Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Kon: Trainin' with Blue beetle

She told Supergirl she doesn’t want her as a friend anymore, and just told her to leave her alone forever. Gah! I have to live around Kara, and my girlfriend pulls a bad move like this. Oh yeah dinner at the Kents is gonna be real fun.

Any way I was flying by were Titans Tower used to be and saw Beetle just sitting there staring at the hole. I get him and take him to the Batcave blindfolded because I ain't sure Jaime knows about Batman's other identity.

And of course when we get there Robin is crabby. “You brought him here, But what about..."

" He was blindfolded dude. Don’t get your Bat panties in a bunch. "

He makes a growling noise. " Conner Batman is not going to like this. Besides you can't talk about panties Captain Codpiece."

" I had a codpiece in one costume get over it dude. Wait why did you even look there?"

“You looked like you wore a big red diaper we all laughed at you."

“Which is why I wear the jeans now." I shrug " We've all had bad costume choices so really none of us can talk."

“My costume is cool." Miss Martian smiles.

" Anyway Conner " Robin starts at me again. " You need to think before you act."

“Like you?" I ask.


" And ya don't think that maybe telling a girl that wants to break up with you that you two have to stay together to stop the bad future from coming is thinking a bit too much?"

His eyes go wide. " Cass told you that?"


He turns read and storms off. " Wait don't go I dunno how to Turn Bats' trainer on!" I shout but he's already out.

“Well this doesn't look very complicated." I say to myself. As I look at the computer.

Beetle gives me this odd look. “Are you sure you know what you're doing Kon?"

“Hey ya need trainin' am I right? Well this turns on the holo-training thing Bats has. I... think."

Miss Martian interrupts. “I um don't think that's the trainer. "

“Of course it is." I start pushing buttons. This noise goes all through the cave but not from the holo-trainer. All the suddent this thing that looks like a big metal donut starts glowing at the center and these things start jumping out of it.

A bunch land on my face.

" Aaah! What are they?"

“I don't know but they all just keep coming." Beetle shouts. “They’re all over the place!"

“They’re sooo cute can I keep them?" Megan squeals.

" I just hope Bats don't know about this.!" I answer. As if on cue he comes outta the a door with these weird things all over him. he pushes me out of the way and turns off the metal donut. “Do not touch the dimensional portal! Now gather up all of these rodents, so we can send them back to where they came from. "

" But... There’s gotta be a least a hundred of 'em." I protest. .

“Then you better get started. or did you forget you're Superboy? Also Beetle Martian girl help him."

“We didn't do it. "Beetle whines.

“And you didn't stop him." Batman answers. And he leaves the room after shaking off all the creatures.

Sigh looks like I better get started.

Meanwhile Van-El stares at a modern art Statue in West City Park. “Man it looks like. " It looks like a robot made out of scrap metal, man when is Vella gettin' here?"

" of course a philistine like you wouldn't be able to appreciate the artist expression of his pain. " a voice behind Van states.

“Dude mind you're own.... Match!

“Yes" he lands a devatating right hook that sends Van across the park.

“I heard, cough cough! That You were turned into a Bizarro!" Van spits out.

Match smiles. “My stupid days are a thing of the past,now I think there are three too many Superboy clones, And in the end there will be only one me.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Superboy's clone: Dating

Cassie called me the other day and asked Vella and I would like to double date with her and Kon. “You know... What do I call you anyway? Well any way Conner doesn't like you much. "

I shrug Yeah he's been a jerk about the name thing he promised to be Superboy red then turns around and calls him self Kon-El, When I call my self Superboy he runs around yellin' he's the one and only Superboy."

“Well don't worry about it we'll get you two talking SB, Conner's just mad at Cadmus and taking it out on you. But we'll get it though his thick head you're like brothers or something. "

“Okay thanks Cass. " Next second I feel my powers go out, and I start coughing like crazy. What the hell is going on it's getting worse. Well I met Vel, and Cassie where they asked me to meet them, The Metropolis Arena. It's some kind of Metahuman Wrestling federation. Vella and Cassie were sitting in the front row.

