Saiyan invasion.

King Vegeta,has been threatening us with invasion. Now he finally did it. The saiyans have been invading small countries. It was now time to strike back. And was ready to engage.

" Surrender now!" Yells Tony Stark. " You people will not like our response to your acts of war believe me. " I can tell he's been drinking again. Actually anyone can tell Stark is off the wagon. This is going to be interesting.

The so called "king." Laughs. " Your of no interest to us tin man! I won't even talk to no powered trash like you!"

Looks like I have to step up. " Why are you doing this ? We've never did anything to you saiyans!"

He grins. " Ah a Kryptonian, seems ours is not the only race that was only thought to be dead. What you've done is weaken my boy! He actually protects these sniveling little worms instead of building an empire."

" That's what this is about?" I ask unbelieving. " Disappointment in your son?"

He laughs. " No! it's about building the empire I should have had, if not for Frieza! Our race is a race of conquest. And this planet will be the first, and with the powers some of you have, the empire will be that much easier to build!"

I glare, "That's not going to happen. "

He laughs and orders the other saiyans to attack. I fly straight for him. " Ha! You come from a race of scientists Kryptonian! I come from a race of warriors! "

I punch him in the jaw before he can finish whatever it was he was going to say, I'm swarmed by aliens then. I knock them all off. Except this one, that inexplicably fires heatvison.

" Me Mungo! prince of Saiyans! you hurt daddy! Me hurt you!" His powers weren't unlike my own. In fact more so than any saiyan I've ever seen. The king screams " Show him your the strength born of Daxamite, and a saiyan boy!"


Well that explians it. So I can go all out. I give him a punch as hard as I can which knocks him into the air, and he falls to the land below. " Me hurt! " He screams.

Damn it did I hit him too hard? Vegeta can take a full powered shot. Then evreything goes insane. Ships come out of the water, And people from Namor's undersea kingdom attack. Us.

The saiyan king maniacally laughs. " We've made allies here. Others who think like us."

Namor slams into me. " Imperious Rex!" I have no idea why he's siding wth the saiyans. Though he has been goaded by Stark. Into a cold war. I Give him a dose of Heat vision, and am surprised to find, Black Adam coming after me.

" Grarr! My families dead! I must kill everything!"

And I thought he was insane before. he flies behind me shouting " fuzzy Bunnies!" where magic lightning strikes me. Then Mungo comes after me again.

The two of them beat on me.

Namor complains to King Vegeta. "That is not the Honorable way to defeat someone as noble as him!"


" Nevermind!winning is all that matters!" The king dismisses.

Son Goku Jumps for at Namor, and King Vegeta, And he's blasted, by several Altanteans. This is the last thing I see before, I black out.

I wake up in some kind of cell with red sun lamps. And Son Goku Was in another cell. kept a sleep, by some kind of gas. I need to start thinking about how to get out of this one.

Where is evreybody?

I was eliminated from LGS2And How do I feel about it? Not bad really. I had some fun while I was there. But I was startin' to get a little homesick. That and was I was a little disturbed by how good looking a freaking Lohan robot was.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I don't want to be Magneto! Who knows how it starts? I mean first the attraction to an artificial life form, then ya may start thinkin' " You know pink may not be so bad. " and then your draped in pink , wearing a bucket on your head!

So I'm at Titans Tower , and it's freakin' empty! Not even the Starbucks people are here. what in Rao's name happened? I use the super hearing and hear a heartbeat in the basement.

I fly down there, a bit, and see what I've only hear about from Bart. The infamous cloning lab. Yeah the Memorial displays too Spoiler, and Tim's parents don't really bother me, And I guess the one with my shirt in it does weird me out so I just take my shirt.

This voice yells " That's not yours! it's mine! " I look over to see this....thing.


There's only one response to seeing a green half me, half Robin. " YAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

It screams the same way, and smashes through the wall. Oh great, and now it's loose. I try to find it, But that thing is long gone. Ok so now back to where is everyone?

I guess maybe I should see if if there's some kind of emergency, Ok next stop Watchtower, just hope Robin didn't accidentally create anymore weird clones.

Meanwhile at the Watchtower.

Vengence on the Saiyan Prince: The next generation.

The whole " Tiny" pic that Vincent put up on the 'net, has distracted me at LGS 2 So much that Henchman yelled at me telling me to get my head back in the game. OK. So I'll have to do something to pay a certain teen aged version of Vegeta back.


Because after thinking about it a little I doubt Cass Cain, really knew what Vince was doing. Or didn't know how much it would mess with me . I remember for a second, the monologuing ranting psycho she was under Slade's drug. But that's over now, I mean she ain't really bad.


But Vince Briefs? Yeah that kid was born bad. Or he learned it from nut job daddy whichever. Yeah I bet this was all his idea. I ain't sure what that punk has against me, but I know he's been pissed at me ever since he could walk or talk.


That's why I came back to Earth, And Put these all over West City, and Capsule Corp.

Bwhahahahahhahaha! I even taped them all over his room. At least I think it was his room, I mean there was this picture in there.

First off I'm sure Batman would have a heart attack if he saw that. But second what bothered me was I saw a teddy bear on the bed in there. Which kind of made wonder if that was Vincent's room, or Does Dr. Bulma need to pay for some therapy for that boy ?

Or it could be Vella's room, but why would the bikini pic of Cass be there? Unless? Vella? and Cass?

Mmmm Vell's supersaiyan form. I mean ... um great if Wondergirl don't kill me Veg head will. Oh well I better get back to Hacknor before one of those saiyans catch me here.

The things I hear.

Mostly I tune out things with my super hearing because well for the most part it's pretty boring. Mostly people ordering food or something. But every once in a while I'll hear something funny, Like Batman say" I hope no one knows I know I wear a girdle."


Or Vegeta talking baby talk to his wife that's hilarious. But sometimes i hear things I don't really want to hear like this for example.

I can safely tell you mister , it's not. And why would you hope... Never mind I don't want to know.

A simple capture becomes a brawl.

The Question had drawn the so called Heroslayer out in the open, now me and the Batman just had to finish him. I grabbed Question away from him, while Batman rained Punches and kicks down on the person formerly known as Super Shield.

" You Fool! " Slayer yells . You couldn't hurt this body even if you wanted too! Even if you could it's just a shell you can't hurt me.

" Hnh Let's put that to the test. " Batman growls taking out A set of metal gloves from his belt. Before he can put them on slayer knocks him down, I pull The mad man off of Bruce.


He takes out a gun and before he can shoot it a batarang knocks it away. " We already no of your kryptonite ordinance, do yourself a favor "Shield stop now. Before your seriously hurt. "


I pull the mask off and the former hero smiles manically . " Sorry Super Shield isn't at home right now.Only Heroslayer."

I Punch him at about half of my full strength, knowing he may be durable, but he's not invulnerable. " Give up this senseless battle. "

He yells something in some arcane language and I'm knocked back, great magic. While I'm recovering Bat man punches slayer with a hard "clang" . Heroslayer falls but grabs his hood, and replaces it " Who's martial arts style should I download. I have it a combination of your little girl sidekick and Wolverine ."

Expendable claws come out of his gloves. And He starts to systematically tear Batman apart too bad he forgot about me. I speed around him taking the air from his lungs. " that's the problem with spells Heroslayer, You actually have to be able to talk to use them. "


He passed out , it would have ended there if not for a familiar voice cool calm voice saying. " You've done your work Now let me kill him!"


" Deathstroke!" Batman shouts. " There will be no more lives lost He's going to prison to pay for his crimes!"

The Terminator laughs. " Don't be ridiculous! We both know he'll escape. My way is the only way. Now get out of the way Or lose your lives as well. "

" That's not going to happen ." I declare.


" Foolish Kal-El. Titans East! Take them down! I really don't care what you do to the heroes! But Heroslayer dies here Today!"

