A Meme.

Hi all. It's me again Kon-El. Aka Superboy . Well a ship hit the Earth last week and there's a freakin' baby in it. Now I don't know why , but it seems like there is some kind of baby boom in the HU.

First Vampirella has a kid with apparently a whole bunch of spirit thingies, kinky. Now vegeta, and Bulma have another two. Jeez dude, Keep it in your pants every once in a while. I mean let's count how many kids the dude has.

Trunks, Mirai Trunks , Bra (call me.) Cain Reaper these new twins I mean just because the saiyan race is nearly extinct, doesn't mean you have to repopulate the race yourself.

Let Goku cut the some of the slack. Or Gohan, Though I see why Gohan doesn't want anymore, I mean after makin' that annoyin' kid Pan I would stop too. Heh. Ok back on track here.

Supes is wanting to adopt this kid from the ship. And he has like super strength and stuff. Here's the kicker he speaks Kryptonian. I smell a trap. But hey no one ever listens too me.

But if this keeps up The HU will need like a day care center for a Justice Leauge of tots or somethin'.There maybe somethin' in the water at HU I think I'll avoid it. I'm too young to be a dad. Bein' a big brother now is weird enough.


Oh yeah Fade? Sure I'll make the party. Maybe my cousin Kara can meet a good boyfriend, And not Capitan Boomerang Jr. Or whatever he's called. And her obsession with Nightwing ain't helpin'.

Ok check this out. I young this Meme over at this cool site Dave's Longbox You put this pic, and make up your own caption about what Guy Gardener is sayin' here's mine.



" Hey Scott! Your wife was hot in the latest Playhero issue."

The war' s over and we're still fightin'

Ok Miss Martian as she calls her self, keeps smacking me into Supes' trophies. evreytime I tried to hit her, she'd fade out , then blast me with the Martian Vision.

For some reason I wasn't able to think straight. And she kept sayin' stuff like "your being bad you need to think about what your doing."


Shut up! I swing wildly and she phases through my TK field, and through my chest then she slightly solidifies hurtin' me. She then lands a right hook in my jaw, slammin' me next to The Phantom Zone Projector.

I try to use it on her an' She starts knocking stuff at me with Martian Breathe.

" It's so peachy keen" she blabbers. " I thought I was in for a fight with Super boy, since y'know Superman is known for his powers, and being the best hero on Earth."

Ok this po'ed me . I may not be Superman yet. But I'm gonna let her know Superboy ain't easy pickings. I put my hands on the floor and use my tactile Tk to toss the stuff she knocked on the floor. onto her.

I then made the stuff tighten around her with a thought. Then the stuff explodes, and White Martian comes out, this girl Is a white Martian?

" Ok Now you've been very bad!" That girlie voice coming from a monster freaked me out. She choke slammed me through the floor I barely missed the Bottle City of Kandor. And landed into the intergalactic zoo.

I am so lucky I didn't land into animal cages. Why does Kal keep all this weird stuff in his fortess? Oh well. The white thing nearly crashes into me. I think how much better I liked her in her green girl form.

Then she does something weird, she blushes. Really beginning to have doubts about her really being a white Martian. I mean I 've fought these things before, and well they totally evil. They don't you know , blush about something natural like sex.

Well since she got that reaction I let her in to my thoughts. I let her into to all the dirty little things I'd like to have done to her when I first saw her. Hey I gotta a good imagination what can I say.

She turns back into her green chick form which made the thoughts a lot easier. She was all like " Ew ! Ew! Ew! Wait is that even possible? Ew Your sick!"

She got out of my mind. Good. Now I can think. Oh man! I could have beaten her right off. She has a weakness to fire. I have heat vision. She'd been usin' telepathy to make sure I wouldn't use it.

I give her a zap of it she screams and collapses. " That's what ya get when you mess with the S!" I yell triumphantly. I then do the DX chop. " Don't underestimate The Boy of Steel Beeyoitch!"

The air changes next to me, and Superman flies up behind me . " Um oops " I say. hhehe I um didn't mean...."

" Don't worry about it Kon." he reassures." You were just excited, You did good Though you destroyed half the fortess in doing so. So how did you beat her telepathy? "

Oh man I can't tell the man I see as a father that I just perversed her to defeat. Luckily an alram interrupted us. It was the thing that scanned the news for things We should know about.

A news caster Cat Grant I think. says " This just in The registration Act has been repealed reasons for it....."

