To free Kandor: finale

I fought Ultraman equally. Unfortunately I was using up my solar reserves. But so was he. Until he flew into a building and came out again reinvigorated. Anyone can assume his solar charge is coming from something in there.

Whatever the case he was now much stronger than I am. And I was getting progressively weaker. I had to do something. I look over to where Kon was fighting Saturn Queen he wasn't doing much better.

The troopers where beating him, while the villaness was trying to take over his mind. I have to end this quickly. I try to use what's left of my X-ray vision to locate where the device he uses to regain his powers. I don't do it fast enough. He punches me before I can focus on it.

OK. So It's time to improvise. I had brought a few weapons with me, since I knew I had to conserve my powers. I had a so called "flash bang " grenade in a compartment in my belt.

These little devices flash a bright light, and explode with a loud bang as the name suggests. They dazzle the senses, stunning a normal person, but someone with super senses it's excruciating, as I well know.

While Ultraman is stunned I leap up into the building. (Since I can no longer fly. I use the last of my superspeed,until I find gigantic yellow sun lamps. I activate them and begin to absorb the energy.

As I'm approaching full power, Ultraman, Busts through the wall. " get away from there you fake!" He shouts.

" From what this?" I say smashing the lamps.

" No!" He raves. " You don't know what you've done!"

" Yes I do!" I respond angrily. " I've ended your false godhood!" I throw a right right cross that knocks him away through the wall to the outside.

Meanwhile Kon Is losing his mental battle. " Submit!" Screams Saturn Queen. " Your mind is too weak to keep fighting!"


" Yeah. " He responds. " But , it still has it's little tricks, like Tactile Telekinesis." The ground they are both touching explodes underneath them. " That'll teach ya to underestimate me. Ya skank." Kon mutters before passing out.

At this moment, I'm just about to defeat Ultraman, when he grabs his head, and screams. " Owlman! What have you done?"

" Owlman isn't here." I answer.

A voice from the sky is about to make me a liar. " Actually I am, Superman. Too bad I had nothing to do with this though."

I turn to see the Crime Syndicate of America. Evil Universe versions of the Justice League. Owlman throws Ultraman a capsule inside is his costume. I steel myself for the inevitable battle, One I'm not likely to win.


Power Ring, has the the power Of Green Lantern, Johnny Quick, that of the Flash, Superwoman the powers of Wonder Woman , and Owl Man the intelligence of the Batman.

Instead of turning on me Ultraman asks. " Where have you been?"

"Hey! Without you around We got more profit." Jibes Power Ring.

" Yeah!" Johnny Quick butts in. " Besides it took us forever to find you in this bottle in Supes' little hideaway. "

Owl man Speaks up. " There's this sweet score in our Universe. That prick Vegeta, has went and gotten his back broke by this Universe's version. Then the Iron Man from here humiliated him, he's weak, and his empire is just ripe for the taking, but we need your power to help get past The robots in that place."

" Yes!" Ultraman answers. " I have a lot to pay that irrtating saiyan back for ! Let's go!"

" What about Superman?" Superwoman points at me.

" His kid did me a favor by freeing me from that telepathic whore, So I'll repay that by letting them live, for now." he leaps down and Grabs Saturun Queen. " Your coming with us "mother" I'm going to repay you back in spades for controlling me!"


Before I can do anything The Crime Syndicate dissapper with The Satrun Queen. Over the next few days I negotiated a peace between the non Kryptonians, and Kryptonians in Kandor. I also corrected thier belief as me as a god. Though I think the fact I bled in my fight with Ultraman helped.

The problem is the peace between the Kandorian factions is an uneasy one. I'll have to watch that situation closley over the time. I return home to find Lois missing, and the furniture was destroyed.

" Oh man Looks like Lex did this." Kon accuses.

" I don't think so." I answer.

" Why?" Kon counters.

" Because Lex knows how to spell his own name. " The sign on the wall we found was written "Lax Lugthor wuz hear."

