Thursday, April 24, 2008

Batman is a paranoid parent

Batman called me to his mansion to complain about Conner, I really hope the new Titan's Tower is finished soon; this is getting annoying every week! So there I am listening to the whole "You have to control your pup.” speech again.

“What did he do this time?" I sigh tuning out his droning. Great Krypton why can't there be an emergency? Something easy so I don't have to listen to this.

“First thing he tried to set up Misfit with Superboy Prime. You remember him right?"

He turns on a screen that shows the reality where Prime has been banished too since the Sinestro Corps War. “I will kill you! Kill you all!" Prime shouts.


Batman turns off the screen. And gives me a look. “Too be fair Misfit is annoying, and Kon likely wanted to annoy Prime."

“Okay never mind Robin is missing and Kon knows where he went, he refuses to tell me."

I roll my eyes. "You need to learn to trust your partners Bruce. He's likely just on a case or something."

“Hh. Fine if you won't make Conner tell me what's going on, I'll find out myself."

He storms into Robin's room and starts looking through everything. “Is this necessary?" I ask.

"I don't want to find out one day that he's shooting heroin like Roy Harper."

I roll my eyes. “Are we talking about the same Tim Drake here? Or have I woke up on Earth 3? You've already alienated Nightwing, and Batgirl do you really need to push away Robin again? "

He ignores me and finds a CD-rom under Tim's mattress. "Looks as if I have found a clue."

"Or a dirty movie." I respond.

"He's not Conner, Clark." Bruce grunts.

“He’s still a teenage boy." I shrug.

“Are you admitting something about your youth? Does Conner not fall far from the tree?" At that moment a JLA trouble alert flashes over our communicators saved by the bell." the Legion of Doom is attacking again all Justice League Members report to the Satellite!"


Before we go I see Batman put the CD in his utility belt I don't know what it is but I get a bad feeling.

6 comments:

Robin said...

YES! IT IS PORNOGRAPGY!!! JUST DON'T WATCH THE TAPE!!!!! NOOOO! I swear I'll never do that again! JUST DON'T WATCH IT!

GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

MY DAD WOULD NEVER DO THIS!!!!


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Jean-Luc Picard said...

That CD sounds slightly x-rated.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

The Legion of Doom! Awesome! Don't forget to call in Apache Chief to beat down Giganta. Maybe you can get EL Dorado in the mix as well, he could use the work.

Nepharia said...

Legion of Doom? They sound like a cheap knock off of the Galactic Empire.

Hasn't that boy figured out *not* to hit sh** in his room? *shaking head* Kids will never learn....

Vampirella said...

perhaps you should try not watching it

Professor Xavier said...

That Batman is definitely a little over-protective.