Saturday, November 17, 2007

Kon: Misadaventures in Ghost busting finale

HS tried to talk me outta my brilliant idea. " Kon girls are sensitive about that kind of thing dude Cass will think it's a violation. And Shiara.... "

" Dude Cass Don't even know what the word violation means. Things that would bother most chicks don't even register to her. Besides I got 'er permission before doin' this she said and I quote As... long.. as I don't have... to touch Zero . Also with Shiara you are whipped buddy. "

" She's okay with a robot that looks like her doing it with a dead guy?"


" Yup ." I shrugged.

He eyes me suspiciously. " Did she understand what you were saying?"

" Uh huh. And once again she said as long as she didn't have to do it."

" Have you ever thought about how Zero is gonna accomplish this? I mean he's intangible. "

Ya know I did but with all the time I've been havin' not bein' able to sleep. I kinda forgot what I came up with. I look over to some Robin robot that Supergirl built so she can destroy it every time he gave her an order she didn't like.

" He can use the Robin bot, Ya know possess it. "

HS slaps his face. " That's wrong in so many ways." I keep thinking there was something Supes told me not put in the robots I build but I can't remember what.Damn exhaustion.

Any way the with the bot I fly to Titans' Tower. I convince Zero to possess the Robin bot. And we HS,and Cass bot in San Fransisco. Zero/ Robin Bot puts lame moves on on the Cass bot.

It didn't matter she liked it.
They apparently made a spectacle of themselves. There were people yelling " I thought those two were... eeeeew!" I guess they don't know the real Batgirl, and Robin ain't really kin just both adopted by Bats.

Never really got why Rob never went for it. Instead he fixes her up with antisocial half saiyan. If it was fear of Batman, or if he really thought of her as a sister. That or she ain't interested either way no reason to punish her with with fixing her up with That Vincent loser.



Me and HS go back to Titan's Tower , and start playing the new Smackdown VS Raw game. My Kon character was beating HS' character when Wonder Girl Rushes in. " Okay Conner what did you do?"

" I know ya've been made Titan's Leader until Rob comes back but..."


She glares." That's the problem I know for certain Robin and Batgirl are both in Gotham. And yet they are on television, making a porno on the San Fransisco roof tops, It's all over the news right now! And I know you Conner. You have something to do with it. "

" Okay I made a Cass Bot and Zero is in side the Robin Bot. "

" Great Hera Conner! That's so sick! HS Why did you let him do this?"

" I tried to talk him out of it." HS complains.

Cassie, changes the channel to show us the grossness I don't wanna see that. But for some reason That Future Kid that had threatened Black Zero sometime back was there. He pulls Robin bot off of Cass Bot and sneers.

" A robot, eh? I don't know who it is that's decided to lure me out with this insult. But I will do to them what I do to you!" He rips the Robin Bot in two. And the Zero Ghost stands there.

" Hey Mister that's my girlfriend, and you interrupted a tender moment. "

Cain stares. " Huh. Mother never mentioned you. She mentioned some guy that was called Black Wind she had a crush on Kon-El, my father and a couple of others but not you. Why do you suppose that it is spirit?"

" She was too hurt after my death?" He stutters.

" I doubt that. " Cain snorts. " Anyway that is not my mother , but a mockery it has no life force. But as for you Dragon Flame!"

The ghost sets on fire. Cain sneers. " It's magic fire it can even hurt you there is only one way to stop it. Move on to the next plane of existence! Reincarnate go to Heaven or Hell or whatever I don't care! Just leave this world!"

The ghost vanishes then Cain looks at the Cass Cain Bot. Who whines "I liked that Why did you stop it?"

This just makes the saiyan growl. " One of the few people who didn't treat me like some kind of beast, and your very existence mocks her. I will not have it!"

Then I remember what that part was I wasn't supposed to put in was. It gave the Cass Cain Bot superhuman strength This just pissed off the hybrid dude. Who became a supersaiyan.

He blasted the robot with something called a " Big Bang Attack." Then he stares at the news camera. " Whoever is responsible for this I will find you ! And you will feel my wrath!"


Me and HS Both do that gulping thing you do when when your scared. The look in his eyes was freaky. Insane freaky.

Wonder girl sighs. " Perfect you two ticked off a psychopath. "

" Me?" HS shouts. " I didn't do anything!"

" Hey there's no way Bruce can trace it back to us. We got away Scott free. " I reassure. Until we hear this " Ahem." behind us. We turn and see our dads!

Shit.

6 comments:

Robin said...

"Never really got why Rob never went for it.": Well, you know it may've had something to do with the fact I was dating Steph and then Cass Sandsmark.

"Instead he fixes her up with antisocial half saiyan.": Hey, I can fix people up with whoever I want.

"If it was fear of Batman, or if he really thought of her as a sister.": I'm not scared of Batman, you are. But I'm not and the only Robin/Batgirl relationship I think Bats would disapprove of is if Dick and Cass started dating.

However, I know a large part of me should feel like kicking YOUR ass for the ROb/Cass bot thing. BUT, I know that your gonna get your ass kicked by Supes, Mirai, Vincent and Cass (if they find out), Batman, maybe Jason and Dick.

So, I'll just sit back and watch the ass kicking.

Kon-El said...

"Well, you know it may've had something to do with the fact I was dating Steph and then Cass Sandsmark."

