Friday, January 05, 2007


So I'm visiting Supes in at his apartment, he was with Capitan America they were discussing all this weird stuff that Tony Stark. Has planned for us of the super set. Me I'm tryin' not to fall asleep.

Bart calls me up on My cell phone. " Conner help me! "

" Huh?" I ask

" I'm at the Metromall Zatanna, and Dinah You gotta get me out of this."

Black Canary, and Zatanna are really hot.

The problem is when they get one of us kids to with them, they torture us. So I Go there tryin' to free Bart, by sayin' there was Titans emergency. Instead I get trapped in the evil.

"Oooh!"squeals Zatanna " We can get Conner a real costume now !"

Dinah Jumps up and down ( Nice sight but still I'm a little afraid.) " Yes it's about time "

" What's wrong with my costume?" I ask.

" It's completely lazy." Answers Dinah. "It's a shirt , and jeans."

I shrug " I'm completely lazy so it works."

" No we're going to get you new one. Let me get your measurements." ok well them getting really close was pretty cool but still it was the only the good thing out of the mess.

First I end up in this thing, I look like Super Specter.

Don't know what's up with the S- Shield.

Next They end up putting me in this thing. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

The mind boggles. I mean it's a shirt and Jeans this is what they're complaining ' about!

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Why me?

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Great this one kinda looks like my one of my old ones but ugh! Green and yellow? What the freak is up with the symbol?

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What The? Besides some different colors this is pretty much what I wear now. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Kinda like this one.

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Oh man!!! If I still lived in Hawaii, this might work. But ya know not much surfing in Kansas. At some point ( and somehow I ended up in my original costume. ) I go over to Bart. " Hey man let's get outta here while their distracted. "

" Really Conner? But what about them?"

" I dunno dude But I can't take it anymore run!"
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" How are you keeping up with me?" Bart questions.

" Adrenaline! I think ! It's not like Supes can't keep up with Flash until Wally really pours it on!"

" Yeah I really wasn't going full speed, and um did anyone actually buy the clothes your wearing?"

"Aw Man!"


Robin said...

In an outfit like Dinah has, Im surprised jumping didn't cause anything to fall out. You better pay for those clothes Conner, because the bills that Bart made because he kept forgetting to pay for those muffins is still hurting the Titans account.
But I suppose that is better than listening to Iron Man drone on.

Vince Briefs said...

pathetic no brained dork.

Anonymous said...

oh no

Professor Xavier said...

So if you can fly, what do you need that hoverboard for? Or is just a surf board?

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