To free Kandor Pt 2

Man this sucks! I've been in the bottle city of Kandor for like ever. In here we can't use our powers because it's a Kryptonian like environment, and we.ll burn 'em out.

Ok So we have to use like weapons, and jet belts There's like no cable. and no video games well unless you count the constant speeches by Ultraman, on the Holo tubes as entertainin'.

Here the problem in a nut shell. Kandor has two kinds o people, Kryptonians, and those from other planets. Somehow after Kal got the Bottle City away from Brainiac, time sped forward in it , and they got the mistaken impression Kal was their god.

Saturn Queen , and Ultraman are usin' that to gain power. Saturn Queen is from the Legion of Supervillians in the 30th Century. She's a powerful Telepath, and has Ultraman in her thrall.

We've been fightin' their troops, And what's worse I'm dressed like this.

I'm the one in the dorky " Flame bird " costume. I look like robin only more girlie. Arrrgh! So what have we been doin' this whole time? Well we've been stoppin' Ultraman's thugs from opressin' the non K's.

Which was what we were doin.' When we got caught. Seems Ultramn, was just stagin' an alien wipe out to get to us Into a trap, like all his army showed up.

He grins at us in triumph after we're caught. " You two are not as attractive, as the last Nightwing, and Flamebird. But the Holy fires of Kal- El will cleanse you like it did them!"

Wow! a total liar. Kara, and Karen are alive , and well. In the next moment he burns Kal with Heat Vision, big mistake , as the Kryptonians all see the real Kal-El.





" I don't know how your keeping your powers here Ultraman !" Kal yells. " But I will stop this senseless slaughter! And i'll put an end to it now!"

Then it's on ! I dunno how long it'll take Kal to use up all his yellow sun reserves , but by that time Ultie will be beaten down. Weird thing though When Superman , called him "Ultraman he freaked out, and said " No I'm Kal-El..." Before he was punched in the jaw.

Itake off the flame bird out fit to reveal the Superboy one on underneath. And all the people are too confused to with The Ultraman Superman fight to notice.

" Hello Conner. " I hear from behind Oh No! Satrun Queen! She starts attackin' my mind. " So you've come here with my Prodigal son Kal-El"

" Son?" I ask " What are you talkin' about lady? His parent are Jor-El and Lara!"

And of course the Kents which I didn't say out loud.

" He didn't tell you of when me and the rest of of the Legion of Supervillians, had Travelled in time and raised kal and Little Bruce Wayne did he ? Then again since time was changed back he may not even remember it."

Oh Man! I hate time travel! it makes my head hurt almost as much As this chick here tearing my mind apart!

"Looks like my family will grow soon, as will my control Of Kandor when I telepathically gain control of you, and Superman along with Ultraman no will be able to stop me!"

TBC

To free Kandor Pt1

I've heard a rumour that I didn't want to believe. That Kara left the City of Kandor at the mercy of Saturn Queen, and Ultraman , An Evil Universe duplicate of myself. Worse was that the idea, that she sold out Kandor for information on how to get back to Argo City.

While I don't remember all that much of Krypton, being an infant when it exploded. I know that Argo City is most likely dust now. I fly to Smallville to find Kon.

He's in his room talking to HS on his cell phone.


"Hey if it really is over just remember the saying… you know about getting back on the horse… Why don't we double date.." Kon stated…

"No, no, no… NO blind dates Kon.. I mean it… besides… Laura was….. I will talk at you later.." HS sighed.

Conner starts flying out of his window when he sees me . " Where are you going?" I ask.

He gulps " I was thinkin' of gonna see Laura, and tryin' to see why she's hatin' on my boy HS all of a sudden."

I shake my head where does he pick up this way of of speaking? " Conner what you have to understand is Wolverine , and X-23 both have been betrayed or hurt many times they find it hard to trust people. It would probably be better if you don't interfere, let them sort it out for themselves."

