Saturday, July 28, 2007

Kon: Blast from the past

After the whole red K fiasco ( and being beaten. ) I was thrown in my room, and slept a weird fever dream filled sleep. Well until I woke to find Cassie staring at me. " Are you going to be psycho now?"


" Nope. I feel about normal. 'cept I'm all sick, I felt my self slippin' outta con conciseness. " I'm sorry."

" Hey it was red K, not your fault."

I shake my Head, not that I mean everything the I 've acted since I been back, the hormone induced lusts I'm sorry. " I pass out.

I dream weird crap, like Bart dressed as the Mad Hatter and in a wrestling match with a giant bunny. The bunny turned into Inertia, and we ended up fightin' Legacy, and Ravager was yellin' about pictures or somethin'.

Then I wake up chained to to a wall and an old enemy of mine Black Zero was ranting. A quick history lesson Black Zero is me, but from another universe. Me along with the Challengers of the Unknown, and some others beat the dude, who was coming to this universe to conquer it like he had several others.


The nut jumped out of the ship that was bringing us here, and vanished in the mists of whatever that junk is outside time and space. He was ranting sayin' That he was me from the future obviously his little interdimensonal trip messed up his brain.


After watchin' him pull his own hair for a few seconds. he goes on about how Robin , and Cassie will betray me in the future, and shows me this pic.


Yeah Cass looks like she was hit with some kinda ape based mutagen. And Robin has got some kinda weird posture thing goin' that and he's got premature male patteren baldness. So yeah not my dimension.

After I make fun of him he then says something about killin' Batgirl's kids. Wants me to help him. No way I'm kinda curious what a hot girl and ugly saiyan would produce. I've got super kung fu monkey for like five dollars in the bettin' pool Bart has a transformer for five bucks. Miss Martian thinks it'll be cuddly,Ravager thinks Cassandra Cain is sterile. Jericho bet Vegeta the third. Robin and Raven refused to play, and Beast Boy thinks it'll be a bigfoot.


Any way when refused he flew off , a few minuted later he came back with Spoiler. He locks her up in chains and goes off with the classic "No one can stop my evil plan now!" Tirade.


" So he's you huh?" She asks.


" Yeah but from another reality not me in the future like he seems to think now. " I respond.

" How do you know?" She remarks.

" Because I'd never turn into him." As he flies off I start concentrating my TTK on the chain again.For the fifteen minutes he was gone I thought it was getting looser.I start again and it finally makes cracking noises. Then shatters ha! Take that adamantium! Watch it turn out to be the secondary kind don't matter though I got one hand free.


But then Spoiler frees my other hand with a lock pick. She grins. " All us Gotham vigilantes carry them on us. "

" Cool. After I recover a bit I'll fly ya back to West City, and ..." Then my stupid microscopic vision kicked in again. I can see her DNA wait a second it's kinda the same as that little blonde girl who's been hangin' around the tower. ya know that explains why she's been in tower.

My vision gets back to normal except oh no now my X-ray vision is on, and I saw a little more than I was supposed to. Um Jeez How do i explain this to Tim? I know I could just convince Kara to flash him, That oughta square things stupid increasing powers.

" Conner something wrong?" she asks.

" Yeah. My powers are off , and on wonky since I came back. , Sometimes they just increase for no reason are activate when I don't want them to. "


" Huh. Weird. Well yeah get me back to West City."


I fly her back to the city, and she's just staring at the house that was burned up She wanted me to take to the coordinates that BZ left in the grass, After she got some gear from the cave nearby.

So I drop her off , and find her team, taking on Black Zero. " I'll be back first I gotta get Kara, to help out the Titans and maybe, get them here to help you fight. "

" Where are you going?" Steph questions.


" I'm gonna get something from the Fortress of Solitude that will stop him. " I wave and leave after a cell call to Kara. I fly to the artic, and all this sudden get faster, too fast and I slam my face into the keyhole. Damn it.

After shaking it off I go into the Fortress, and go into the the armory. I'm not supposed to know that's he's got this, because it can be dangerous to all kryptonians. Or in my case half kryptonians. But I can't be helped this dude has to be stopped. I know I'm gonna get in trouble with Superman but it can't be helped.

7 comments:

Robin said...

Really, there's no need to get Kara to flash or anything, I don't really have a problem with you accidentally using your x-ray vision on Spoiler or Arrowette or

Robin said...

Rose or Empress or Miss Martian or Babs or Raven, because accidents do happen.

Superman said...

That and I've been trying to discourage that behavior

Beast Boy said...

You know what they say, with great power comes great responsibility. The great power being x-ray vision and the great responsibility being the super-female community.

Optimus Prime said...
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Optimus Prime said...

Remember young Kon-El, the right to privacy is the right of all sentient beings.

Kon-El said...

Ok thanks Rob.

Supes I know I know

Beast Boy: you still want mme to scan Starfire and describe her too you aren't you Gar?


Optimus Prime : Tell my powers that though I am lucky the X-ray vision didn't look at her organs instead.