Kon was no where to be seen. I tried to talk to Vel, but she was way into the wrestling maybe a little too much. What little I remember of saiyans before my ... I mean Kon's death is that they love fighting. Apparently even fake fighting.

That and Vella, and Cassie kept whispering to each other about how hot some of the wrestlers were. Yeah this is what you wanna hear on a date. Then all the sudden some dude who has a skull face.

He keeps yelling about how the Television Champion is a wimp, and will not put up his championship. All the sudden the Teen Titans theme song comes up over the speakers then it changes to Some song about how Evolution is a mystery, and lines in the sand.

" Uh -oh he changed his the theme song Tim's not going to like that. " Cassie moaned.

Vella shrugged. “Does he even care? It's not like Kon hasn't done worse."

" Kon?" I ask and yup it's him running out into the wrestling ring and playing to the crowd.

He wrestled the match pretty well, I mean very well, and when I fought him a while back he fought very differently he had skills, not just punching and kicking, I bet all that training from Robin every time he gets in trouble has actually made him a pretty good fighter.

After he won the match, we all go back stage Kon and Skull guy are acting friendly. Not like in the ring. " Yeah and when ya get this belt We'll have a big rivalry goin' put some butts in the seats It's gonna be awesome."

Cassie interrupts him." You were great out there, babe. ready for dinner."

" Yup. Hey Vella what're you doing here?" He looks over at me. “Oh great."

Dinner was strained the girls were chatting about stuff while Kon Glared at me . Finally I shout. “Hey! It’s not my fault I was cloned!"

“Yeah whatever pal But Vella? I know what' you're thinkin' of doing with her, And If you hurt her in anyway, there can be only one got me?"

“What ya gotta thing for her?" I ask.

“Nope she's my friend, and I don't want you hurtin' her is all. Meh I'm not hungry anymore let's go Cassie."

Well the rest of the night, Me and Vella played at an arcade in the mall and wandered around it until they closed. Then I took her back to the Legacy house.

“Want to come come in?"

“Are ya sure that's a good idea?" I ask.

“Yes, I really like you."

Well I have to say what happened next was great, I mean she was really wild, but she seemed to know what she was doing Which I was lead to believe she wouldn't. Then she mumbled something In her sleep that made it all too clear a name "Jason."

She's been with Jason Todd? I as fallin' for her and that Bastard just had to change his mind, and Go after her when she was interested in me. I'm going to put him in the grave again. Screw what Batman thinks. He lets this mad dog run around without a leash, Well he's about to be put down.

I get up, and leave Vella's Room I see what I think it’s Vegeta, I'm cared for a second, and what the hell is he doing here? Then I notice the dude is younger, and taller, he grabs me by the throat.

“What the Hell did you do with my sister Kon?" Sister? She has a brother the same age as her?

" I'm not Kon..." I barley squeak out before he starts hitting me, them my, or I mean Kon's ex Cassandra Cain, The Spoiler, some kid that looks like a young Tony Stark, Slobo. and Bart's clone Inertia, all pull this kid offa me.

“Vincent no!" Batgirl orders.

“But Cass he..."

“No!" I know that Cass Cain stare way to well. I leave so they can all settle down . Besides I gotta psycho former Robin to beat down.

Friday, January 11, 2008

100 Posts!

That's right the last post on my blog was the 100th. Though it was one of Kon's. Like a lot of posts on this blog, well he tends to have more time on his hands. Actually he's kind of lazy.

I told many of my friends and family the news and this is their response.

Lois: “That’s great, dear. Now help me get Chris off the ceiling."

Chris: "Sugar Puffs together with Mountain Dew are awesome yay! I'm going to give some to Damien!"

Batman: “Clark I really don't... Why is Damien all jittery?"

Kon-El: "Sweet are we gonna have a party? I'll bring the al... I mean soda. "

The Superboy clone of Conner :"Sweet are we gonna have a party? I'll bring the al... I mean soda. "

Supergirl: " I'll care about that when I figure out what my origin is! Was my dad a mad scientist that was obsessed with space phantoms? Did I kill my mother? Or was Dad some kind of Kryptonian park ranger who was nice and my mom a scientists?
Did I actually kill a whole bunch of my class mates? Or was I the popular girl in the schools? I don't know!"

