll do evreything we can to make sure you keep your ring ." Hal comforts. " The Guardians make bad desicions some times and you have to stand up to them and tell them they are wrong."

" Yes and that's why you've been suspended so may times." John jokes.

Vella gets a woried look on her face. I hate that she's in trouble but there's nothing I can do about it from here. I need to start training if I want to win this tournament thing, I hope I can get another sparring partner than Dress-Man though.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Supergirl: Two Cassies?

You know making friends on this planet is hard. I way s friends with Cassie,AKA Wonder Girl But she came up with this whole stupid idea I was Somehow a replacement for Conner, And said she didn't want me around anymore.

Okay So After a team up with Vella fighting the Heroslayer thing we hung out a bit. But now she’s missing, and I have Conner sitting in my apartment watching either wrestling , or Ultimate Fighting, I've never really cared to know the difference. He’s just stuffing his face. With nachos and pizza.

" Hey Conner. what's up with your girlfriend huh?" I ask.

He shrugs. " I dunno, one minu6te she's snappin' at me calling' me a moron, the next she' does a complete 180 and is all lovin Is that why you asked me here?"

" Nope just bored. The Outlaws are all looking for some crazy serial killer now ,and investigation isn't my thing you know."

“Ah I get it. " He sighs. “I’m just the last resort of the bored."

I laugh" No Cousin, You're like the little brother I've never had it's just we fight as much as we hang out; do you just not like me? Did I do something?"

" What? Nah. You're cool I was a little weirded out when you were in the Titans though I thought I was gettin' replaced."

“Yeah that didn't work well did it? I liked being in the Titan, at least I don't have Bat jerk yelling at me all the time."

“Bruce does that to every one. Don't worry about it." He thinks for a minute. " If We had the power to do it maybe we should have went looking for Vel huh?"

“Um we do have the power to do it, Telescopic Vision, and one breathe completely oxygenates our blood for days."

His eyes go wide. “Aw damn I've been keepin' oxygen in a force field with my TK If i knew that I wouldn't have wasted the concentration."

“Don’t worry about it, Vella has her own reasons for stuff, let her sort out whatever the heck it is. So are you worried about Superman?"

“Huh? What do ya mean?" He states through a mouth full of cheese curls.

“After Heroslayer killed Van he’s all angry and stuff.” I say.

He shrugs “he’s been like that before, he gets all business for a while Then Lois or someone brings him back to Earth. He'll be fine. "

Before I can say anything else Cassie comes in through the door. I coldly say "hello."

“What did I do to you Kara? You haven't been returning my calls, and act all weird."

“You told me that you didn't want to be my friend any more because I reminded you of Conner."

“I never said that!" She shouts then I notice Kon's eyes are white he's either using Telescopic or X-ray Vision. “Um guys? I thought I heard Cassie somewhere else. And is see her with Match? "

“What?" I and Cassie both ask.

“Yeah I see her, um you, I don't know if she's some alternate Universe doppelganger or something but she's freaking making out with Match."

I'm so going to find out what's going on here.