There is some good news, and some bad news. Good news I've been named co leader of the Teen Titans. The leader is Zachary Zatara, and not only that, I signed up for the reality show LGSII.
And The Boudakai is gonna last a little longer. Well I go up to the ring with this guy "Donar". Ya know This guy's name sounds familiar somehow. Wait he's a mythological god.
Yeah it's a Celtic name for another god Greek? No that don't make no sense. Wait I remember from mythology class. Donar is..... Oh man ya gotta be kidding me. I use my x-ray Vision. on his beard .
" Oh Rao!" I declare. " Your Th...."
He punches me before I say his complete name. That was a hard punch I passed out for a second. I snap out of it I'm flying out like Hercules I use that momentum and fly at super speed, I slammed into the god.
" So what are ya doin' here?" I ask as the guy just gets up not really seeming to be hurt.
" While training you ,all you told me of this tournament interested me. I thought it would be great sport as it has been so far. I don't want to hurt you child. Give up you have defeated your rival."
" No chance you maybe a lot stronger than me but the Kon Man ain't a quitter. "
I fire some heatvision. it hurts the dude but He calls to the sky's. I barely have enough time to put up a TK shield . The electricity cuts through it like a hot knife through butter. Stupid magic.
While I'm recovering he kicks me a few times. I throw some super speed punches. They rock him, but not enough as he backhands me away.I shake the cobwebs outta my head. And try freeze breathe. I mean I ain't ever had the power before , but since I had now have super breathe Well I might have it.
After a couple of times of trying, I got it too work. It encased him in a big block of ice. That he easily shattered. Why am I not surprised? Strong winds batter into me.
Next thing I know his elbow goes into my nose. While I'm on the ground healing.I put my hand on the ring , and use Tactile Tk to make concrete explode beneath him.
While he's stunned, I go in for a kick that he grabs next thing i know He slams me into the ground like a club. as i get feeling back into my body. I notice i feel grass. Oh Man I'm outta the ring!
" Winner Donar!" The Ref shouts. As I get up Donar slaps me on the shoulder. " That last one was fine shot! it hurt me indeed! You have nothing to be ashamed of lad. You fought well, your Father will be proud."
"Thanks. " I mumble. Man I lost! This sucks! Then again I lost to a god so no biggie.
Zachary Zatara AKA Douchebag claps. " Way to lose! Now can we go back to the tower We need to train."
Where does he get off? Ordering people around? I mean I 've been a founding member of Young Justice, and this version of the Titans. Not only that but I once led the Ravers. What has Zatara done? Besides gettin' punched in the face by Black Adam I can't think of anything.
" Look I gotta go to Hacknor. I'll be back as soon as I can but I have to go like now. "
" What? Your not going anywhere Mr. Man!" He orders. " We have to to train."
" Wow I can't believe it I snicker. " Your mad voice is much higher than Robin's But look i signed up for this thing long before the whole Boudokai mess. And I gotta go. I'm sorry dude but I'm taking my vacation. And I'll tell ya , I'll be glad to be away from you.
I look over to uptight Vincent and Cass who's staring at him in a way that says " I want to have your saiyan puppies." Or cubs or whatever the heck ya call them. "Hey Vince want my place in the Titans until I get back? "
He snorts. " The way Titans have been dying lately? No thanks I want to live."
Cass hits him. " You... should say yes."
" What why? " Vince protests.
I leave the two lovebirds to their fight. And intercept Vegeta on his way to the ring. " Hey um ho do you get to Hacknor?"
" Why do you want to know?" He sneers. " There is a transporter outside of West City. Probably one outside of Metropolis too. Not staying to see the final round eh?"
" Nah Man! I'm like totally late for LGS!"
He laughs. " They are doing that again are they? Farewell. "
" Yeah HS, Said he'd tape the next couple of fights for me. So later!"
Before I fly toward West City, Cass stops me. " Your... leaving Earth?"
" Yeah. Why you wanna hit me in the crotch again?"
" You know... Why I hit you there... I don't want to be stuck in middle of your fight. And I .. Um care for ... him I don't want him to be hurt."
" I get it I really do." I answer. " Look I'm all for having a truce, i don't even know why we were fightin' If that's all Cass I gotta go."
"Will you be gone... forever? Is it because I hit you there? I'm sorry... don't go. ... you.. Vincent .. and Vella are the only ones who trust me... My only friends since Steph died. "
I'm stunned. " It has nothing to do with you kiddo. Man Your a little paranoid huh? Batman will be proud."
" Paranoid?" she asks.
" Never mind you really don't need to know what it means.I'm not leaving forever I'll be back. Just taking a vacation like Robin , without the drunken slurring." I pat her on the head. " I'm only a little mad at you Dingbat."
" So your coming ... back? Dumb Jock?"
" Yup."She hugs me and don't notice the sign I tape to her back that says Kon Is better than Vincent. Thus my lame vengeance is complete !I fly to the thing that in West City that has a bum sleeping on it.
I mess with it a bit and it finally starts up,and asks " Where do you want to go? Dex's Diner? " Um where? " Tatooine" Huh? "Sky City?" Um. "Daxam?" Yeah a planet where I'll have no powers I really wanna go there. " Hacknor? "
Yes! I push the button, and after the taste of tin foil. I'm there. Me and the bum. Who slurs. "Man that must have been some good liquor."
"Uh Yeah." I say "I'm only in your mind." I gotta figure out where I go from here.