Powergirl: “I know how you feel Kara. Oh and that's nice about the blob thing Superman."

Me: " Blog."

Powergirl: "Whatever."

Hal Jordan:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh wait you're serious? Jeez I guess life really is over after you're married. I mean, Um good job!"

John Stewart: "Superman you have time to blog?"

Hawkman: "Raaar! " (Begins breaking things for some reason.)

Aquaman: " The power to talk to fish is very useful! I am not a poor man's Namor! Love me !Respect me!"

Me: (Backs away slowly.)

Vegeta: "Hmph Whatever Kal-El. I'm close to 500 posts, underachiever."

Son Goku: “I’m hungry."

Ma: “Congratulations Clark! Now if you can help May parker Get Spider-man out of her house, and help him get him a job that would be great."

Pa:" What's a blog? Never mind that Clark. There are fields that need plowing I can't stand here jawin' all day. Unless you want to help that would be great. "

Me: "Already done Pa!"

Pa: "Now about my tractor..."

Well that's it I would have put more but it looks like Pa is going to have me do chores all day. Sigh it's like I'm sixteen again.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Kon: The one and only Superboy

So I was sitting in my room at Kent Farm. When Cassie sorta barges in. “Aren’t you looking for Justice?"

" Her Dad says She's on Draclon or Dracclcon. Well some planet with the name Dracula in it. "

“Halloweeny." I respond. “So what's up with you? Didja miss me? Or is it something else?"

“You know I have telling when you lie down to a science by now."

“Huh?" What did I do this time? Okay I put superglue onto Jericho’s chair... And I changed Beastboy's shampoo with blue hair dye, but they won't leave my Maxims alone. Besides that I can't think of anything I've done lately.

“You acted all okay with that clone of yourself, and your obviously not.”

“How would you be if people you thought were friends made didn't trust you, and made a whole new you?"

"And you should tell them that instead of sulking in here. It's not the clone's fault. "

" Yeah yeah whatever. I'm goin' but not to Cadmus."

“Then where are you going?"

“To blow off a little steam.”

I fly around Metropolis until finally I find Loophole and a gang of losers robbin' a bank.

Loophole is this guy that invented a wrist thingie that lets him walk through walls like Kitty Pryde. Unlike Kitty Pryde, he's not very good at it, and he's ugly not a hot babe.

" Well if it ain't my ol' buddy ." I grin. “We both know about how this will go you'll be lame I'll be awesome and you'll go back to jail so surrender 'kay?"

" Superboy my old enemy!"

“Well your not really part of my rouge's gallery. Your kinda an annoyance I inherited from Superman."

“That is if you’re the real Superboy, “Loop hole laughs. “There have been rumors you aren't.”

I shrug “At least there ain't a cyborg, a dude with weird glasses, an armored version, and a toddler all claimin' to be me."

I knock out all his thugs and he tries to escape. He phases through this statue I heat vision the thingy and he ends up stuck in it. The statue was of some dead superhero from world war two a girl super hero.

His head was solidified on top of the statue the rest of him was of him was stuck inside. " Geez Loopie ya could have waited until later to get in touch with your feminine side."

“Bad jokes, and delight in humiliating me ... it is you isn't it?" He spits.

“Yup Kon-El the one and only Superboy. Accept no substitutes. Legal limits apply not available in all states, your experience may vary, do not feed after midnight."

“Shut up! Shut up! Just take me back to prison to now! At least there I can get away from you."

" You may want me to TTK you outta the statue ya really don't want me to turn you in lookin' like that I mean you don't want that kinda popularity in the joint, ya get what I'm sayin?"

“Sigh. I hate you." He groans.

After takin' him to the police station I see on the news that my clone has been beaten by the Hobgoblin. The Hobgoblin? A dude that ripped off the Green Goblin beating someone wearing the S? He should be ashamed I think I'll go and take down Hobby to show everyone who's the real steel deal.