Friday, March 05, 2010


I was attacked the other day All I remember was bein' thrashed with a Kryptonite crowbar by some dude with red hair who said somethin' about staying away from his princess, he also wore a goofy ass costume.

When the Titans found me battered, and beaten, All I could tell them Was I was taken iut by some guy that dresses funny, and has red hair. So Kid Flash pretty much put those clues together, and came up with Ronald McDonald, and now he's going to annoy that guy.

I should have said it was that creepy Burger King that weirdo deserves a day of hyperactive speedster annoying after he jumped out of the closest wielding a whopper when it was mine, and Cassie's alone time.oh , and another fun thing I have to deal with Back in the Blackest Night a Black ring possessed me, and made me say this.
thanks for that you lyin' black ring. Now every time Kara sees me this happens.

Good thing I have a quick healing ability or I'd have been seriously damaged long ago by all the beatings.

Anyway I'm actually trying to be good, and keep my hormones in check, and just stay with Wondergirl, and no more cheating. Because Well I'm sick of hurting her, and I ain't a unable to control myself but there , are just some chicks that want to torture me it seems.

Like the Powerpuff Girls thay aren't little kids anymore they grew....

And they kept tryin' to get me into a four way after a team up so, I fly over to Wayne Manor to Hang out with Tim Because only thing there is either Batman who'll yell at me Or Tim who will either hang or be Emo either way I can't be tempted right?

Wrong I'm greeted by this walking into the manor

Blasted Cassandra Cain, and her nudity!

So I think hey Maybe I'll hide in Titans Tower I may not be on the team right now But They'd have no problem with me hanging around... I see this right at the door.

Sad thing is she meant the cookies, but still not cool!

Okay so I start flying around rescuing people That doesn't work out well...because the girls I rescue keep making out with me. Man I give up I'm Going to hide on Kent Farm until the next Crisis.


Jean-Luc Picard said...

Cassandra does have a problem with clothing!

Michael said...