Ya coulda tried for a Cass Sandwhich, or a Spoiler Batgirl one just sayin'.

"Hey, I can fix people up with whoever I want. "

And ya choose a guy who makes Ravager seem nice and adjusted?

"I'm not scared of Batman, you are."

Nuh - Uh!


"But I'm not and the only Robin/Batgirl relationship I think Bats would disapprove of is if Dick and Cass started dating."

I think there are laws against that, So that means he wouldn't mind Jason Cass? creepy.

"However, I know a large part of me should feel like kicking YOUR ass for the ROb/Cass bot thing. "

Good luck with that.

"BUT, I know that your gonna get your ass kicked by Supes, Mirai,"

Supes just took away my video games, and car Wont let me go to the Tower 'till December, and Mirai is only going to mess with HS. i still get to go to the pre Thankgiving party at HU Ha!

" Vincent and Cass (if they find out), "

I've beaten Vinnie boy once before. And cass already said she didn't care. ( though The whhole public thing wasn't in my plan Stupid dumbass Zero.)

"Batman, maybe Jason and Dick."

If they get superpowers soon then I'll worry.

"So, I'll just sit back and watch the ass kicking."

Which would only last brief moments you have to have Kara on your team 'till i come back so not sure which one of us is gettin' punished here.

Vince Briefs said...

keep it up Kon and I'll shut your arrogant mouth for you.

TX said...

a bot hmmm thinking of a plan

Robin said...

“Ya coulda tried for a Cass Sandwhich, or a Spoiler Batgirl one just sayin'.”

Well don’t say it, I actually respect women.

“And ya choose a guy who makes Ravager seem nice and adjusted?”

Does it matter? They’re happy! Isn’t that important? Anything that makes Cass happy I’ll stand for.

“Nuh - Uh!”

Uh-huh! Times infinity, add infinity, cubed by infinity, to the power of infinity! HA!

“I think there are laws against that, So that means he wouldn't mind Jason Cass? creepy.”

Well technically Cass is legal so actually in some freaky alternate universe who knows. However Jason was such a bad Robin he doesn’t count.

“Good luck with that.”

Fine I’ll get Star and Cass to kick your ass because I’m angry at you. Yes I know I shouldn’t be, but I’ve got a lot of pent up rage and you’re the easiest target, then Beast Boy and if he’s not their it would have to be Boomerang.

“Supes just took away my video games, and car Wont let me go to the Tower 'till December, and Mirai is only going to mess with HS. i still get to go to the pre Thankgiving party at HU Ha!”

Hmm, remember I promised to get you a new car because I busted yours. Well I change my mind and if you get a new one I’ll just take that and screw it up too!

“I've beaten Vinnie boy once before. And cass already said she didn't care. ( though The whhole public thing wasn't in my plan Stupid dumbass Zero.)”

Yes you’ve beaten ‘Vinnie’ (are you hiding something?) but VINCENT and Cassandra?

“If they get superpowers soon then I'll worry.”

I wouldn’t be surprised if Batman found a way. Really.

“Which would only last brief moments you have to have Kara on your team 'till i come back so not sure which one of us is gettin' punished here.”

I like Kara on our team, she’s a great team worker and really nice. She had to leave the Outsiders or you’d have a adamantium-cut-up cousin.

Kon-El said...

"Well don’t say it, I actually respect women.'

Yeah no one really goes for that. I think all the porn is affecting my brain.

"Does it matter? They’re happy! Isn’t that important? Anything that makes Cass happy I’ll stand for."

Yeah but it ain't helpin' her who;le tryin' to be seen as ahero again. At best all Vincent will ever be is an anti hero.Unless we all start acceptin' a selfish bastard like Vegeta as a hero.

"Uh-huh! Times infinity, add infinity, cubed by infinity, to the power of infinity! HA."

Nuh- Uh To the Damn!Ya got me.Still not afraid of Bats. he's like my creepy disapproving uncle. Who buys me cars while lecturing me.

"Hmm, remember I promised to get you a new car because I busted yours. Well I change my mind and if you get a new one I’ll just take that and screw it up too!"

touch my new car, and your bike and red car will become one. ( And ya kinda did buy this one . Check your allowance from Bruce.)

"However Jason was such a bad Robin he doesn’t count. "

HA!

"Fine I’ll get Star and Cass to kick your ass because I’m angry at you. Yes I know I shouldn’t be, but I’ve got a lot of pent up rage and you’re the easiest target, then Beast Boy and if he’s not their it would have to be Boomerang."

Why are ya angry at me? I tried to help ya with Spoiler, and this is the thanks I get? do something about that rage, Go with steph somewhere. Heck i'll pay for it, look if ya keep this up ya could end up joinin' Ra's Al Ghul Or something.

Yes you’ve beaten ‘Vinnie’ (are you hiding something?) but VINCENT and Cassandra?


Which Cassandra? Cain Don't care. And Sandsmark is already punishing me with the nagging.

"I wouldn’t be surprised if Batman found a way. Really."

Well he does have files on how to stop evreyone....

"I like Kara on our team, she’s a great team worker and really nice. She had to leave the Outsiders or you’d have a adamantium-cut-up cousin."

I forget she ain't annoyin' evreyone else as much as she used to, And me and her have the sibling rivalry thing goin on.