" Yeah..." he mumbled sheepishly. " So why're you not in the bright lights of Metropolis? Or in space or somewhere?"

" Kon. " I begin. " Your pretty close to Kara right?"

" I guess. Though Cassie is closer ,and hangs out at her apartment."

For a second I have to wonder which Cassie Cain, or Sandsmark. But considering tThe Last HU meeting I had to listen to Vegeta belly ache about his son dating Kara , and Ms. Cain I doubted they would be that close. So Wondergirl.

" You and Wondergirl date , has she told you about Kara's time in Kandor?"

Kon shifted uncomfortably. " Uh what about it?"

" Did she leave The city in the the control of two maniacs? , and Prevent Power girl from saving it?"

I hear his heart beating fast. " I'm um not supposed to say..."

" That's answer enough." I close my eyes and curse under my breathe. " Why has no one told me about this ? Karen, Cassie , or you?"

" Kara's kinda well messed up Kal. I mean you don't know about the stuff her dad did to her. I guess we just feel sorry for her."


" Come with me. " I order.

" OK" he squeaks.



" Have you done all of your homework?" I ask on the way.

" Yes." He answers.

" Good." I smile "Ma will turn it in and say your sick you may not be going to school for a few days."


" Huh? Why?"

" I'll explain on the way there. "

Later at the Fortress of Solitude..

I throw the colorful costume to Conner .

" Um. What's this ?" He questions.

" It's the Flamebird costume. " I say.

" As in the girl who annoys Nightwing?" Conner laughs.

" No as in one of the the Heroes of Kandor. Speaking of Nightwing, I'd like you to call me that while we are in the bottle city."


" Your kidding right?" Kon chuckles.

" No. Would you believe Richard Grayson took the name Nightwing, from an adventure in Kandor?"

" Ya know I just might. " He's still laughing. " OK what are we going to do with these monkey suits?"

" We 're going to save Kandor." I tell him.

I am who I say I am

So after me and chalk skin aka Match argue for a few minutes Robin ( who's been really stressed lately. And looks like he's been put through a spin cycle in a washing machine,) " Enough! All you teens just shut up!"

Ravager sneers " Oh like your so old Timmy boy."

MS Martian chimes in " Golly! How can we tell which is the real Conner?"

" Well." I say. I guess we should ask about somethin' only I know. Well only the real Kon would know. "

Robin asks " Do we really have to listen to more Bizzaro speak?" Right here is where a familiar car pulls up And HS pops out , apparently he was wanting to see me about something.

" Kon, My dad told me about this imposter! I came here as soon as I could! "

I notice Raven back away from HS some , then look away. " How did ya know where here an' not the Tower?" I ask.

" Grandpa and Sensei Goku taught me how to find Ki. "

Ravager laughs." How are you gonna to help us figure this one out?"

" Hs Says " I can see souls. Conner's not evil. If I Soulburn on him it would sting his finger or something. But this.... Thing." He glares " it's souls is pure black. It's pure evil."

Match freaks out. " Him no lie! Him no lie!" He then starts punching everyone in the way. He gets me really mad when he goes for Robin and Wondergirl.


I'm about to lay the smack down when he's set on fire. He flies off HS smiles weakly " told you he was pure evil."

So now that everyone pretty much thinks I am Kon-El we all go back to the tower. For some reason there's a Starbucks in my bedroom. So instead f talking while playing video games we sit at s table with coffee , oh yeah whoever has my X-box 360 I want it back!

HS tells me all about this new power he's gotten. From what I hear it sounds like persuasion. " Well we need to test it out." I say.

" I don't even know how to turn it on!" He protests.

" Yeah don't worry about it " I encourage. " It's just like when I get one of Superman's powers you just gotta play with it try to figure it out. I got some ideas on how to do that...."

Before I finish a table is thrown in my face. Cass Storms into the room tossin' more things at me. " How could you? With Cassandra Cain?"

