I had come to the party To interview miss Ishikawa. Jimmy was there with me but he kept getting distracted by the women there, and taking pictures of them. It only took a glance to see that the "Shi" was a robot. Well ok somone without X-ray vision couldn't see it. Since I've done some crazy things to hide my secret identity over the years. I'm not going to judge.
In fact I'm hoping when all of this " Civil War " mess is over those of who want to can keep our secret Ids. Evreytime some villain has learned I was Superman, they would go after my parents, or my wife. I'd rather that not happen again. While I was thinking about this Wolverine looked at me oddly.
I had forgotten about his hyper senses. Fortuneatley Kon , had showed up With Wonder girl and yelled out that he was here. I wish he wouldn't make such a spectacle of himself. But this time it was a good thing. While most everybody was watching him . I had finished my interview.
" Ma'am what is your connection to the X-man Wolverine?"
" I hired him for Security ." She answered. " There are many people that want to take the priceless Terra Cotta Statues, They'll do anything to procure them. I thought a man of his fearsome reputation would discourage those people."
"" Is that why you hired the infamous muscle for hire Joe Fixit?"
" yes , at that time Logan was on a mission with the X-men. "
" But with those infamous guards the statues were still stolen."
" Yes That Fixit's partner at the time Mirai Trunks was tricked ."
" Are you calling him incompetent.?"
"I wouldn't trust him with those statues again."
" Why do you think SHIELD believed you are Shi?"
" Because I'm a Japanese Woman , who's associated with Wolverine. That's the only reason."
Then I noticed somehow Kon-El had gotten into the bloodwine, Him and the heroine Vampirella were dirty dancing, and They started taking each others clothes off.
" Well Miss Ishikawa, that's all the questions I have for you, thank you for the interview ."
" Thank you Mr Kent."
I'm lucky Kon had waited until the interview was actually over to be foolish. , but now I'm going to have to stop this or he'll likely get hurt, by Mirai Trunks who I've noticed,, skulking around. Or Wonder girl. I suppose someone has to stop this . I sneak into a janitor's closet. This looks like a job for Superman .