Sunday, February 24, 2008

Superman VS. Heroslayer

Heroslayer tries the same old tired tricks I've seen over and over. Kryptonite bullets that I dodge easily and then blast with my heat vision turning it into harmless goop.

Next his fires red sun energy at me with a gun, I suppose he doesn't realize it takes a little while for my powers to drain away under a red sun I just froze his gun until it shattered. He tried magic but he seems to only know the kind that you have to say a spell out loud

He runs away ranting about he'll defeat me yet. I know I could have ended this in a few seconds, but I want him to feel the fear Van and the others felt So I let him run to some control panel. Turns out that was a mistake.

He ran behind some lead shielding, and pushed a button. This activated a Kryptonite laser. “Ha! and now you die! To think I was afraid of someone who is too much of a pansy to kill."

Ugh! I'm not so sure which hurts more the Kryptonite or his clich├ęd villain dialogue. Problem is Doctor Doom already pulled this trick During my second team up with Spider-Man, and this kid is no Doom, he didn't learn to keep the lead a Far enough way from the ray for me to get to I Grab a piece tear off from the, I As it shields me from the K rays I throw a shard of lead destroying the ray gun.

I grab onto with a piece of lead and throw it into the sun. The hole in the roof let' the sun's rays heal me. He pushes another button and these attack robots jump me.

They use Sonics, and EM waves and more red sun blasts, it just annoys me. I crush them and find Heroslayer with a huge gun. “This is the ultimate Weapon Kryptonian!" He shoots me with it. A huge blast slams into my chest.

I smile. “It tickles.” I speed around him tearing off his armor, and weapons. “I’m finished playing Heroslayer. " I punch him with but a fraction of my power, I do so twice more.

He starts laughing. “You can't kill me I'm a ghost!"

I toss a relic I borrowed from Zatanna on his chest sealing him into that body. " I thought of that Harm."

" HA! So now you kill me Superman the one who always says killing is wrong. I'll defeat you in that way. You'll no longer be a hero."

I pick him up. " If I wanted to kill you I could have done so in the first three seconds I was here. No I want you to suffer for what you've done to men and women who've done nothing but want to help people."

" Youre going to lock me up? Ha! That's not suffering."

" Maybe if I was going to turn you in to the normal authorities But I'm letting SHIELD have you. They’re going to put you into a prison with all the Super villains that you’ve angered by killing their adversaries. Oh and I'm pretty sure Iron Man, or Reed Richards are going to experiment on you. You are a ghost inhabiting a cloned body after I’m pretty sure they'll have all kinds of studies for you."

“You can’t do that! Release me from this body!"

I look grimly. “You should have thought of that before you decided to kill friends and family of mine.

After turning him to Iron Man I stop at Cadmus and warn them to not try to clone Van or another clone of Conner again. “But we can recover his hid memories and he can live again.” Director Cannon protests.

“You didn't do it right the first time, and he suffered for your mistake through painful degeneration, let him rest in peace. If you don't I will do everything in my power to make sure Cadmus is shut down."

Now all that's left is the funeral. I have to find a way to make sure no one tries to steal his body.


Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Just another day for Superman, eh?

Justice said...

way to go S man

you know you are way cool :D

Superman said...

Jon: Pretty much

Justice; thanks.