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I was chillin' at the tower with a new copy Justice Leauge Heroes, When the door gets smashed down. Solomon Grundy comes in and threatens to hug me. The whole time I'm avoidin' him, he keeps callin' me friend.

I guess he thinks that bein ' a friend means destroy somone's property, then invade there personal space. The titans come in when I'm finally caught.

" Awww Isn't that sweet?" asks Miss Martian. " He wants to hug you."

"No! Please help he smells really bad!" I scream.

" Solomon Grundey will hug him, and squeeze him , and name him George!"

I repel him with TTK But this guy's strong real strong. He fought the field and started closing his arms around me. Finally the titans get him offa me. And get him to go away.

Personally I think a lot of it was because Jericho was wearing his old costume, and I think it scared Solomon Grundy.

After that Supes and Bats show up. When they're together and looking at me and Robin like this
it's never a good thing. " It's time you two Patched up your differences." Growls Bats. " If not for yourselves then for the safety of your teammates."

So they end us on a mission to Southern City. I have no idea what kind of villains are here . West City has the world beaters, Gotham has the nut cases. Metropolis has the colouful ones. New York has pretty much everything.

But Southren City I have no idea. So we get there Robin in the Batplane , me with flight power. The whole way we're quiet. Well until Robin says " Wonder Woman wanted me to black mail you."

Great I know how that would have turned out.

He lands the place I scan everything around with Telescopic, and X-ray Vision. " What are we doing here Tim? Like what's the mission?"

" Batman and Superman want to see how we clean up this town."

" Just us a whole city?" That don't sound right.

Robin Breaks the silence. " So You want to talk about Cassie?"

" What's to say dude?" I shrug.

" I'm not attracted to her, you know the whole kiss was just , well it shouldn't have happened. We were just friends. "

" Ok why didn't ya just tell me that instead of avoidin, me and getting me angry?!"

He shakes his head. " At first I didn't think it was you, I thought Match was messing with us again. At first when you came back you sort of acted like him."

" I ain't Match Tim."

" I know that now. Who else would play such dumb pranks on Iceman, and Starfire?"

" Hey Superman made the first call I just have a better , um imagination than he does."

" Yeah but the way Star looks at you now is priceless!" Tim laughs. " I'm pretty sure the names she's been calling you aren't compliments."

" Heh. " I guffaw when this dude pops up.

" I am Sqedgie the Carwash Clown! Fear me Teen Titans!"

There was only one response the two of us could have to that. " BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"

He throws water balloons at us soap drips out all over us.

" Aw man!" I shout "That had better not be bleach Bozo! This is my favorite Shirt!"

Robin just looks " Was that it? I mean I've fought the Joker, And well that was...."

" That was lame dude!" I help out. Robin knocks Crappo the clown out with a chop. That's when we find out what kind of bad guys are here, goofy ones. It took us an hour to clean up the city,even the powered ones, well I wouldn't really call them powers.

Now it makes sense . These guys ain't dangerous in anyway. I don't think I've laughed so much since I died. Well me and Robin parted on good terms. I guess I overreacted as well.

But I'd heard from Kara that Cass went a little nuts when I was gone, and joined those Cult Of Conner weridos. I guess I'm a little overprotective of her. I should have known Rob wouldn't exploit her are anything. I guess I did I just didn't think.

Though Robin does wanna know how I came back, he says he tried to reclone me several times. Glad that didn't work out though, who knows what he would have ended up makin' it wouldn't have been me though. I told him when I find out I'll tell him.

Meanwhile

" That looks like it worked out well Bruce." chuckles Superman.

" Yes " The Batman answers. "Now the Titans can actually act like a team. Without those two bickering. So you never even considered he was Match huh?"

Supes Smiles. " I Can't explain how but I can tell the difference between him and Match."

" Hm. " is the only answer Batman has.

" Well Bruce I have to track down Luthor. His buying that car for Conner as some kind of bribe won't do."

Superman flies off But Batman knows he can hear him " Luthor didn't buy the car I did."

The Man of Steel flies back. " What?"

Superboy Vs Cat man thing. ( Not the dude in the Secret Six he's cool.)

