Heya Kara here, I just found out All that crystal nonsense was some bimbo testing me to see if I was a universal anomaly or some junk. Whatever, Whore! I totally beat you good.
Anyway Something really bad has happened that effects all the meta human women of the planet badly maybe the whole Universe! Man it's even worse than My cousin Conner's after saiyan war party with that stupid hot tub he built on Hacknor then installed in Titan's Tower
Seriously X-23 you can do better . And Conner isn't that your friend's ex? I mean I don't know about Earth but Krypton has rules about that sort of thing. Starfire I don't know what's in that wine glass there but I know you drank too much of it to be where you are. And Cassie Why In Rao's name are you putting up with that? I was so speechless to see you there twirling your lasso like an idiot.
I am so glad I talked Vella out of going to the tower that night. That would have probably traumatised her. Or Conner would have done something that would get him killed by like a saiyan executioner or something.
But no this tragedy is worse than my idiot clone of a cousin. And that's saying something. No it's this! It's so bad That I really can't look again, if you have like some kinda condition that will be affected by seeing things that should never happen like totally look away now!
It makes me cry every time I see it. Damn you Jason Todd! You can punch Robin in the face all you want, But when you do that to Nightwing!!! GRRRRRRRAAARRRR!!!!
Why? Is it because your lame pick up lines and bad breathe scare away superheriones , that you have to try and punish us all by hitting Nightwing there? Well we are not going to let you get away with that! We're going to hunt you down Jason Todd , and ,and well we'll do something bad. And no amount of lame net lingo will save you!
So watch out Red Hood! And oh yeah guess what? I told Jimmy Olsen your Secret Identity! Yeah like everyone knows it now! Ha! Excuse me I gotta go smack Conner for laughing at the Nightwing injury. Get better soon Nightwing!