" Batgirl?" I'm a little confused here. " I haven't seen her since we freed her from Deathstroke!"

Oh Yeah?" she screeches " Explain the pictures on Vegeta's blog!"

I go online, and find what's she's talkin' about. I start laughin' about it. " What's so funny?" Cass growls.

" Those pics are are about two years old!"

"Huh?" She can tell she still doesn't believe me.

" Ok before Young Justice broke up ,and we became the Titans, Cass Cain looked me up in Smallville. We had one date, we kissed then' I admit, but we decided just to be friends. This is before me and you got together. "

" I don't know..."

" Well if Cass was into me why would she be hanging around Capsule Corp?"

" You have a point..." Wonder-Cassie says. I look back at ths screen so Tim set up Bat-Cass and Vince Briefs huh? Well as long as it keeps that dork away from me more power to them!

Wait ! Since when is Match Bizzaro Jr?

Ok people stop hitting me! Especially if your a transvestite that's just weird. Well the whole Vampi Draculina thing is over. And Pretty much everything is back to normal. Well except two things.

The first one HS stole all my girlie mags. Yeah just keep 'em.

Second Cassie 's still Po'ed. I asked her to dinner to try an' smooth this out. Yeah she isn't in the smoothing over mood. She starts crying and asks "How long has it been going on?"

" This was the first and Only time she hypnotised me, like she did iron man , and Hercules, and... Wonder Man "


" Those idiots would chase anything in a skirt that can breathe. Your not helping your self."

" And Thor. She got Thor too." I interrupt. " And for some reason She- hulk . Ya know I thought her power only worked on men... I guess There's something about Jennifer we didn't know."


She laughs a little despite her self. " Conner your not going to joke your way out of this one. Am I not good enough?"

" What I'm shocked She was always perfect it's me who always messes up. " No It has nothing to do with that. I was mesmerised I know it sounds like a lame excuse and all. Especially how I act when I see a pretty face but come on! She took over full grown men. Am I supposed to be different because I wear an S shield?"

She glares at me. " It's exactly why because how you act. Your always bragging about using your X-ray vision on women."

" I'm joking." I say. " Besides even if I was it's lookin' not touching. I wouldn't do that."

" Oh you mean like how when you were dating Tana , you didn't run around with Knockout?" she spits.

That one hit below the belt but I did deserve it. " I was trying to help her turn to good ya know. I had no idea she was just using me . And I put her in prison when I found out she murdered people."



She looks down " I want to believe you Kon but it's hard, this is a pattern with you ."

Before I can answer, this thing busts in the restaurant.


We get up to fight it. But then I look at it. It's wearing my shirt with a backwards S. Think I know who it is. " Match?"

" Me am Match! You am Superboy!" It utters.

" Ok. What happened to you?" He doesn't answer but knocks me through a wall. I recover in time to see Cass beat the Hell out of him. Well until he sneaks in a blast of Heat Vision.

Dammit! I bet all this emotional crap has her off her game. She should be about as Strong , if not stronger than Match . He grabs her and flies her off somewhere. I can barley keep up with Telescopic Vision.

I call the Titans. And start looking for them. I remember what Kal told me during the fight with the Vampires. I turn on the super hearing. First thing I hear is " Jimmy Olsen is a pretty man ! A pretty pretty man!"

EEEW! Not Jimmy's weird song again! Ok. I gotta turn down the hearing a little , I somehow heard something going on in Metropolis from San Francisco. Finally I hear. " Me am glad real Superboy hurt you. Me am Match me no come back from dead."

I hate Bizzaro speak so much. This is so weird . Match was made by the Agenda from my DNA he was created to be stronger, and better than me at most everything except one he had no free will.

I guess they messed something up. He's degenerating. Me ? I may hate Lex for a lot of the stuff he's put me through, but he made sure I wouldn't turn into that, when he created me.

