Thursday, April 22, 2010


Yeah this is Sweet, Superman has had like umpteen million cartoons. Supergirl has either guest starred or been a member of the JLA on a cartoon even freaking Krypto has has his own animated series.

So what about me Kon-El? Well I pretty much thought the closest I'd ever get is that Superman X guy from the Legion cartoon.

Not only is he also supposed to be a clone of Superman like yours truly, but that's a total rip on one of my costumes.

Well It looks like not only me, but several of buddies are getting a cartoon soon enough behold!

That's right me, Kid Flash, Robin, , Miss Martian,Arrowette in some Green Arrow outfit, and ... Well I have no idea who that guy up front is, but still I'm gonna be animated! First coming back from the dead , and now this good times.

Monday, April 05, 2010

This is a toy?

I've said before that I usually don't mind the toys made in my image so much. Except the really odd or disturbing ones. I just came back from a mission in space with the JLA. I return to the Fortress, because well Lois' parents are over this week I'll do pretty much anything to avoid them. Especially her father Sam "All Kryptonians are evil" Lane.

When I enter the Fortress, I hear Superboy, and Supergirl giggling at something. Always wanting to see something funny I go to where hear the laughter, and find they're on the Internet looking at this.

It wouldn't be as bad if it was a plushie, but the fat that urggh... it's not so much the kid hugging me without legs although that is a bit disturbing. What really puts that over the top from strange to creepy is... look at that face!

I looks like Green Arrow's new " Friend" now that Black Canary has kicked him out of the house.

Sometimes makes you wonder what what toy companies are smoking, Don't sigh don't know how I'm living this down, then again Batman will probably do something like this again , and people will forget the creepy toy.

Bruce : You should know it never ends well with the White Queen.

Friday, March 05, 2010


I was attacked the other day All I remember was bein' thrashed with a Kryptonite crowbar by some dude with red hair who said somethin' about staying away from his princess, he also wore a goofy ass costume.

When the Titans found me battered, and beaten, All I could tell them Was I was taken iut by some guy that dresses funny, and has red hair. So Kid Flash pretty much put those clues together, and came up with Ronald McDonald, and now he's going to annoy that guy.

I should have said it was that creepy Burger King that weirdo deserves a day of hyperactive speedster annoying after he jumped out of the closest wielding a whopper when it was mine, and Cassie's alone time.oh , and another fun thing I have to deal with Back in the Blackest Night a Black ring possessed me, and made me say this.
thanks for that you lyin' black ring. Now every time Kara sees me this happens.

Good thing I have a quick healing ability or I'd have been seriously damaged long ago by all the beatings.

Anyway I'm actually trying to be good, and keep my hormones in check, and just stay with Wondergirl, and no more cheating. Because Well I'm sick of hurting her, and I ain't a unable to control myself but there , are just some chicks that want to torture me it seems.

Like the Powerpuff Girls thay aren't little kids anymore they grew....

And they kept tryin' to get me into a four way after a team up so, I fly over to Wayne Manor to Hang out with Tim Because only thing there is either Batman who'll yell at me Or Tim who will either hang or be Emo either way I can't be tempted right?

Wrong I'm greeted by this walking into the manor

Blasted Cassandra Cain, and her nudity!

So I think hey Maybe I'll hide in Titans Tower I may not be on the team right now But They'd have no problem with me hanging around... I see this right at the door.

Sad thing is she meant the cookies, but still not cool!

Okay so I start flying around rescuing people That doesn't work out well...because the girls I rescue keep making out with me. Man I give up I'm Going to hide on Kent Farm until the next Crisis.

Monday, January 04, 2010

New Year's disaster

Christmas went by without much fuss, I did fight a group of robot Santas, created by the Prankster... I swear does that man have nothing better to do? Any way I did make the Superhero New Year's party. But I was taking no chances, with Conner this year.