Repealed? That means it's over right?" I ask.

" Yes Conner." he smiled . " The war is over." A voice behind us giggles. " Well that's good I didn't want to fight you anyway. Oh and Conner call me."

Oh man! Like I'm not enough hot water with Cassie as it is. Then Clark just stares at me. " Well, I suppose Clark Kent should cover the story of the century, and Conner Kent, needs to get back to School."

Great.

Savin My one dad from my other dad. ( man am I screwed up!)

Well I saw Kal fight Brolly. Several times I tried to help him but those two flew so freakin' fast. I finally caught up in Metro Square The saiyan was knocked down. But Lex The guy that basically had me created, and I have some of his DNA inside me. Was Killing Superman.


I Yell "Hey Stop!" Luthor turns on me.

" Kon? My son? You live?" he runs up to me and grabs me in a bear hug. Oh man creepy old bald guy with bad breathe hugging me . I'm going to have nightmares for weeks.

Lucky he did get this close to me though. Since I used my Tactile TK to disassemble his suit. Boo yah! Man I've been hagnin' around Cyborg too long.

He seemed shocked at this don't know why the only reason he created me was a weapon against Supes, Not like he's actually You know been a dad. If anyone has It would be Clark. I knock Lex out with my pinkie finger.

Then freako Brolly. Gets up Lookin' like something Krypto dragged in once.

" Hey boy! Get away from my quarry!" He kind of wheezes out.

" yeah you can barely stand and your gonna fight me ?" I laugh. " I don't think so dude."

" Fine I will go to Heal, then I will Arrest The henchman, then I will come back for you!"

" You do that, and next time don't forget your damned shirt!"


I flew Pop, I mean Clark back to his Fortess of Solitude. I know the sun will heal him eventually. I mean he didn't get poisoned by Green K that much. At least I hope not.

Anyway. I can't just leave him laying on the streets where some goof ball will kill him. So I put him in this Sun lamp thing and hope he'll come out of it. While sitting there I hear this girly voice in my head.

" You've a bad boy Conner - Kon."

What the? I mean usually when I hear a female voice. sayin' I've been bad that turns into a good thing. But not when you can't see who's saiyn' it. Have I lost my mind?

I scan the place with X- ray Vision. Nope nothing so weird. Then she appears. " You boys didn't register, now you need to be punished for your crimes. Now don't be silly and try to fight back be a good boy, and surrender."

Ok This can't be my mind, I mean there is no way my subconscious would create someone that talks like that. Then the answer appears in front of me a Martian girl?



" Woah!" I shout because I'm like totally surprised.

" TEE HEE!" She answers . " Now Sorry for the trick, But how about we not do anything foolish, and you surrender ok? It would be so swell if I didn't have to fight a fellow Teen Titan."

You have gotta be kiddin' me here.

Man of steel Vs steroid freak.

This Person kept throwing me into apartments with complete disregard to By standers. " Look if your some kind of SHIELD Agent . Let's take this fight away from the city, and all of the people."

He laughs a sick laugh. " What does it matter if these ants are crushed by us Kryptonian? They are going to all die after I make this world my personal playground."

This total disregard for the lives of people angers me. I punch him out of the city. Then I realize that my anger has clouded my judgment. I fly after him to make sure he hadn't been hurt.


This glowing hair behemoth just had a little trickle of blood coming dripping off his nose.

" Your a saiyan aren't you?" I ask him .

" I'm the Ultimate Saiyan! I'll destroy all of those other pretenders soon enough. But for right now I work for your government. So I can fight and adapt to things like you."

This bothers me that SHIELD would use this , person as a weapon. They have completely lost all sense. This saiyan charges me knocks me into the ground. I can't believe I worried that I'd hurt this monster. He hits as hard as Doomsday.

I fly out behind him, and slam into him, he fell to his knees, then elbows me in the solar plexus. While trying to catch my breathe, he elbows me in the back of the head.

" Your weak." he finally says.

I grab his legs, and pull him down as he gets up, I unleash all of my speed into my punching him. While he's reeling I fly around him creating a mini vortex, stealing air from his lungs.

He blasts me with some green energy. That "ki" I guess The other saiyans are always talking about. I don't know why but it hurts. I'll have to study it sometime. It may actually be similar to my heat vision.

Come to think of it I've noticed a lot of similarities between me and saiyans, but many differences as well. If I can talk to one of them without getting into a fight, that is to see if any of them have had contact with Kryptonians in the past. Then again they're all likely too young Krypton probably exploded long before they came to Earth.