I find them with the telescopic vision and pour on the superspeed. The whole way there. I hear " Me am fake Kon-El. Me sleep with Vampirella. Like he not do. He am real Kon-El. Me am fake."

Wait a sec if he's talking in Bizarro he's saying the opposite of everything he means. He's trying to convince her he's me! Again! When I hear her ask " Conner?" I lose it.

I slam into this mockery of me . He knocks me away. Then he starts up with the Heat Vision. " You am the one that died ! Me no come back from life like this! You Give everything Back to me!"

I am more than sick of this! " I took nothing from you psycho! I'm Kon-El I'm the one that died and came back freako! You really need to come up with a new plan jerk !"

I hadn't noticed that I walked right up to him. Through the heat vision! Oh man I'm gone be feelin' this in an hour. But right now I don't care. Evreytime this punk shows up he steals my identity.

I throw a right hook at his jaw. Fugly staggers. He takes he takes a punch to the gut. He he retaliates and starts strangling me. Then all the sudden he gets real weak. I see this weird blue light. I turn to find Robin. With Blue Kryptonite.


" I was right since Match has turned the blue K affects him like Bizarro. Is it hurting you Conner?"

" Nope . " I grin as I land a mean upper cut putting my evil twin down. Cass asks Miss Martian to scan our minds . Great she's having doubts about which one is real.

" Well now that is a pickle." the green chick states. " They both think they are Kon. And um non Bizzaro Kon? Please don't look up my skirt. "

She really needs to not fly over people in that skirt. It wasn't just me . I saw Tim take a quick look, Jericho took one ,and Ravager hit him for it. Bart , Ok Bart didn't But well he's Bart.

After That little light moment everyone looked at me " What I'm Kon really I am."

" Or maybe you just think you are. " Ravager eyes me suspiciously. Or should I say "eye."

" Look guys I am Conner !"

Robin says he believes me, but I think he may be the only one. I hate Match!

The silent treatment.

Man I've been gettin' yelled at from everyone About the whole Vampi seduction thing. Okay I just recently found out it was Draculina. But still she 's mind controlling' Thor . I guess It's Thor. I mean it could be That doofus Clor.

That dork gives all us clones a bad name . What's his idea about ending a fight ? Blowing up people's chests. That and he's creepy as all get out. He he has these weird cold eyes. Also he can be turned off like a robot.


Hey your a person kinda, don't let Stark, and Richards use an off switch on ya! Ok enough on Clor. Except to those other clones out there, I don't mean your not people just not sure what ya call a god clone is all. Or how you clone a god for that matter.


Any way She's taken over lots of other people, like um, Iron man. No wait that doesn't help my case! , um Hercules, No. That's almost as bad. Um Wonder man, Oh never mind that guy's so desperate it's funny.

Um uh no Trunks is a massive horndog, um Mirai Yeah she took over Mirai , And Thor who has to be the real one since he talks in the Shakepsphere English. ( I hope.)

I think Vlad once took over Sif's mind so there's like a precedent. Ok Anyway. Kal yells at me. After he makes sure I'm not going to turn into Krypto Vamp. Well what's worse is someone has been sendin' emails about The Vampi Draculina thing to everyone.

Hs asked s Titans to help look or his real mom. While we were at were discussing our options, Cassie storms in and punches me. " Is this true ? " she screams.

She hands me an email printout, with this picture.

" Yeah Cass Lemme explain..." She just wraps her lasso around me and makes it shock me. Then she stalks out of the room. It's times like these I wish I just stayed dead.

Then Vella the little saiyan girl well by little I mean she looks about 15 but somewhat acts like a shy kid. Punches me in the gut. What was scary was her eyes turned green and her hair turns sort of blonde for like a second.

Great. I look down at the email. It's signed "?". The Question!
Ya gotta be freakin' kidding me! I don't have much of a memory about my time in the after life but I seem to remember him popping up there for a few seconds once evrey week about this time. Then he'd just go back.