As I was about to make a move I felt my powers draining. A girl who for some reason reminded me of my old Legion teammate Sun Boy, Blasted me with with Red solar waves. A kid that looked like Kid Flash hit me thousands of times then this voice Shouts " Yes! Him am not my father! everyone but me fight him!"



" Kon! Great Krypton! What happened to you?"

" Me am Kon! Me am not Match!" The Bizzaro slams it's fist in my nose. This is Match ? last time I saw him he was an albino with white hair, and had no interest in me as a father figure what so ever. He must be degenerating.


Meanwhile Batman defeats Duela Dent And a girl dressed like Riddler, Only to be knocked down by Deathstroke. " Stay down Batman ! That scum isn't worth your life! he tired to kill my children and he must pay!"

"It doesn't work like that!" Batman replies.

" Too bad. " Slade remarks. But before he can plunge a sword into Bruce's chest Batgirl is actually dropped from the sky and Punches Slade. " I should kill you for the way you used me Slade... Lucky for you I don't kill."


" Still denying your heritage I see Miss Cain?" Deathstroke mocks.

She ignores him, and turns to Batman . " Are you hurt?"

" No. But how? You can't fly."

A voice above him announces. " No Bats! But I can !" It's Vegeta's youngest son Verne? No that's not it. Floating above the scene with his sister. " oh yeah For saving your life? Your welcome." His gaze moves over to Slade. " Cass won't tell me what you did to her but I know one thing If she won't put you down I will."

Deathstroke chuckles. " And what are you? Her attack dog? Go home little boy, and fight someone at your own skill level. "

The boy's hair turns gold and he clotheslines Terminator through a wall. Wish i could warn him that Deathstroke has plenty of experience fighting, and defeating those who are stronger, and faster than himself. but I have my own problems with Match.

Until the girl blasts him off of me. " He'll recover pretty soon What's wrong Superman? Why is your power level so far down? "

" That sun girl keeps blasting me with with red solar energy. "

" Oh so if I beat her you'll be OK?" the girl asks

" Something like that." I tell her.

Unfortunately she's attacked by the former Hero Risk. " You ain't takin' any one down Monkey Girl!"

For the first time ever I see the look that comes over her father's face when he's insulted. " What did you just call me?"

" Monkey Girl?"

" That's what I thought you said!" Now she transforms and attacks while Match tackles me again.

Meanwhile Batman is yelling at oracle through his head set. "Did you call those children here?"

" yes .Man informant gave me information that Calculator has been tracking Heroslayer for Slade. I thought you'd need back up , against Titans East."

" Why didn't you call the Teen Titans?" Batman Growls.

" I did they should be there at any moment."

While Batman is distracted, and I finally get Match off of me. ( Until the next red solar blast. ) Herolayer recovers, and And guffaws. " Ms. Cain, I see you've been favoring your ribs. " He punches her in the aforementioned area. " Now stay back all of you or i break her her little neck !"

She headbutts him. And slips away from his grasp, as she recovers Conner slams into him. I didn't know he came back from Hacknor. A plane carrying the rest of the Titans Sans Robin lands and they start striking out against the Titans East.

Kon Glares At Cassandra Who's gripping her rib cage. " Hey what are you doin' spreading the rumor around that I'm small ya know down there? What was all that moanin' Fake or something? " You know the mystery of Nightwing's dislike for Kon is starting to become clearer. If he did what he's suggesting with Batgirl.

The two of them have a stare off. Until Batgirl Strikes him saying "Focus."


" My boy, is about to make a mistake , and kill Slade, or Slade will kill him, And your worried about a stupid prank? .... You Suck." She turns around and runs toward the fight with her boyfriend and Deathstroke. While Kon sits there dumb founded.

Heroslayer Laughs. " You always were a fool Superboy!"

" Don't act like you know from one fight dude!" Conner yells.

" We've fought more than that." Slayer taunts.

" Conner!" Warns Raven." That man is possessed by a demon!"

" Right you are! Slayer announces. " And Kid Flash, Slobo, Wonder girl all know me! But I had a different name then! Harm.


" Harm!" Conner challenges. " Why don't you ever stay dead?" The three member of the former Young Justice attack their enemy while Zachry Zatrra is knocked out by the strange"kid Crusader."

Meanwhile Raven talks Duella into switching sides, and Sun Girl, starts yelling to miss Martian about how she's her slave in an alternate future. Luckily for me She fires yellow sunlight At the girl who dodges it, allowing it to strike me. Before she can react, I encase her in ice with my freeze breathe. Miss Martian breaks the Sun girl's fall by catching her.

The next instant I knock out match, and stun the Flash like boy with a thunder clap. ( yes I stole a move from the Hulk.) I turn my attention to Heroslayer who's Stunned the Young Justice group, and turned his attention on Ravager. " Your father should be punished for interfering in my plans, The deaths of you and Jericho should pay him back nicely.

the two fight. But before he can injure Rose, Slade whose mask has been burned off kicks Slayer away." You will not hurt either of them! Your fight is with me Heroslayer!"

" Ok with me!"

After a short but impressive battle, Slade has Heroslayer by the throat. " Any last words?"

" Yes. Kill this idiot. It doesn't matter I'll be back in some form or another." Batman moves to stop the killing blow when gold energy fries Slade.

" Our fights not over yet!" Vegeta's son declares.

Slade kicks him in the throat " You little punk! I don't care about you! But as long As Heroslayer lives he can do to my daughter or son what he did to Terra! I won't allow that! If I have to kill you o accomplish that I will!"

His sister, defeats Risk.

" No I'm not...I'm a girl, And I'm sorry about all the stuff that's happened to you, but you made the wrong choice teaming up with these bad guys, maybe you should learn from your mistake? Oh wait a minute my brother's in trouble I'll be right back."


Not only did The girl notice that but Batgirl did as well. They both Converged On Slade. " Back Cassandra!! You too alien girl! If you want him to live give me Heroslayer."

Before I fly over there to put a stop to this. A gravelly voice chimes in " I have a better idea. " A gravelly voice chimes in. " You get off the boy and run away with your tail between your legs. Or I hurt you and your kid villian brigade. "

A white gloved hand grips Deathstrokes' neck , and slams him into the concrete roof. The Terminator Recovers. " And who are you supposed to be?"

The other man just fires a blast, that Slade hops over another blast hits his chest. " You can doge energy from one hand, but I have two you know. The only reason you defeated Vincent is because he doesn't have the expirence to weild his power properly me I have years of expirence."

" What right have you to interfere?" Slade mumbles.

"I Am The Prince of all Saiyans! I do what I want! And if anyone is goijng to defeat Heroslayer it will be the one whose reputation He besmirched! My other son Mirai! And I'm here to disuade anyone who has any other ideas!"



Ever hear of throwing kerosine on a raging fire ? Well Vegeta's presense is more like tossing a nuclear device on one.

I hate Mr. Mxyzptlyk

So Conner's went to that Game showLGS2 I was against it. Because He really needs to be in school. But Ma talked me into letting him that and he signed behind my back. According to the lawyers their contract is iron clad .


A Conner Kent Robot has been taking his place at Smallville High And beaming the information to Kon on Hacknor. The problem is he built it , and he's not very good at building these, It walked up in front of the class and stated singing "What a girl Wants." So when he returns he's going to find he has an interesting new reputation.

As for his replacement in the Titans? I think he wanted Vincent Briefs at first for some reason. When he refused, he asks someone else who as Kon put it" Wouldn't take no crap From Zatarra." And apparently that person Was Slo-bo.




The Titans may have been better off with a young Vegeta more than a young Lobo clone. Hopefully he knows what he's doing.


Worse than all this the 5th dimensional imp Mr Mxyzptlyk returned and did this to me.

As for the viking helmet on him? No clue. As you can imagine the whole day I've been getting comments. The worst were from the Flash at the JLA meeting.I was so relieved when I finally tricked him into saying his name backwards. I told him Krypto's name was Kyltzxym. And he called the dog too him. And poof! He's gone and I no longer look like I'm trying out for a mariachi band.