The JLA, and The JSA had their Annual Thanksgiving, Party again this year, If one more Old lady ever pinches my cheeks again and calls me a cute boy, I'm gonna scream! And if CM3 Or Capitan Marvel Junior makes one more snide comment about how Cassie can do better He's going to end up in traction.

Poor Bart, Jay kept tyrin' to make him stay still, he looked like he was gonna explode. Any way I was so bored I discovered I can imitate people's voices by manipulating my throat muscles.

Yeah I've been using this new found ability to make dirty calls to Starfire while pretending I'm Iceman. I hear Wonder Woman wants to smash Bobby because of that ( snicker.)

That was a couple of days ago, without my Cell Phone Because Kal found out about my phone fun, and I had to give it too him for two days. Which is why I didn't get HS' calls.

Clark Warned me he was showin' up, and I intercepted him before He got to the Kent Farm. He layed all these problems on me. Well that's what friends are for, so I was about to give some advice, then He gets this call from Elixir.

Laura got nearly killed by Sabertooth. Man he went off so steamed he actually melted the street. I watched as he flew. I kept up with him with My Telescopic Vision.

He fought Sabertooth pretty well. Except Creed kept healing evreytime HS blasted him. Finally he used this one attack that weakened him completely. I fly in at this moment to stop it.

He slams Hs Through a wall. " Hey pal whatcha doin?" I ask The psycho turns around and gets my fist in his face. Now it's his turn to fly through a building. He recovers pretty quick.


" Whatta ya Doin here Bub? This didn't involve no S Shields."

I glare " What involves my buds involves me ya Tasmanian Devil." He charges me.


All he gets is a heavy dose of Heat vision for his trouble. He heals right in front of me. " Pain ain't nothin' Bub, All my life has been Pain. I'm gonna give ya some now."

I laugh " Aw poowr widdle Kitty someone hurt you? Lemme go get ya a saucer of mil;k and make it better." He slashes at me. My TK field makes sure he doesn't scratch my skin, though my shirt did get totaled.

He touched my field so I can repel him. He flies in to someone's car, I crush another on top of him . He crawls out

" Kill you." he grumbles.

" Dude ya take a lickin' and keep on tickin' huh?"

I Grab him , and throw the mook out into the horizon.

HS mutters " He was mine to kill Kon."

" Dude If I didn't stop him, you'd be dead. I know your pride's hurt, that ain't all that's hurt I'm sorry. Now I'll need to take ya to a hospital, or something. "

" No Doctors!" he mutters " they wouldn't know how to fix me, Take me home."

" Sure man, where's that?" I turn around he's passed out. Great. I have no idea where he lives. Was it Germany? Oh damn! Wait I know , I'll Take him to Capsule Corp. His grandparents are there.

I hope my new flight speed,can get him from New York To California fast enough.

What was Kon Thinking?

Conner send Conner out to buy himself a car and he comes back with a Viper. Even worse , he told me that he wanted it for his Conner Kent identity. That's kind of hard to do when you have a big red S painted onto your Car.

The biggest problem with this is there is no way I can afford this car. Kon had an answer for this.

" Why don't you just go into the ocean and get some pirate treasure or somethin'?"

" Remember how Aquaman liked it last time you took treasure from the Ocean Kon?"

" Well How was I supposed to know that was his? He should mark with Property of fish face ."


" You will not disrespect one of my oldest friends!" I almost yell But I keep my calm. " Conner we're taking the car back and that's final. "

As I fly him, and the car back to the dealership, I hear " I bet you wouldn't do this to kid that speaks kryptonian this is lame!"

I thought Kon was just being just a little over cautious thinking the lost boy is some kind of trap, but this time I heard a bit of jealousy in his tone. I don't know when It comes to Conner it's complicated.

He was created from my DNA , and Luthor's when I was killed by Doomsday. Later when I came back, Project Cadmus, had told me he was created from only human DNA That as altered to give him super powers.

I should have figured that something was off when Kryptonite effected him. It didn't matter He wanted to be out of my shadow at that period any way. I gave him the Name Kon- El when I was wanting to have him help me Watch the Cadmus Project, In the Fortress, I learned he was made from a piece of me .

