Thursday, November 29, 2007

Ah!

Okay I know the whole Cass bot was a bad idea, I get it. But in my defense I did go days without sleep before thinkin' of it. And Cassandra Cain is pretty much the only one who isn't pissed about it.

HS thinks his punishment is bad. Washing windows at SHIELD HQ? Pfft! I had to clean the Intergalactic Zoo in Superman's fortress you do not wanna see the droppings of the metal eatin' monster believe me. And I gotta keep dodgin' the Starro, and The Black Mercy.

Also I gotta clean the bottle city of Kandor. Not the bottle the damned city itself. And Of course I'm shrunk down in it with no powers. Oh and finally the most fun of all Training with Batman.

Well not really trainin' per say it's just an excuse for Bats to wail on me for an hour in a red sun room. And since he read my blog comments and saw me dissin' him well he's added Adamantinum gloves for extra fun.

So Now that I was finally able to go back to the tower, and just deal with the lesser of two evils Robin, well I wasn't expecting him to Poke me with a broom or bake a lasagna just to throw at me. Robin and his danged tasty tasty revenge.

I wish I hadn't laughed when he said he was a virgin though. I mean that was mean. Even though I can't figure out how that happened. I mean the bat family, have girls all over them. Look At Bats last week at this Christmas charity event.



Then there's chicks like Tarantula, and Talia who just take what they want from Bats and Nightwing. Even Jason Todd has Vella running around after him. Let me restate Red Hood, Who dressed like an evil tootsie roll pop, has a girl stalking him.

When I was talking to Kara bout this, she rolled her eyes. "You know Conner tim Thinks before he leaps unlike you if you weren’t half Kryptonian I don't doubt you'd have a thousand STDs now."

I glare. " Your one to talk. "

" Hey when your evil father uses you as a weapon you can talk Kon."

" Um hello? Lex? "

She shakes her head. "Rao! We are screwed up. But hey, I learned from my mistakes you just seem to keep making the same ones over and over. Also Tim is just waiting for the right one nothing wrong with that. Unlike you who has to keep hurting miss right for whatever reason."


I ain't tryin' to hurt Wondergirl it's just that... "

I'm interrupted by this blonde dude who says. "Excuse me?"

"Hey rude Starbucks customer guy leave me.. Wait do I know you?"

"Yes. It's been a long time Kid. Glad you got rid of the bowl haircut. Though I miss the leather jacket. "

" It wasn't a bowl Ben, it was a fade and it was better than that hoodie you used to wear, Though I must admit your Spidey costume was awesome. So your back from the dead too huh?"

" Yeah, and of all people I have Booster Gold to thank for that. I'll tell you about it sometime. though I'm here now for a bit of a recruitment drive."

Supergirl makes a coughing sound. "Want to introduce me Conner?"

“Yeah sure this is Ben Reilly, Aka The Scarlet Spider. Another clone, though he's A Spidey clone so he's a bit hated and all that and he owes me a rematch for the fight he cheated in when he beat me."

" I did not cheat Kid you blundered on your own." He protests.

"Okay so recruitment for a job? Me?"

Ben sighs. "No. I wanted to have you along but the boss wanted your cousin. "

"Oh and who's the Boss?" He's outside. We go to see him and why am I not surprised?




" I told you not to bring him into this Scarlet Spider!"

" Outta What?" I ask. " let me guess this something Superman wouldn't like isn't it?"


"Hh." he responds " Most likely, although it needs to done. Clark will just have to deal with it."

" And what's it?" I ask again.

" I had considered you Conner. You have Impressed me with some things like defeating Vincent at the tournament. Capturing Black Zero, and several other villains, though your blatant immaturity has outweighed that. The constant womanizing, the putting up billboards that spread lies about Robin. The dancing with Stephanie while you had a noble goal, you went about it the wrong way putting Robin in an emotinal crisis.and finally, The Batgirl love bot. You've proven to me that you aren't ready to graduate from the Titans yet, in fact you may need to be demoted to the Power Pack so you can be around others of your own emotional level. Kara you on the other hand have impressed me. You are ready."


" What 're you quittin' the JLA Again?" I query.

"No. I am staying in the JLA the less you know about what I’m doing the better. Conner. Kara? What is your answer?"

"Tell me what your offering Bruce and we'll talk ." She smiles.

" Fine meet me at the Batcave." he starts walking over to the Batwing With Ben in tow."

"So what does Tim think about you recruiting from his team eh?" I yell.

"He doesn't know, and when he does he'll just have to deal with it."

Damn. Looks like Bats is in full jerk mode again.

5 comments:

Robin said...

Arrowette, Secret, Ariana Dzerchenko, Darla "Lynx" Aquista, Courtney Whitmore, Stephanie Brown, Zoanne, Cassandra Sandsmark...and having any relation to Dick means that you get hit on a lot.
Kara's right, I am waiting for the right person.

And why does Batman always do this crap to me?
Oh God...

Dick "Robin" Grayson said...

Batman is not a jerk!

And, and...why is everything so different and less nicer?

TX said...

can I terminate... er I mean Join?

Robin said...

“Okay I know the whole Cass bot was a bad idea, I get it.”
Hey, at least you tried? Right? As immature as it was, it isn’t like you were gonna get the ghost out of your hair any other way.

“Oh and finally the most fun of all Training with Batman.”
Now you’ll know not to complain when you train with me, I mean at least my training works for you and I only punish you when you deserve it.

“Robin and his danged tasty tasty revenge.”
Hey, you tought my lasagne was tasty? Well, it’s not like I don’t know that my food is good but it’s just nice to hear it from someone.

“I wish I hadn't laughed when he said he was a virgin though. I mean that was mean. Even though I can't figure out how that happened.”
Conner, I’m not even feeling bad over that so why should you? I expected you to do a lot worse, like try and get me to sleep with someone. Secondly, Steph has pet-named me the "Boy Virgin", “Boy Wonder”, "Boy Wonderful", "Hound Wonder"...Steph is full of them.

“Then there's chicks like Tarantula, and Talia who just take what they want from Bats and Nightwing.”
Ewwwwwww, really, you’re making them sound like male prostitutes.

“Let me restate Red Hood, Who dressed like an evil tootsie roll pop, has a girl stalking him.”
Tootsie roll pop? Wing’ says he dresses like a Big Mean Strawberry Lollipop. I just think he dresses like an idiot.

“I don't doubt you'd have a thousand STDs now”
Okay, if Nightwing doesn’t have a thousand STDs I highly doubt that YOU would. Really. Hell, if Nightwing doesn’t have a thousand STDs then nobody has an excuse if they do.

“I ain't tryin' to hurt Wondergirl it's just that...”
It’s just that what? I mean, I have a high tolerance of things such as death, you, Bart (until he died), pain and alcohol. But some of the stuff you do to her makes me so angry (hence why it may seem that I just randomly punish you with more training or chores for no reason). I mean, when you do some of the stupid freaking things that you do it makes me realise how much I care about Cass.
I mean, uh, want a Chewy Peanut Butter Cookie?!

“The dancing with Stephanie while you had a noble goal, you went about it the wrong way putting Robin in an emotinal crisis.”
Hey it takes more than that to put me in to an emotional crisis try death, death…oh and um, death.

“Demoted to the Power Pack”
No way! You’re a great Teen Titan!

“He doesn't know, and when he does he'll just have to deal with it.”
Emotional crisis initiating in 3…2…1….BREAKDOWN!

Superman said...

hmm looks Like I'm going to have to have a long talk with Bruce