The only thing is my super sized headache returned when I realized he will be back. Ugh!

Sweet! I made it to the semi finals!

There is some good news, and some bad news. Good news I've been named co leader of the Teen Titans. The leader is Zachary Zatara, and not only that, I signed up for the reality show LGSII.

And The Boudakai is gonna last a little longer. Well I go up to the ring with this guy "Donar". Ya know This guy's name sounds familiar somehow. Wait he's a mythological god.

Yeah it's a Celtic name for another god Greek? No that don't make no sense. Wait I remember from mythology class. Donar is..... Oh man ya gotta be kidding me. I use my x-ray Vision. on his beard .

" Oh Rao!" I declare. " Your Th...."

He punches me before I say his complete name. That was a hard punch I passed out for a second. I snap out of it I'm flying out like Hercules I use that momentum and fly at super speed, I slammed into the god.

" So what are ya doin' here?" I ask as the guy just gets up not really seeming to be hurt.

" While training you ,all you told me of this tournament interested me. I thought it would be great sport as it has been so far. I don't want to hurt you child. Give up you have defeated your rival."


" No chance you maybe a lot stronger than me but the Kon Man ain't a quitter. "

I fire some heatvision. it hurts the dude but He calls to the sky's. I barely have enough time to put up a TK shield . The electricity cuts through it like a hot knife through butter. Stupid magic.


While I'm recovering he kicks me a few times. I throw some super speed punches. They rock him, but not enough as he backhands me away.I shake the cobwebs outta my head. And try freeze breathe. I mean I ain't ever had the power before , but since I had now have super breathe Well I might have it.

After a couple of times of trying, I got it too work. It encased him in a big block of ice. That he easily shattered. Why am I not surprised? Strong winds batter into me.


Next thing I know his elbow goes into my nose. While I'm on the ground healing.I put my hand on the ring , and use Tactile Tk to make concrete explode beneath him.

While he's stunned, I go in for a kick that he grabs next thing i know He slams me into the ground like a club. as i get feeling back into my body. I notice i feel grass. Oh Man I'm outta the ring!


" Winner Donar!" The Ref shouts. As I get up Donar slaps me on the shoulder. " That last one was fine shot! it hurt me indeed! You have nothing to be ashamed of lad. You fought well, your Father will be proud."


"Thanks. " I mumble. Man I lost! This sucks! Then again I lost to a god so no biggie.

Zachary Zatara AKA Douchebag claps. " Way to lose! Now can we go back to the tower We need to train."

Where does he get off? Ordering people around? I mean I 've been a founding member of Young Justice, and this version of the Titans. Not only that but I once led the Ravers. What has Zatara done? Besides gettin' punched in the face by Black Adam I can't think of anything.

" Look I gotta go to Hacknor. I'll be back as soon as I can but I have to go like now. "

" What? Your not going anywhere Mr. Man!" He orders. " We have to to train."

" Wow I can't believe it I snicker. " Your mad voice is much higher than Robin's But look i signed up for this thing long before the whole Boudokai mess. And I gotta go. I'm sorry dude but I'm taking my vacation. And I'll tell ya , I'll be glad to be away from you.


I look over to uptight Vincent and Cass who's staring at him in a way that says " I want to have your saiyan puppies." Or cubs or whatever the heck ya call them. "Hey Vince want my place in the Titans until I get back? "


He snorts. " The way Titans have been dying lately? No thanks I want to live."

Cass hits him. " You... should say yes."

" What why? " Vince protests.

I leave the two lovebirds to their fight. And intercept Vegeta on his way to the ring. " Hey um ho do you get to Hacknor?"

" Why do you want to know?" He sneers. " There is a transporter outside of West City. Probably one outside of Metropolis too. Not staying to see the final round eh?"

" Nah Man! I'm like totally late for LGS!"

He laughs. " They are doing that again are they? Farewell. "

" Yeah HS, Said he'd tape the next couple of fights for me. So later!"

Before I fly toward West City, Cass stops me. " Your... leaving Earth?"


" Yeah. Why you wanna hit me in the crotch again?"

" You know... Why I hit you there... I don't want to be stuck in middle of your fight. And I .. Um care for ... him I don't want him to be hurt."


" I get it I really do." I answer. " Look I'm all for having a truce, i don't even know why we were fightin' If that's all Cass I gotta go."

"Will you be gone... forever? Is it because I hit you there? I'm sorry... don't go. ... you.. Vincent .. and Vella are the only ones who trust me... My only friends since Steph died. "


I'm stunned. " It has nothing to do with you kiddo. Man Your a little paranoid huh? Batman will be proud."

" Paranoid?" she asks.

" Never mind you really don't need to know what it means.I'm not leaving forever I'll be back. Just taking a vacation like Robin , without the drunken slurring." I pat her on the head. " I'm only a little mad at you Dingbat."

" So your coming ... back? Dumb Jock?"

" Yup."She hugs me and don't notice the sign I tape to her back that says Kon Is better than Vincent. Thus my lame vengeance is complete !I fly to the thing that in West City that has a bum sleeping on it.

I mess with it a bit and it finally starts up,and asks " Where do you want to go? Dex's Diner? " Um where? " Tatooine" Huh? "Sky City?" Um. "Daxam?" Yeah a planet where I'll have no powers I really wanna go there. " Hacknor? "


Yes! I push the button, and after the taste of tin foil. I'm there. Me and the bum. Who slurs. "Man that must have been some good liquor."

"Uh Yeah." I say "I'm only in your mind." I gotta figure out where I go from here.

Round3 :Wonderman Sucks

I wake up with Cassie ( Wonder Girl.) Shaking me. " You feel OK?"


I sit for a minute. " Yeah. I seem to heal more like Superman now. Can't believe Cass did that."


She laughs. " Love makes you act funny."

" Love?" I ask. " You think Cass loves that arrogant half saiyan ?"

" You mean you don't see the way she looks at him? That, and he's probably the only one that hasn't called her evil . Well besides you. "

I shrug. " Well I guess since I was dead through most of her evil phase I came in from the perspective of a guy that knew her a year ago, and Vince never knew her before Robin told her about him."

Wondergirl Sighs. " Well anyway yeah it's obvious to anyone if you see how they act together. And can you really talk about arrogant half aliens? I mean look at you."


"Ok. Guilty as charged." I laugh. " So who am I fightin'?"

" Wonder Man." She replies .

" Sweet! I'll be back here in a few seconds. "

"Wait."She says before grabbin' me and kissing me. " For luck."

Awesome! I walk out to the ring with loser boy staring at me. The ref giy AsPulls me aside. " please take this guy we don't want them in the Semi finals. "

" No Prob." I smile.

" You think you can take me?" Wonder man shakes his head. " I'm an Avenger dude and your a pathetic ripoff of the Man of Steel."

" What?" I demand.

" Yes you should have stayed dead! At least Wondergirl would have been with a real superhero , Robin. Your redundant ! We all know your never going to be Superman! Your a screw up who no one missed when he died. What are you going to cry or are you trying to say something? well What is it? what are you going to say?"


" BURN!" I unleashed my full Heatvision on the dork. After a few minutes of this he yells. " No more I give up ! "

" Winner! KON-El by submission!" the ref Announces. Me I'm goin' back to Wonder girl.

Oh and Batman? Ya know the whole revealing you were behind the whole Cass evil thing? Well this is my tribute to you buddy! Enjoy you mind manipulating, make up ways to kill your friends, OMAC creating, paranoid freak that lives in a cave.

Round2:Sometimes winning ain't worth it.

I gotta fight Cass? Argh! Someone I was close with before, and a friend now. I mean I defied Tim to go see what was up with her heel turn. And she really didn't go bad she was drugged.

Now I gotta fight her in this tournament. Hmmm I could pull an HS. No if I do that, the crowd is gonna kill me. I enter the ring with no theme music or dancin' Cass waves at me sweetly.