I think all of this plus the fact he was murdered , and came back has been pretty hard on him. " Look Conner. " We'll get you a different car ok?"

" Yeah I guess." he answers.

When We get to the dealership I'm shocked to learn the entire price has been paid off. Some unknown party had already paid the bill. I can only think of one person who would've done so, Luthor.

New car whew!

Well after a bunch of talkin, I finally convince Clark to let me get a new car. Yeah I know I can fly, but you try tellin' your girl we can make out in the tractor. So while I was workin' on Lois, ad Clark, ( Because Ma , and Pa Kent are pretty poor.)

Hotstuff annoyed Mirai , and Vampirella.

And it finally worked Clark was busy with the kid that speaks kryptonain, and you know his normal Superman/ Clark Kent stuff. I still think that kid is some kinda trap of course, no one believes Kon.

Oh well Lois tried to talk Clark out of lettin' me And Hotstuff go by ourselves. Luckily he trusted us So we get to the dealership, and this guy keeps poppin' up. How he got past my super hearing I dunno. The problem was we were given a $5,000 cap on what we could spend. Ya know what ya get when you try to only use that much money? Junk that's what.

Finally The dealer talked HS in to gettin' this sweet ride. You can see it on his blog. Me I didn't need no hagglin' I found my wheels pretty quick. I checked the Credit card to make sure it didn't say " Kent on it since I was in costume. [ I ain't sure I want to let my new friends know about the whole Conner Kent side of my life yet.


Ya know the whole secret Id thing ' not cool Well believe it or not The name on the Credit Card Was " Superman". Seems The JLA members have a stipend like the Avenger. Well any way here's the new car behold!

Oh Yeah I got a little something added to it.
Oddly when I got Showed it too Superman had this look on his face.

He just keeps staring with that expression. I don't like that look.

PAAARTAY!

Man the Civil War party has been a blast! First I show that runt Wolverine , not to mess with the "s"

Then this cool devil kid hit on Logan's daughter then slapped him around a bit It was awesome!

Supes showed up late. Some excuse about, saving a group of kids or somethin.' I Then I played his favorite Theme Song. Favorite as in he wants to ground me again.

The good news is he most irritating girl on the planet was too busy bein' mad to whine an' cry around me.

If I hear They don't respect me as a saiyan warrior one more time I'm going to slap someone! Probably Wonder man but it'll be someone. Great Rao! She must have stolen an entire roll of Tp to stuff that dress.

Speaking Of Wonderman, I found him passed out on the outside, and Me and Elixir gave him a swirlie. I guess he's called Wonder man because everyone wonders how's he's lived this long. Or why we all like to abuse him.

I hear Cassie yelling at someone , Some kid that looks like Vegeta with a leather jacket. I thought Wonder girl wasn't coming to this I guess she changed her mind.

" Yo! Mini Veg Get away from my girl!" I push this weirdo away from Cass. " What was he doin'?"

" He grabbed my butt!" she shrieks.
Huh that's weird, I mean Cass does have a nice butt It's just that the Veg clan usually don't act like that.

Anyway I tell the dork to stepoff. He says arrogantly." If you want to battle for her, that will be fine."

Cass Screeches" That's not how you do things!"

" he seems confused then goes" Oh. I guess I should study up on courtship rituals. Of course that would be one of the many things Frieza wouldn't program into my brain, hmmm maybe if I ask my older brother Trunks...."

That kid is totally weird. Not as weird as Shrunken Cain Reaper smelling That Briefs lady 's hair, but still pretty damn off. So after a while Elixir, and Hotstuff find me. ' Hey Kon , or you going to introduce us?"

"Yeah HS Josh This is Cassie or Wonder girl. My girlfriend."

" No relation too Wonder man!" she says quickly. I see My ex- Best friend Robin given' me the stink eye from across the room, I 've been meanin' to try somethin' out with my TTK. Evreyone else has a wedgie power, so why can't I?

I use the energy but instead of givin' a wedgie I tear his suit off. So there is is, in Boxers with bats all over'em. Everyone But Cass laughed as he ran outta the party. She just groaned with her face in her hands.