Well we beat Superboy Prime. The only problem is the red sun thingie Vegito used wiped out mine, and Supes' powers. Then Vegito lost it and had ran away, um I mean teleported away.
Least Veg's kids, and wife is nice than he is. Bulma offered to let us use this solar collector machine to jump start our powers . Good last time this happened to Superman, he spent a year without powers. I think I'd go nuts without powers , though I did do it once before. Not for a year though.
While in it , I kinda fall asleep. The dreams start out good at first.
Me Roxy, and Tana on a beach in Hawaii. Those were the days. Next thing Cassie runs up to me , and says " I drank the HU water." Then I turn and NOOOOOO!
Now after the super kid is where it gets weird.
" Hey kid ? Want a good time? Have a bite out of this potato from my back. "
I wake screaming luckily a pretty face was the first thing that greeted me.
"Oh no. I died again, and a angel greeted me ." I joke.
" Funny, just don't say anything like that when Vegeta's around." Bulma giggles. "So why were you screaming just now?"
" Long story. One I'd rather not talk about." I'm a little unsteady on my feet. I pick up a soda and crush the making it fizz everywhere. Oh boy it looks like I can't control my powers again.
This has been happening of , and on since I started inheriting Supes powers. I would accidentally X-ray vision people, or the one day when I went slow motion, and the only person I could understand was Bart, but that one happened after my return from the dead. I thought that was what things were like when you came back . Turns out I got superspeed.
well at least that one wasn't as destructive as " Hey you have Heat Vision congratulations sorry about the plant." Ok Actually the Heat Vision I discovered when Jericho took over my body once. The plant was melted after.
After wiping soda off myself Bulma asks." Will help us with the whole Vegito situation?"
I was about to answer when her oldest daughter Bra says. " He should he kind of owes me his life."
" Whattya mean by that? " I question.
" I wished you back with the Dragon balls. You kinda looked lonely and stuff in Other World. I guess I felt sorry for you."
Secret of my resurrection revealed. Something that sounds like a bad meta human porn starring the Savage Dragon." Look I'm grateful for whatever you did, but I don 't need to bribed or anything. I'll help you guys with Vegito because it's the right thing."
On the way out Vince . Or as I like to call him Vegeta Jr. Hits me with his shoulder.
" I heard what you said about my mother." he sneers. Oh boy. Another run in with this dork.
I sneer " Your mom's hot dude. Get over it was harmless flirtin'."
he growls " You think your so great Kryptonian? Let me show you what a saiyan can do!"
I stop him right there " Ok first of I'm only Kryptonian. Like your only half saiyan. Second I know what they can do. Third your only at the blonde weird hair first stage. Finally don't pick fights with guys who don't turn back into little kids during it."
" Me and my sister stopped doing that weeks ago."
I clap " Good for you. But still I'm not fighting you why don't you go look for your dad or something?"
" Coward !" He spits . " Well then tell your cousin I asked about her."
Wait? I can't make a little joke with his mom, but he can hit on my cousin? Okay This kid needs a reality check. But since I'm friends with his Nephew, I guess. I'll let it go.
" S- Sorry about my brother there ." says a voice that almost is to low to hear. It's dumbo's twin sister Vella.
" No prob." I answer "It's probably an off shoot of the whole vegeta and Superman rivalry that used to go on. "
" That was more... My father than yours I suspect." she looks down . " So what's it like? You having friends your age with powers? Who aren't your relatives."
" Pretty good I guess." I shrug " What you don't have any friends?"
" I never leave here except to train with Dad. I think the whole Frieza kidnapping us as babies, and then us showing up later as teens has my parents freaked out."
" Your talkin' to a dude who grew up in a test tube. If I know about one thing it's havin' an unusual childhood. Hey if ya really need someone to talk to I'm sure A teen Titan or two wouldn't mind hangin' out with you."
" Really?" she shouts.
" Sure why not?" I ask.
Then doofus shows up. " Quit hitting on my Sister!"
" We're just talking Vincent!" Her shyness was gone I guess. " Besides He's dating Wondergirl. I was just wanting to talk to someone who wasn't a saiyan!"
This is my cue to leave. I fly towards Smallville , but find my self starin' at the Watchtower on The moon. Darn power surge. Well I know what'll make me feel better . If I prank call Yamcha with Wonder man's voice, and act like Simon is interested in him heh.