Ok Conner what do you know about her? She does this cool thing with her... No Kon! Ok Start thinkin' her measurements are .. No Bad Conner! Bad! Ok Time to be serious. She can read my movements but if I move too fast for her to see that Ain't gonna be a problem I could just fly to her set her out of the ring, and that's it.

The fight begins. Ok go with the plan. She walks up to me, and smiles, Opens her hand, with those weird metal gloves she's been wearing . You know I seen similar ones on Batman once.


I think she's gonna shake my hand , but instead she punches me in the balls. The " Klang!" sound will be in my nightmares for years. Damn gloves this hurts, a lot.

The ref stops the fight. " Contestant Cassandra Cain is disqualified Winner Kon-El!"

I don't feel like a winner as I lay in the fetal position. My eyes blur with tears. I Mean this is bad pain, and I think she put maximum effort into the punch.

I look up at her as she's looking down at ,me. " Conner I'm sorry. But I have no choice. I don't want you, and Vincent fighting. I hate being um stuck in the middle of you two. Your my friend he's my .. boy. There will not be a rematch."

I squeak out. " I didn't start this."

" I know." she sighs. " But you went into this stupid fight and you hurt him.You even mocked him after winning. I want you two to play nice if not ... act like friends ... at least be civil. This is a warning Kon.To both of you. If if either one of you tries to fight again, the one that started it gets this."

I moan because that's all I can do. She pats me on the head. "I'll take that as a 'ok'." She leaves the ring calling her 'boy's' name. Me I lay there for a little bit. Until I can feel my legs again, I weakly go back to the locker room I'll have to lay on bench for about an hour. Man this was the worst win in history.

Round 1 Kon VS Vincent

I was in the tower with Raven she got through doin' some kind of chanting thing around me. " Well?" I ask.

" You have the same soul you did before you died Conner. In the in any way it matters you are the same person."

" Yeah but Lex said I'm in a different body. And Bats is checking my DNA. "

"Possible." She says. "When you were wished back, magic was in flux. Who knows what kind of side effects it could have had. It doesn't matter. Your body is just a shell. Your still you."


"Well that's all I need to know." I cheer up knowing I'm the real Kon is a relief. " I'm off to the tournament now ."

" Have fun." I think she may have cracked a smile for a second.


" Don't I always?" I remark. before flying out. Ya know this pamphlet that Vince gave me had the worst directions ever. I mean the island was around Japan but with these damned directions, I somehow ended up in Antarctica.

Anyway I had to use telescopic vision , but I finally got there.

And HS Yelled at me for being late he wanted to be in some kinda tag team., thing well that and he caught me checkin' out his ex-girlfriend while she was workin' out.

" Hey! It ain't like you two are still together!"

" What if Wonder Girl caught you ?"

" If I can deal with walking in on her making out with a Johnny Depp poster, She can deal with with me lookin'. "

" Your eyes were white! I know that means X-ray vision! Not that you were trying to hide it You said it on international television when you drew your participation number! "


I shrug.

He sighs " You make it hard to be friends with you some times. I can't believe I have to fight her in this man!This sucks!"

" I pat him on the shoulder . " Hey you did pretty good fighting Wolverine. She's a lot like him. except with curves, and boobs, no icky body hair and a birth mark on her..."


" Kon! " He shouts at the same time, The announcer guy calls my name.

" I gotta go, But remember she's been trainin' with Nightwing for a couple of weeks. We both know that trainin' would get a sound track Of Chicka chicka wow wow!"

"Thank you for that thought!" He screams before I run into Bart.

" Hey man! Did you give the CD to the guys in the sound booth?"

He gives me a thumbs up sign. " yes did I can't believe your doing this it's kind of funny."

" That's why I'm doin' it. Your the man Bart!"

They kept callin' my name. Finally Vincent laughed. " That coward isn't coming out here." That was when the cheer leaders wearing Black shirts with red S Shields Came out and Start doing splits While Cheering" You Think your something because you look like your daddy ? Well you have to ask your self are you ready? If it wasn't for Cassandra you would have to resort to using a bucket We're to give you a message With two words! Suck it!"

While he's staring At the girls they start spelling out my name in the cheer. Then " Are you ready?" Comes out over the speakers.

I hear Cassie Sandsmark. say " He wouldn't really come out to a theme song and embarrass us all would he? "

" Yes he would Robin." responds.

Over the loud speakers they hear Think you can me what to do? Think you can tell me what to wear? You think that your better? Well you better get ready to bow to the master! Break it down!
I come out dancing to laughter and cheers. I can see Supes as Clark up in the stands Laughing while Lois is rolling her eyes.

Kon is something fool!Just got tired of doing what you told me to do! Them's the breaks boy! Yeah! Them's the breaks little man! Break it down! Kon- El!

Meanwile all the cheer leaders Take of their shirts revealing halter tops that say Vince sucks! on 'em I almost in the ring I use my TTK to make some harmless explosions around me hey I gotta have pyro.

Think you can tell me what to do? Know who your talking to? You'd better get usd to the way the ball bounces! I see what you've got it measures in ounces But that's the breaks boy yeah Them's the breaks little man! brak it down! Kon-El!

I wink at Wondergirl While flexing for while the my poor half saiyan opponent is dumbfounded. " Oh Hera ! What is he thinking?" Cassie asks Tim.

" I'm still trying to figure out how he got cheerleaders!" Robin answers.

I start doing the DX chop at Vinnie. Yup I think I'm gettin' him mad .

Think your a big man? Treat you like a little man! What's it like to be half a man? does it break your heart to see what I am boy? That's the breaks boy that's the breaks little man! break it down!"

Finally the music fade out and the guy I'm fighting Hmphs " Have your fun windbag?"

" Yup. Too bad your not going to Your going home battered and bruised I hope Batrgirl knows first aid."

" Bah! Enough talk now we fight! "

The rules are explained, no kicking the family jewels or, gouging the eyes.No killing and weapons are allowed though they haven't been in previous years not that I use them. then he yells " Fight" Cass Cain asks us both if we really need to do this?

I say " Ask your boy toy."

" Enough Stalling!" He growls! I charge and throw a punch through an illusion, he left with his speed. he appears behind me and punches me in he nose I see he's blonde now. And my nose is bleeding.

" This is going to be easier than I thought! " He boasts.

I grab him trying to grapple him into a hold he slips out of his jacket and kicks me in a kidney. While I'm reeling Several super speed punches go into my gut. I cough trying to catch my breathe and one cough blows him away Woah! I have that power now?

" I didn't know you had super breathe!" He responds astounded.

" I don't!" I stammer. " At least I didn't. "

" It doesn't matter ." He smirks "Big Bang Attack!"

Wow that hurt . I gotta do something here.He starts walking confidently toward me. Wait he's walking on the ring as long as we're touching the same thing, I can affect him with tactile telekinesis.

I make the concrete beneath him explode he jumps up yelping. I slam my knee in his solar plexus, making him struggle for air. Next a nice right cross to his jaw throws him across the ring.

He catches himself, before falling out of the ring. "So you can fight." he spits out blood. He runs at me and I play his illusion trick back on him. he's so shocked that I kick him in the back of the head.

He recovers but is a little wobbly for a second. I unleash some heat vision he knocks it away but I use this to land an uppercut. he flies up for several feet and starts floating trying to shake the cobwebs. I charge him And again he does the after image thing, But I've adjusted my vision to catch it, and I do the same thing to him we keep, trying to sucker each other until finally we slam into each other causing a sonic boom.

He catches me with a open palm on the chin, I feed him my elbow. A spin kick gets me in the chest. I Grab him, and choke slam him into the ring. He screams gathering powers and fires a Galick Gun that I deflect with heat vision.

After which I get my eye socked by his fist. When I land I use TTK to stick him in place. " I can't move!" He protests.

" I know. " I grin. "Now let's see how you like some Heatvision at maximum power."