Last Christmas, at Captain Picard's party Conner decided he didn't want to wear clothes. At The New Year's party was determined not to let this happen. So I locked him up in this. It's made of Inertron so his Tactile TK is not getting him out of it.

Seems this also made Wonder Girl happy, since there is no way any girl his age is going near him in that.. Perhaps that should be Superboy's new costume?

Kara was a lot better this year. without any violent outbursts. This year that honor went to Wonder girl when she dunked some kid's head in the punch for saying something about the Teen Titans always dying.

But someone did embarrass me, me well me from Earth 22.

Usually all he does is call me soft, and bore me with World War two stories...Ones that happened to a whole other Superman. Then he'll say I've got it so easy being able to fly since I was a kid. “I had to leap 500 miles in the snow to stop Lex Luthor!" He stammers “You just fly there in a second Bah! Whipper snapper!" Huh I thought you had to be evil to say "Bah" or Vegeta. After this outburst he usually watches Matlock for the rest of the day.

Any way at the party he told a story about giving Hitler a wedgie.( Which once again this Superman was not in WW2.) And then he started yelling at Batgirl for no reason about how her costume isn't bright enough, and she's not showing her "pretty face." He then tried to make out with Starfire which got him a kick to his nether regions, and a kick out of the party.

I last saw him yelling at a snowman to “Get off his lawn!" Looks like I need to send him back to Earth 22. After he's done with the snowman. I hope I’m not like that at his age.

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Supergirl: What in Rao's name.

Joining Team Legacy has been well exhausting. I'm constantly breaking up fights between my teammates. Does Kal have this problem with the JLA? But Legacy is still better than that off shoot of the Justice League I was on for a while there.

They kept yelling for "Justice!" constantly it was irritating. Legacy still more fun even with the bickering and brooding bat on the team. Actually I'm kind of used to that from hanging around her "Dad".

Any way every once in a while it's nice to get away , and let my frazzled nerves have a rest which I can't do on New Krypton with my mom hovering around. So I've been hiding in my apartment.

Yeah I have quite a few on Earth. So okay I was like watching this weird show where I saw Kal doing this.

What on Argo is he doing? Please tell me Some Red Kryptonite is making him do that! I really hope that isn't some weird Earth ritual I... I don't wanna do the Krypton Crawl!

Oh, and this is a message to my other cousin the one who came out of a test tube. That's right Kon-El. I've been busy lately, but don't think I've forgotten about this.

It may not be today, or tomorrow but know this when you least it expect it "Superboy" I will hurt you. So watch your back, clone. Okay everyone I gotta go back to saving kids from trees , and cats from weird guys in vans, wait that doesn't sound right... oh well later all!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Super bored

You may think the lives of superheroes are constant drama, and action. In that you'd be wrong. Some times there are no villains to foil or cosmic menaces attacking for weeks.

That's the lull the JLA are in now. It wasn't so bad for me at first because the computer program of my father in the Fortress of Solitude had a glitch or a virus or something Although Lois says it was a mid- life crisis I'm not sure artificial intelligences can have those.

first he started talking in what he thought was teen lingo saying things like "crunk" and "funky fresh", then he started dating a much younger AI.

That ended when he found out she was really Brainiac “trying to find himself." I really don't want to know. But that snapped the Jor-El out program out of that weirdness. I can finally access the internet without hearing teen lingo from the 90's.

But after that little disaster, nothing much has happened for days I sat around with the JLA watching Aquaman argue with the fish in our aquarium. I'm not entirely sure but I think the fish won.

It's gotten so bad that we're just letting our sidekicks fight, and not breaking it up. Although to tell the truth Conner has had this coming from Wonder Girl for a long time.

I roll my eyes when Diana gloats. “Cassandra is still stronger that Conner even with his enhanced powers. First off who cares? Second Conner wasn't letting her win. He feels guilty for chasing anything with a skirt.

But I'll hope he feels guilty enough to actually stop the behavior without backsliding this time around. Odd thing was this was them a couple of hours later.

