Tuesday, August 01, 2006

The Cult of Conner are a bunch of A-holes.


Ok first off Robin came by here today .I don't know who all knows what's goin' on with him, and Cassie but long story short after I died they hooked up. I don't know what to think I mean on the one hand He's my best friend , on the other Cassie's my girlfriend.
it was ok when I was in the Afterlife, and I couldn't see her again. But now that I'm back again it 's just I don't know. I wanna punch his head off, I guess. Instead I made fun of his new costume .

But really look at the thing. He looks like the Bat boy. I still haven't decided if I want to come back to the Titans or not. Though from what I hear the new ones aren't that great . Ok On to the Cult of Conner.

Why do these freaks know my secret ID first name ? Ok someone must have told them from the Super hero community I guess . But still not cool! Maybe I should go around and tell some other people's secret ids to people !

Any way I'm flying around and I stop to get a gatorade. All these weirdos in hoods and robes wearing upside down s shields show up screamig at me . Some old dude yells "Heal me with your touch! "

I ain't touching old dudes especially not where he was pointing. There requests got weirder. Like someone asked me to bring her husband back from the dead. Another woman asked me to " plant my holy seed." What the?

These loons are seriously messed up. Yeah I was dead , and now I'm not but this happens all the time with superheroes. I 'm not some god people ! I know how Clark felt after the mess with Doomsday now.

I flew outta there faster than I ever have before . I'm afraid to go outside now . Maybe I should get a new costume and change my name or something.

3 comments:

Vampirella said...

poor boy

sounds like you have a FOO-Sb

Local Henchmen 432 said...

You could use "Captain Lame @$$"
that name would fit. Haw Haw.Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Kon-El said...

Well i know Hasmat boy has been taken by you as well as the amazing Bee keeper. And what else dou you have oh Vegeta's B@&^h