I poor it on. Hearing his screaming makes me think about stopping, but I keep bathing him in it. until I notice that the people in the audience are starting to get hot too. So I shut it off.

" Damn! !" Vince stutters. " The sun keeps you going, keeps restoring your power. While I'm running low. Looks like I'll have to use the new form!"

This weird energy gathers around him, and he gets bigger with more muscles His hair goes from spiky to crazy spiky.next The Punch he gets me with Makes the eyes roll in the back of my head, and I black out for a sec, I wake up to the ref counting "4! 5!" I jump up real quick.

" Ha! Almost finished you that time " Vincent brags. " Next time you go down you won't get up! "

I rub my face , ow I gotta black eye. I don't talk just watch as he tries to land another shot, I dodge it, and catch the next with a block. I head butt him making both or foreheads bleed.

" Idiot!" he shrieks.

" Yeah. Wasn't one of my brightest moments but this might be." I use my ttk to toss all the rubble In the ring. at him.

While he's stunned I smack him with a flurry of lefts and rights.Ok he's reeling now. He hollers and his fist right and hand starts glowing. " You will be finished now! Super Ki Punch!"


" Boy! No!" vegeta orders from the sidelines. I don't know why he doesn't ant his kid to not use this move but I know one thing I don't wanna be hit by it. I duck it grab his arm ,and use his momentum to to toss him into the ring.


He crawls out of the big hole. Where I toss a super kick at his chin . Now he's dazed, and I knee him in the gut again grab the back of his arms And use HHH's Pedigree move on Him this is basically I jump and slam his face into the floor.

he starts getting up I try to kick his ribs. but he grabs my foot and uses it to slam me into the ring when I get up to me knees he knock me into the air. When my vision clears I see him flying towards me.

I avoid a left hook and knock my forearm into his fore head.

he start s falling I grab his shirt collar Fly at a faster speed higher, and Higher until I get about a hundred stories up. I then put him into pile driver position and lets us drop into the ring. He slams head first When the dust clears he gets up. wobbles a bit, His hair turns black, he shrinks, and falls on his face while I'm mocking with " Timber!"

The ref counts to ten , and I'm declared the winner. I do the " you can't see me gesture And a DX chop over Ko'd Vincent then leave the ring. Cass Cain Gives me a look a bad look great I hope I haven't lost a friend now.

Some the announcer ask me for my thoughts on this match I shrug. " I don't know why the guy's mad at me, he wanted this fight, and he got it. I'd like to thank Superman Batman, Wonder, Woman, and girl, Lobo, Spidey , and whoever else helped in my training."

I walk back to the locker room thinking this win is kinda bittersweet.

Watcha Gonna do Vincent? When Konamania runs wild on you Brother?

Quick Update from Conner. Since I healed up from my K-bullet wounds. ( Little worried about Lex having 'em now. ) I've taken a crash course in fighting 101 from Batman , Spider- man , Robin, Thor, Lobo, And of course the S-man himself.

I fought Carnage too. But that was more a good guy versus bad guy thing. And I'll show it all too you in a blurry video game music video , that well is a pretty good simulation of the training.

Um a note too Bats,Sorry about breaking the giant penny I'll fix that after the tournament. It is kinda depressing Since Wonder Woman told me I need to lay off the cheese puffs, and Big Belly Burgers.


I don't know why that ain't ever affected me before. Also You should look in Superman's fridge one time It's like infested with candy. Which why I've been avoiding his , and Lois' apartment.


Man It's scary, there are going to be some tough hombres in this . Though I hope I draw Cyclops In the first round he'd be an easy warm up. Or Wonder Man! I can take Wonder man! Not so sure about Wonder Woman kinda hope she doesn't enter. She's like scary powerful.



I'm pretty sure I can take Vinnie Briefs. yeah it does bother a little that he's being trained by Veg, and Batgirl. But he also goes into rages. So I'll be okay. Just gotta take him off his game.


Also Ravager , and the others laughed at me for watching WWE all this time. Mostly Rose.Not too sure about Jericho. But I just put a mirror up to him , that broke thanks to his ugly costume and bad hair. He hasn't bothered me since.




I dare you not to laugh at that. Well the thing about the WWE is I'm now Not a half bad grappler. As the Rhino can attest to after I made him cry from putting him a STFU.

That and have you seem some of the babes they have wrestling there?





Well I'm gong to leave on this Vincent Your gonna get a beat down. Are you ready?

Stayin' alive.

Ya Know I had a pretty good if short life. Like that time I fought off that Invasion from another universe, in that Costume that Tim, and Bart bet me $20 each I wouldn't wear.

Ok so what if it was an invasion of cute fuzzy animals? Hey I stopped it! Man I really hope Scarlet Spider Don't keep complainin' about how unfair being dead is again. Wait a second I'm breathing, and it hurts way too much to be dead.

I open my eyes to see Lex Luthor starin' at me. " Welcome back Son."

" I ain't your son!" I shout.

" That may be so. I scanned some odd differences in your DNA. That and all the programming I Had put into your brain is gone. It's as if when you came back it was in a new body. Tell me Kon. How did you come back? "

" Forget it jerk! I ain't tellin' ya anything!" I start to fly out of there crash through a roof. When i get out I realize I don't know where I am And the pain starts up again Damn it !


Looks like I'm gonna crash, and burn. Until I feel someone grab me.

"You look pretty energetic for someone who's supposed to be at death's door." Kal jokes.

When we land. " I go" people tell me I look like you."

He laughs. " They're just being nice.



" Where's Luthor?" His tone changes.

I point. "The place where I just kamakasied out of." While Supes checks the place. i look at my chest. The holes are closing So I don't have that stupid body tries to eat itself if I get too hurt thing. any more . That's a relief. it looks like my healing ability is souped up as well.

Superman flies back. " I can't find him anywhere. He's gotten away again. Kon You don't look so good!" Next thing I know I'm back in dream land. And what a dream it is.


Cass Cain, X-23, Nocturne and Kitty Pryde All cheering my name "Conner! Conner!"

I wake up too One Of the girls in the dream actually saying my name, well whispering it. " Conner?" I look around I'm in my room at Titans Tower.

" Hey Cassandra. Whatcha doin' here?"

" Tim said you were going to die... I wanted to say goodbye because I couldn't last time."

That made me flash back to the last death.



" Don't worry." I tell her." I don't plan on dyin' again for a long time."

" Don't get too close Conner." voice from the corner scolds Tim's " She has a boyfriend now."

"Dude!?' I shout. " Ya finally asked her out? And she said yes?! Sweet! Way to go Timbo!"

Batgirl gives me her puzzled look. While Tim Said " It isn't me."

" But your the one with the crush on her." I answer confused.

" I do not have a crush on her Kon!" Cass looks over to him. he puts his finger to his head and spins it around. " He's crazy Cass."

" Man ! you really are asexual aren't ya?" I grin.

" I'm not asexual!" Robin screams.

" Tim ya kicked out naked Ravager from you room. I know she's annoyin' but come on look at her body!"

Robin grits his teeth. " Not all of us are a living hormone Kon!"

" Wait a minute that clonin' lab ya had my clothes in there.. Tim is there something you want to tell me?"

" Arrgh!" He groans. " I am not talking with you anymore!" he slams the door. on his way out.

Cass gives me a stern look. " What?" I shrug. " He needs to be made fun of once in a while. It keeps him human. Unlike Bats."


" He had a crush on me?" She questions.

" Yeah. " I said. " You didn't know?"

" No... And he fixed me up with my boyfriend too."

" I guess he's over it then ." I shrug. " So tell me about this boyfriend of yours ."

And then My Doors are blown up by that jerk Vincent Briefs. My first room stolen by a Starbucks. my second one messed up by a punk kid on a hormone /saiyan blood cocktail.

" Kon- El!" he challenges. " I see your going to live . Good! Now wnow I have challenged you to fight me at the Boudokai! Why haven't you signed up? are you a coward?"