The lull ended for me finally when Hercules, started tearing up downtown Metropolis after hearing Conner had cheated on his little sister with an alien princess. Doesn't seem he knows which one since all he drunkenly raved. I didn’t tell him either last thing that anyone needs is a drunken Demigod stirring up the saiyan hornet's nest.

Hercules was going to tear up the main street until Conner faced him, since he’s given me trouble in the past, I decided to fight him. The battle raged... until Herc saw a strip dancer club with a special on beer, and chicken wings. I haven't heard a peep from him in hours.

Looks like its back to watching Aquaman argue with fish. Great.

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Superboy: On my own.

Well I've been out of the Titans for a while. And well since Cassie thought I was “abandoning " her. So Yeah I guess we're broke up for like the 4 thousandth time.

Oh well I've spending my time actually taking down super villains instead of sitting around Titan's Tower waiting for them to attack.

I beat my old buddy the Scavenger trying to pick up Black Rings left over from all the zombie junk, he escaped babbling about how " The Universe has changed, and it's your master's fault!"

I'll never get his weird rambling. Also I fought, and defeated The reason why Batman carries around Shark repellant: King shark! Yes a shark with legs.

Well that, and I fought zombies during the Blackest Night, Zombie psycho Pirate was not cool.

Oh and the weirdest part was fightin' a dead clone of myself.

Oddest thing was after tearing him apart with my TTK I ended d up dating Van's Ex for a weekend. Ya a see Cass Cain called me and said something to the effect of " Stay away from Vella she .... should be with my brother."

Then she hangs up. I'm guessing the "brother” she’s talking aboout is Jason Todd. Because Dick Grayson would be wrong well maybe not a in a few weeks but right now...yeah, and I've always suspected that Tim Drake is asexual.

Naw I'm just bustin' his chops for constantly making me train when I was on the Titans... or am I?

Yeah well anyways you tell me to stay away from a girl I us you'll get why I gave that usally runt towards.. The dates were fun... and well when we finally get to fun time.. it was a good thing I took her to my old place in Hawaii because it seems when Saiyans , and Krpytonians get together( okay we're both half human too but whatever) well look at my place in Hawaii...

It's really weird when the girl is stronger than me too. Not used to that. Well not sure it's gonna work out though because well Vella saw this little advert By the Red Hood, and there's some ugly chick wearing diapers rubbing herself on Jason.

And Vella's reaction...
Something tells me it ain't gonna work out between me, and her.

Well later on patrol as I was tryin' not think about that disaster I heard a giggle that was way too familiar what was it doing in Metropolis? I searched around with my X-ray vision until I found it's source than I face palmed.

I had to get Meg outta there, and explain that she shouldn't be in a strip club. I flew her back to San Francisco. “ How is off with 'em?" different from you looking up my skirt Conner?"

I sigh. " Meg you should just do what everyone else does when I do that , and slap me."

" But you're my friend I don't want to hurt you!" She smiles. “Why don't you come back to the Titans? Everyone is so angsty. We can play pranks on them! Oh, and Beast Boy is leading."

Beast Boy is the Teen Titan's leader? Yeah that makes me want to come back. " Maybe Bart can come back too! Did you see him lately?"

“Um I haven't talked to Bart since the um incident..." I grunt, as I have a flashback.

What? Mr. Puppet had to die so that the world may live. “Meg I don't think there's anything here for me, at Titan's Tower." Then Wonder Girl comes out and gives me this look.

You know I've never noticed this before but I think I see the problem with Titan's tower's security, and why super villains, and kid eating monster dogs keep getting in, the entrance is a screen door! Who the designed that, and what the heck were they on? Any way with that look Cassie gave me it seems that yes there is something... or should I say someone at Titan's Tower for me.

Although she kind of ruined the moment when she turned a little crazy. " No one is ever goiing to take you away from me Conner!" her expression changed.

She also got mustard in her hair it looks like, anyway I've seen that look before, and it usually means someone is going to get hurt probably me.