Well whatever I know I won't be able to have a civil conversation with this one. He keeps firing that energy. Ok if he wants to play that way. I unleash the full power of my heat vision on him.

He screams as his flesh burns. When he falls I stop. I can hear his heart from here he'll live. " Go back to SHIELD, and tell them, that you couldn't defeat me."

He moves with uncanny speed, kicking me into the air. I'm out for what seems like a second. My eyes clear, and I see I'm out almost in space, with the freak following me.

"Weak Kryptonian!" he screams . " You never had a chance!"

I dodge a swing, grab his arms and throw him into s out of the atmosphere I was thinking of letting him pass out, then brining him back to Earth. He brings up an energy field catching oxygen before I did that . I fly back to the planet for a second breathe in a huge amount of air fly back out and hit him with my freeze breathe.


He breaks out of the ice, and clamps a death lock on me . He flies us to the sun flies us too the sun , " Let's see you survive this!" he then fires a blast right into my chest knocking me into the sun. That was a mistake.

He apparently didn't do his homework on me. Or he'd know my powers are charged by the sun. I while inside the core My wounds healed, and something else happened, my powers overloaded.

I did this to myself once to defeat the Imperiex. Though this time was accidental It was in a way fortunate This saiyan is no longer stronger than I am. But in another way unfortunate. When I'm like this , I just want to hurt, what I'm fighting.


I Fly after him, striking him again, and again. I think for the first time in this creature's life he feels true pain. He flees from me ! " You Scum! You,ve bruised me hurt me! Like Kakarot ! I'll, I'll Destroy the planet you both love!"

He releases a big green energy ball, One I destroy with my Heat Vision. The explosion Knocks him back towards me . I hit him with a huge right hook knocking him back to Earth.

I follow where he lands. " Arrrrgh!" He screams charging at me He ends up slamming his face into my fists breaking his Jaw. After a couple of more strikes that knock him down The frenzy I was feeling passes.


The alien looks up at me with a " finish it" glare of defiance. Before I collapse on my knees I say " I'm Superman, And Superman doesn't kill." After I gather my wits. I'll take this saiyan To Vegeta, let him decide what to do with him.

Too bad I didn't have enough time to do this because I was soon blasted by a green ray. Kryptonite! I turn around and see Luthor in his battle armor.

" I knew you would defeat that creature alien, I suppose Agent Deacon did too." he sneers.

" Your saying your working with SHIELD too Luthor?" I gasp in disbelief.

" Yes Deacon didn't want you arrested he wanted you dead. If your arrested you'll be a symbol but If I your old enemy kill you after a botched SHIELD arrest, well it can't be traced back to them now can it? You'll pay for turning my city against me Alien! Pay with your life!"

It's been a hard last few days

When the sun went out , My powers went with them. Though it took a few days. Kara has been able to keep her powers thanks to Shield, and the uv lamps they have there. Even though I haven't been at full strength., I've been trying to save as many as I could from the vampires, and demons that have been attacking lately.



everywhere I go , I've been getting this Reminder of the unpleasantness That the Registration Act, has wrought upon us all.

But when the sun was restored, I forgot all about that , as my powers were restored. I received a message from Vampirella . She had asked me to take to this rock into the sun. I oblidged.

As I threw the rock in, I felt the last of my strength return. I Returned to Metropolis, I Had felt so good that I failed to notice this person, who flew into me at the Daily Planet.

" Your under arrest by the authority of Shield. Kryptonian. I really hope you try to resist." Who or what in Krypton's name is this person?

Goten's Fiance 'has gotten him in trouble

OK Working with SHIELD hasn't really been all bad. I can register , a lot of guys just by batting my eyes at them. Thogh I can't Find that hot Nightwing. It seems you can only find him when he wants to be found.

I've been working alongside Goten. He's pretty nice but a little shy. The problem is all the other SHIELD agents made fun of him. Though all those messed up missions were the fault , of Wonder man.

I've been his friend while he was here, which was why I was shocked that he betrayed SHIELD and helped Vegeta escape. Yet I know why he did it. He just happens to be engaged to Vegeta's daughter.

I know that bitch has convinced, probably with sex, that he should fight along side her father. The problem is he's going to lose, and his entire family are going to prison, for a long time. I don't want poor Goten to go with, I'll have to talk to him, see if I can't get him to go back to SHIELD.