I'm about to get up and Kick this little wannabe outta my room, when my chest cramps up. So I lay back down. " Look pal I don't speak Japanese I don't even know what a Boodoki is!"

He throws me a pamphlet. " A martial arts tournament . It's all there. Now do you except the challenge?"

I read through it a bit. " If you wanna fight me why not just find some out of the way place where we can really use our powers?"

" Because I want to show everyone that your nothing but a wind bag!" he sneers. I notice his hair has been all blonde the whole time. Not really sure what that means except his Dad, and other saiyans get mega strong when they're like this.

" Vincent." Cass sort of scolds. I mean she always talks so low when she actually talks. She starts rubbing his face. " Calm your self. Power down."

" But Dad said..."

" It's making you angry... Kon is injured fighting him now would be ... not a test of your skills."


He starts breathing slowly, and his hair turns black. " I don't know why Dad wants me to stay supersaiyan you have to stay mad to keep it up. He says it's some kind of training, but I keep breaking everything I try to hold. "

Cass smiles. " Then don't hold me."

" Aw wait a minute!" I declare. " Cass you and him? He's your... ?"

" Yes he is." she grins.

Aw man! the world's greatest human fighter, and "Vegeta Jr." As I like to call him. if these two have kids.... Damn ! That's a scary thought.

I Glare at the boy for reasons of his own declared me his enemy. " Fine I'll fight ya. I should be healed up by then. As for Cass you'd better treat her right,Or the beating you'll get at the Bouda thingie will pale in comparison to what I'll do you! "

" Jealous? " He smirks.

" Nah. " I answer. " Just wanna see her happy for once you don't know the hell Deathstroke put her through. She'd likely still be there, if I hadn't ran in all maverick like to see why she'd turned evil. The Titans followed me, and we found Out Slade was behind it all. He was tryin' to make some kinda Anti-Titans. Luckily we nipped that one in the bud. Though Robin gave me one of his big lectures about how I don't follow orders. "

His face goes all soft, and he looks her in the eyes. " Did this happen? What did he do to you?"

" I... don't want... to talk about it."

" Aw baby." He soothes. " Your getting all nervous aren't you? You don't have to tell me about it until your ready."

They hug and Vincent looks over to me. " see you at the Bodakai."

" Yeah see you at the whatever the heck your saying. "

As they leave I just hope I can heal in peace without any more commotion.

Finally free.

I had followed my evil Doppelganger, to a base with an entire Nazi army. There I was attacked by the Red Skull with a Cosmic Cube. For the next few days the evil version Of Magdalena tried to brainwash me.

They used kryptonite , and the Cube to try and torture me. I had refused to let them bend me to their will.

" It would be so much easier if you would learn to see things our way. " Nazi Maggie slinked seductively.

" I would never act like you monster!" I yell. At this moment the wall is trashed open. When the dust settles I see Son Goku, and some man dressed in an AIM costume. He attacked the regular soldiers mercilessly.

The Other me sneers. " Saiyan ! Your strength surprised me last time this time 'll break you!"

To which the Saiyan grins " We'll see."


As they fight I break my shackles. Evil Magdalena turns on me. " Impossible those shackles were adamantium!"

I Smile." I think the person that sold those to you ripped you off. My vision telssa me those are secondary Adamantium no where near as strong. "

She's about to Open the lead box again with the green K inside. A dose of Heat vision destroys the alloy before it's radiation can affect me. She sneers. We may not have the green rock in our universe , but we do have something else , something, that I use on my Superman in bed ! Magic!"

I did not need to know that. She starts hitting me with some kind of whip. It cuts through my flesh , and my costume. I use my freeze breathe to subdue her.

My other self screams" Maggie! You weak version of me you'll pay!" He flies away from Goku Who's then zapped by the Cube.


I haven't recovered my full power yet, but at this man's frenzy I may have had problems with at full power, until he makes the mistake of knocking out of the building. The Sun restored , and he flew into a barrage of super speed punches.

Meanwhile I keep my eyes on the AIM masked man. As he defeats soldier after soldier. I don't like how brutally he's doing so. But they're still alive. So I can pay attention to the task at hand.

My evil self is OK at using his powers, but he's not the best fighter, me. Well as for me you can't be friends with Wonder Woman, and Batman as long as I have without picking up some things.

I finally catch him in a sleeper hold. meanwhile Goku is being knocked around by the Cosmic Cube. " AHHHH! Why am I being beaten by block of ice?"

" It's not ice Goku-San. " I answer "Oh Never mind blast it now!" We Fire on it at the same time me with Heatvision, him with that Kamehameha thing he does. The cube explodes oddly causing A hole to be torn in the air sucking in Evil Magdalena , evil me inside.

After this happens many of the soldiers run away. The Red Skull is caught by the AIM Person who starts beating him. " Where is she??? Where is Amber? Tell me or I'll Kill you!"

I grab his fist, which turns out to be cybernetic. " That's enough!"

" Bite me Boyscout!"

Goku walks In between us. " Ok guys there's no reason for us to fight each other. Right Guy?"

" Fine Goku can you use your Ki finding power to find her?"

" I can try!" Goku laughs. " Oh man! I can't find her any where."

Guy's get a determined sound to his voice. " I've made plenty of contacts I'll find someone that'll help me find her." The man stalks off.

" Mind explaining what any of this is about?" I question Goku.

" Yeah he's a friend of mine and ,His girlfriend was replaced by that evil girl. We've been following leads for weeks until now when we found them. Um Superman ? Why is there a bald man in a dress floating up there? "



I fly up to the figure. " your the one Dr. Richards spoke of the Watcher?"

" I am."

"Why are you here?" I ask.

" Important events played out here.. The Nazis being here for so long Unlike say the Brolly who was traded for this Universe's Or One who took the place of a dead person in one dimension or another. Some of the Nazis had doubles here. Like you for instance. When they created a Cosmic Cube it created an instability."

" Instabilities " I ponder what he is saying but need more. " What kind of instabilities?"

" First off? The Question never died in this reality. But he has memories of dying from an alternate universe. He's made up this insane notion that he faked his own death. "

I shrug. " Victor thinking odd things isn't exactly new. But this is just an example there are others aren't there?"

" Yes. But when you destroyed the Cosmic Cube, It repaired the damage , and averted another Crisis."

" That's good to know . " I mutter. " I just recovered from the last Crisis. "

" But." The watcher starts ominously. " The Nazis have a way to get back into this Universe. Be vigilant for their return, or disaster could befall this reality!"

And with that he vanishes. Nothing like threats of impending doom to start the afternoon off right. I start to fly back to Metropolis when Goku stops me. " hey your a pretty good fighter . Are you gonna be in the Boudokai?"

" A martial arts tournament? Not my style Good luck to you though." I wave and fly home. I change back into Clark Kent, and report to the Daily Planet.

Lois Intercepts me on the way . to my office. " Thank God you've come back!" After we kiss. She finally sighs. " the Clark Kent robot that took your place has had problems.. He threw coffee in Jimmy's lap this morning and ran around the bull pen yelling "suck it!"

I shake my head. " Sounds like Conner programmed that one. His WWE obsession being a big clue. I'll talk to him after he gets off school."

" You mean you don't know?" She seemed to fight back a sob there.

" Know what?"

" Conner was shot with kryptonite bullets by Heroslayer. He's at S.T.A.R. Labs in San Fransisco. He's not expected to make it. "

" Oh Rao I have to.."

Then Perry my editor interrupts us " Kent I'd like to talk to you about your attitude lately!"

After the lecture, and a warning. I never actually get the chance to get change into Superman , and see about Conner. After I re write all the stories that the robot screwed up, and file them. Then have to try to concentrate on the afternoon staff meeting.

But my mind's concentrating on ways I can save Conner. Finally when The day ends I immediately get to San Fransisco . The S.T.A.R. Labs is completely destroyed.

