Wonder woman and Batman are after me to try to put some kind of controls on Kon-El After the so called "Hot tub incident. Wonder Woman is concerned about Wonder Girl's mental state. Since well she didn't try to crush X-23. And Starfire. Roy Is yelling at me that he somehow controlled Starfire.
He can't control a vacuum cleaner I doubt he controlled her. I also doubt she wanted anything more than to sit in the hot tub. Batman who's still mad that Conner used to date his precious Cassandra.
Bruce I think you should worry more about the half saiyan that's with her now. So Ok Bruce Stop suggesting thing like a Kryptonite chastity belt. Diana o More neutering suggestions. Our Wally's idea.
The Flash ran up to me and said " I have two words for Conner ! Salt. Peter."
So I had a talk with him about it. " Conner the way you've been acting towards girls lately Inappropriate."
" What have I done?" he protests.
" The hot tub thing for starters."
" Ok No one did anything in the hot tub, Kara is blowing that waaaay out of proportion. "
" Ok How about how you were acting in LGS 2?" I ask.
" I was tryin' to get ratings and stay on the show!" He protests. Besides your not really one to talk there Supes."
" What are you talking about Conner?"
" I found this pic the other day, in your trunk, that you keep at the Kent Barn. "
He shows me this.
" Great Krypton! Now um Conner... I Um... "
" Don't worry about it. " He laughs. " I seem to get it honestly. Don't worry I'll probably settle down someday. But tell me this wasn't your idea to confront me about this was it? it was Oh I dunno Batman? I mean the dude hasn't had a date since the Macraena was popular. "
I couldn't help but laugh at that one a little bit. But now I'm a little worried that Conner got his roving eye from something in my genes.