" What happened here?" I shout. " Where is Kon-El?"

" Lex Luthor. he did this . He took your clone sir. There was nothing we could do to stop him."

Kon:Why does Nightwing fantasize about me with inflatable women?

So Nightwing for some reason keeps talking about me and inflatable women. I'm still tryin' to figure out what I did for to him to bring up all this hostility. He probably found out about me dating Cassandra Cain a while back.

And for some reason evreyone's laughin' about the " You lost your virginity in a Barn Conner hahahahahaha!! Yeah no I didn't. Sorry Cassie ( Wondergirl) but I was already 'used goods' since my days in Hawaii.

I'm not proud of this but my first time was one of the " power training lessons " from Knockout.

Yeah I was young and stupid. Next was a girl I dated at Cadmus Serling Rouqette.



It didn't workout I'm sorry to say. I wonder whatever happened to her.

After this me and Cass Cain dated for a while.

Wonder girl was acting like she hated me at the time, so I moved on. Cassie and me ended it , when she went to find out who her mother was. Hey Vincent treat her right dude ya got good girl there.

Then me and Wondergirl got back together. the problem was I ended up being pulled into the 30th century and was with the Legion of Superheroes. I thought I'd never get back to my own time , and I dated Triad. Yeah she has the ability to turn into three girls (Yeah I know awesome!)

Finally the barn incident happened. Yeah I ain't showing you people a picture of that you'll just have to take this one instead.

OK So no I don't have a list as long as Nightwing's. Who the freak does? He calls me a livin' hormone? come on! From what I get from readin' his last post, he waits until their vulnerable , and swoops in.

I may be old fashioned. or well not Mr. Grayson, but I actually try to start relationships. Some times they don't work out. I can't help that. What in Rao's name is going on the roof?

Man! I forgot all about Tim's drunkenness after checkin' out that Pamela Anderson lookin' hottie. I hope he ain't gonna like jump off the roof or somethin'! I fly up there, ans see somethin' horrible. Miss Martian's on fire. Raven's freaking out yellin "Trigon!"

Ravager's fightin' Invisble people, yelling "dad!" Beast boy's shape shiftin' out of control. Kid Flash Is some kinda' device. Every time he tires to fight it it drags him back to it.

I see Tim, And Jericho Layin' on the roof. Robin points and says "Look out!" I turn on some dude in a white costume with a skull , and crossbones on his chest, and a cape pointing a gun at me.

He shoots me. Instead of bouncing off my chest they go in , and hurt a lot. " Kryptonite." The masked guy announces smugly. I fall clutching my chest. Oh Man! I'm dyin'!

This dude stands over me. " This was easier than I thought." He brag. he takes out this sword, before he strikes me we hear "Oh Danny Boy!" being sung.

Mask boy looks around. "Where's that coming from?" he asks.

" The Pipes The pipes are calling!"

Now the psycho is really freaking out. " Who's doing that where are you?" This smoke or gas or somethin' forms in front of Killer guy. I may hallucinating But I think it ended up forming a question mark.



" Question!? " He shouts. " No! Your dead! Your dead!



" Stay Back!" Yells the guy, as Question keeps on with his little musical number.




" I- I'll kill you Sage! Ghost or not!" Wonder Girl throws her lasso round weirdo ( bad guy not Question.) It shocks him ,and the other titans regroup. I keep passing out , and When I Wake up again, The Villain screams "My devices, aren't working right! Damn Wonder Girl's Lasso! Damn Question! My teleporter has a little charge left.I have to risk it! Doesn't matter! looks like Kon is about to Die any way!" He vanishes.


Oh man! I think he's right! I'm gonna die again! Oh man I feel myself passin' out!It's all goin' black.

Kara:trying to apoligise to Batgirl.

Nightwing and this woman ended up talking for so long, that I got bored , and left.

So I Leave Bludhaven, and wonder what else there is to do around here. Then I remember. That Batgirl has been mad at me for having a little fun with Vincent Briefs. I had no idea that she was wanting to to date him.


And of course evrey body just has to call me 'slut'. or 'whore' , or whatever. I hate the double standard this planet has. If your a guy, you Get applauded for liking sex if your a girl you get called names, Well unless your Kon then you get called names too.

I'm going to have to get this straightened out. It's not like I was wanting a relation ship or any thing. I had just broke up with that Powerboy loser, who Hit me! And was a complete stalker. So I beat the him up. and left him space I've seen him again and beat him once since then.

And hey Vince liked me. so But If Batgirl is going to get all bent out of shape about it I better go talk to her. With My Telescopic Vision, I find her, with Vinnie, And his sister. on a roof top in West City.

Awkward! Maybe I should see what Boomer's doing? no wait he told me he had a job. Something about Nuclear Power plants and robot Lyndsey Lohans. I was a little scared to find out more.

So OK I might as well get this over with. I fly up behind them.the two saiyans sense me pretty quick. "Hey!" Vella greets. Vincent kind of mumbles "uh oh." And Batgirl refuses to look at me.

" Hey.Um Can we talk?" I ask her.

" Whatever you want I'm not interested," She growls.

I press forward. " Look I didn't know about you, and him."

" Hey at the time I didn't Cass was into me!" Vincent shouts.

" Oh." I point at Batgirl. " Your Cass huh?" She turns and glares at the boy.

"Oooh! your in trouble!" his sister laughs.

" Look. " For some reason she looked like she was starting to search for what she had to say. " My boy is off limits. So just go back to Metropolis."

" Don't get your Bat panties in a bunch. I'm not leaving until you accept my apology , us super people , and Bat people are supposed to be friends you know, Let's not let a silly thing like a boy mess that up."


" Silly?" Vince protests.

" Quiet Vinnie!" Now it's my turn to glare at him.

" Don't call me Vinnie!" He shouts.

"Cass" Takes a metal glove out of her utility belt puts it on then Punches me .

It actually hurt. " What was that?"

" Adamantium." I can see her smile under that freaky mask." Now your apology is accepted."

Unbreakeble metal, meeting invulnerable jaw equals 'ouch' have to remember that.

" So I guess that means you don't share huh?" I half joke.

She looks like she doesn't get it for a second, then it dawns on her, and her eyes do that bat mask angry thing that Bruce's always do. " I haven't even ... never mind."

Wait you Haven't?" I'm shocked. " Well your in for a treat. After the clumsiness part but I think he's over that now ."

"Aaargh!" He yells to which his sister points and laughs.

I whisper in her batgirl's ear " Ask him to go supersaiyan trust me. " I use my x- ray Visiomnn to see yup. She's blushing.

And Vincent grumbles " I'm in Hell."

This weird robotic voice declares behind me " Not yet but you soon will be!" we all turn to see this guy in a costume. " Well Well. Four heroes for the price of two . How lucky for the Heroslayer."



He zaps me with this green ray that makes me all weak. Kryptonite! Damn it! I fall on the he pushes a button on his belt, and this ultrasonic pulse makes me, and the two half saiyans, ears bleed.

" Now that everyone's down . " He laughs. " I'll just kill you all now. " He throws some kind of gas bomb at Vella. " For the little Princess Toxin!" Vince charges him, The slayer takes a knife looking thing from his belt. " For the boy prince, One of Captain Koma's neural disruptors." He stabs Vincent in the head. The boy responds by going into convulsions , and yelling gibberish.

"What?. " The Slayer questions. " It's not supposed to do that. Must be something to do with that hybrid brain of yours."


Batgirl runs to his him " What did you do to him?"

" Well well Cassandra." he taunts " Your language skills have improved. David will be so proud. Well until he has to attend your funeral."

The girl makes a noise like a wounded cat. " Wh..what?" Heroslayer takes this moment . to try to punch Batgirl who blocks it and kicks him in the chest. " You didn't know ? David is alive ."

" Your l...lying I saw him ... die."

" No. But will. Have you heard of a man called Prometheus? He had a helmet that could download all the fighting styles of the best martial artists . I stole that from him. Just like I stole the disrupter from Koma. Right now my hood is downloading the styles of. Your parents , Batman , and you. "


It was an intense fight, but Batgirl seemed to have the edge, she could I don't know just seem to know what was coming before Heroslayer did. He took out these laser sword looking things, and she knocked them out of his hands, and grabbed them.

" Impressive." Slayer. laughs. He flashes a light into her eyes blinding her. Next a gun comes out of his belt. " Too bad it wasn't enough."

I use the last of my Heat vision to destroy the weapon. He turns on me. " So you want to die first Supergirl? That can be arranged."

He put the Kryptonite ray at my head. " At this range, a second dose will be painful fatally so."

I fight back tears , I'm not giving this dirt bag the satisfaction of seeing me cry. " Why?"

" Because someone has to." he answers grimly. This pain rips through my body. Not like Kyptonite but like giant needles tearing out of my skin. There's all these weird spike things all over me . But Heroslayer jumped back before they could skewer him.

" Where did you get those my dear? How odd. How advantageous. He grabs me by one of the spikes and tosses me I hit something with a squishing sound. Oh no ! I don't want to know what I hit!

I turn around, and my fears are realised with a sickening sound from Batgirl.

Oh No! How did this happen? Where did these spikes come from? Unbidden , a memory of Krypton comes into my head.

Oh Great Krypton! My dad.. he did something to me! And because of that psycho Bat girl could die!

Robin's been ... off.

Wow. Robin's really takin' Steph's death hard, At least I guess that's what 's been makin' him act like a total jerk to Bart and all. At least Spoiler gets sad people for her, I heard people had parties when I died. I slept at the Tower last Night, Because the tower actually has an Internet connection unlike the Kent's farm.

Well actually the The Farm does have a connection, but I have to fight with Ma Kent for it , and I needed to get the mountains of homework from my sick days in Kandor done. which needed 'net assistance.


I'm awaken By Ravager screaming at my bedroom door. " Open up Conner!"

" Ah Man ! It's not my turn for Ravager naked time! " I joke. " I think It's Marvin's though. Or maybe one of the the Starbucks servers."


" Conner ! I know you stole my booze! Now your going to pay me for it!"

" It wasn't me! " I shout. Because the stuff Rose drinks , and home work don't mix. This is probably what I would have wrote if I had drank it. " In 1776 the belelh dhugdklb was signed. "

Yeah that would go over real well. Rose kept insisting, it was me because "I'm the only other one here who drinks." She breaks in and I throw a pillow at her. When that doesn't work I toss my dirty socks at her. Ha! That makes her run away gagging.


After getting another hour of sleep. I'm awaken by Miss Martian , and She's all happy about some trainin' course , Get up Conner you'll miss it it'll be super keen!"

Does anyone even use the word "keen" any more? I stretch and Put on a shirt that isn't covered with pizza sauce. The whole time I'm thinking that it's just too freaking early for Ms. Martian.

Speaking of which Megan is skipping yeah I mean skipping, to the course. " I hear the JLA will be watching well except for Superman who's on a case, but you know that I mean he's like your Dad or is he your older brother? Well whatever do you think Martian Manhunter will be out here?"

" You tell me your the telepath." I shrug. " But he's likely out fighting with Smarter Child again, or abusing College Station or something."

We walk out into the cold morning fog. And I know that J'onn isn't here, by the fact I haven't heard one thing about dubbed One Piece yet. Poor Meagan is disappointed , but it doesn't stop her from listing her favorite things to me. I tuned out after bunnies.


As I start asking Cassie how she was, and then explaining nothing was going on with me and Ms. Martian( I'd kill myself.) Robin comes out to the field stinkin' drunk . I mean you didn't need to have super senses to tell it.

He yelled something about how he was the greatest something or other, then ran into a tree, face first. Well looks like we ain't doing the training course today. Looks like I'm gonna have to have a long talk with Tim. After He drinks a bunch of black coffee.

Good thing there's a Starbucks in the Tower. ( Where my room used to be. No I'm not still bitter, at least I still gotta new one unlike Beastboy. Though he said something about being a fly on Raven's wall, whatever dude.)

And While we're ordering Coffee, I found out about Nightwing, sending pictures of me as "Flamebird." too people. Well That can't go unanswered so behold something from Dick's days as Robin.




The Horror! The Horror!

Another evil twin?

Whoever took Lois, left few clues. I used my vision powers and couldn't find any clue. I started searching Metropolis, I hear, Someone flying towards the city. He looks like me?

Not again. This soon after Ultraman. This version of me wears a swastika. Great. so He's a an even more twisted version of me , than even Ultraman. I follow him. He ends up at some lead paint factory, close to Suicide Slum.

When he goes into the door. Lois hits him from behind with a piece of machinery. Seems Wherever he'd been Nazi Superman he has had a beating from someone.

He fell to his knees. I fly up behind him. Lois Smiles " Just in time."

My doppelganger glares at me. Then punches me in the face.

He charges I dodge , and hit him in the back of the head. He goes down. Whoever defeated him, had weakened him.

" Did he hurt you?" I asked Lois.

" No he never had the chance. " She stares at him. " Is he another clone?"

" I won't know until I take him back to the Fortress."

" Oh no!" Lois shouts.

" What? " i I was hoping she wasn't hurt.

" I was supposed to interview the Governor today!Perry will have my head! "

I laugh shaking my head. At least you still have your head. "

" So it looks like your going to be taking another sick day at the Planet. " She tsks.

I smile "Looks like." We kiss before I take my look alike to the Fortress.

After analysing him the computers say he isn't a clone. But a version of me from an alternate universe. Is he the precursor to an invasion? Or another Crisis? I need to contact The Justice League.

I'm sucker punched, by the recovered evil version of me. He has my healing factor too I see.

" Weak Fool!" He sneers. " You've brought me here to a cache of Interstellar weaponry! Now this world belongs to the Third Reich!"

The fact that someone wearing ,my face is spouting that drivel makes me sick to my stomach. " You'll have to get through me first." I challenge.

I fire my full intensity Heat Vision at him.

" That all?" He asks. Flying at me. I catch , him and with a right hook tossing him through through a few walls.

" No. I'm just getting warmed up." He flies back at me hitting me with a hay maker. I roll with it, Pretending to be , more hurt than I am, drawing him in closer.

When he's close enough I punch him in the gut. He kicks my knee cracking it . I throw an upper cut that knocks him through the ceiling. He flies back through slamming his shoulder into my chest.

We fall Into the The basement , and I start feeling sick and weak. Kryptonite. I notice it's hurting him too. He's trying to open a door to escape. the green rock. II look around while I still have eyesight, I find it. It's tour fight had broke open the lead canister where I keep Bloodsports K-bullets.

Right by it is the Phantom Zone Projector. I crawl to it. and turn the device on the meteor rocks. After I banish them I my mind clears , and I remember what's locked in that door.

" No! Don't open that It's dangerous!"


He laughs. " Ah your keeping some kind of weapon your afraid of aren't you? You were going to try using those green rocks to defeat, and ended up defeating yourself as well. Now you know whatever is in that door can kill us. But I will use it on you first."


The cell's security devices recognize his similar DNA and open. Releasing the monster.

" What is this thing?" My double queries.

" DOOMSDAY KILL SUPERMAN!" Is all he gets in answer.




The creature uses his claws to cut a deep gap into the other Superman's chest. " Monster! How dare you! I'll... what's happening? Poison?!"

At this moment we both hear a voice, that sounds similar to the Magdalena's saying "Superman1 I need you at once my love!"

My other self unsteadily flies away leaving me with Doomsday. If his healing ability is exactly like mine, He'll fight off the poison, and soon, but it'll slow him down.

Doomsday smiles obscenely. " Another Superman? You.....die first."

" Not today." I turn the PZ projector on him sending him to the to the prison dimension.

After I alert the JLA. I fly out to find my double, and see where he is going.