What was Mr " Fluoride 's not for toothpaste, but it makes our teeth visible for satellite surveillance. " hanging around outside with a camera? Arrgh! Why can't that faceless weirdo just pay attention to his relationship with the Huntress and leave the rest of us alone?

So now Cassie refuses to talk to me and I'm just wondering. Who else is going to punch me?

Me vs. Thor, Again

Mirai's son Had Visited, and left. He shown some anger of the fact that we had his father locked up in the fortress.

he left telling Kon he's stay in his at his aunt and uncle's for the rest of the day. I called Lois. " How's Conner ?" She she asked.

" He's already healed, The problem is Mirai. He's still somewhat raving, but I think. He may be ready to see the truth, at least I hope so."

Our conversation is cut short by alarms blaring all over the fortress. I find Thor is attacking it. I fly outside to confront him.

" What is this about?" I demand!

" Thou shalt free the lady's husband at the once Kryptonian villain! I had paid so much attention to Thor, That I hadn't seen Draculina behind him. Great Krypton! She took control of Thor? She's starts screaming " Kill him Thor! I command it!"




"Aye my lady! This monster shalt be sent to Hela's grasp!" He boasts.

" So it's come to this has it? " I shake my head sadly.

Thor answers by pounding the ground with his hammer. The tow of us trade savage punches.


As the fight goes on I notice we're are no longer in the Artic. I had been speed blitzing him, and he had been throwing lightning. I must have missed him opening a portal. His magic must have dulled my senses.

I'm thrown through a grove of trees. The thunder god swings his weapon And begins boasting while he does that I unleash a barrage of heatvision straight at his chest.

He goes into " Warrior Madness" screaming and charging at me. I catch his hammer before it breaks through my head. I then answer with a devastating hay maker of my own.

The battle doesn't end there. His madness makes him a formidable opponent, actually calm he's pretty tough. After I'm struck by numerous blasts of magic lightning. I'm reeling . He sets up the so called " god blast " where he uses some of his own power along with the hammer's I dodge the energy, and fly at him he blocks a nother blast of Heatvision with Mjolnir.


I freeze the ground beneath his feet putting him off balance. I punch him over , and over , at superspeed. Not letting him get another chance. To command the elements. I even hit him with more heatvision. At last after an epic struggle I knock him out.




At that Moment I'm jumped by several Avengers. It seems the this was all a set up to get me here. After the battle with Thor I'm too weak to defend myself. , Until I hear " Great Hera! Conner was right they are killing him!"

In My vision blurs, before I pass out I see The Justice Leauge of America, launch a counterstrike against the Avengers. I wake up To Batman Diana , and Wally staring at me.

" I told you can't keep the big red S down!" Wally grins.

" Well I feel like I just tried to lift a planet, and it fell on me." I mutter trying to get my bearings. " The Avengers?"

" We fought them off." Aquaman declares way too proudly.

" How did You know to come here?" I question.

" Conner called us. " Diana says. " He said the Fortress ' power went out , and Mirai escaped. When the power came back the screen showed you fighting Thor, and The Avengers waiting in ambush. "

Bruce gruffly joins in " Why were you keeping the Saiyan boy Prisoner? Would you like to explain why you were fighting a team of Avengers?"

I tell bring them up to date on everything that has happened . And finish with " if this Draculina now controls the Avengers she's a global threat."

" The kind of threat we were brought together to face." Bruce oddly smiles.

" Yeah! Let's go bust some heads!" The Flash shouts.

" Yes but remember the Avengers, and Mirai are just being controlled n they are not evil." I remind them.

" I'm not so sure about Iron Man." Diana spits. " I enjoyed hitting him just now , and would enjoy doing so again. "

I'm not sure if she's kidding or not.

Kon Attacked

I've had no problem with Kon's friend ship with HS . Nor HS rather unique family. In fact I was rather impressed that Vampirella and Mirai Trunks, would adopt Hs. Reminds me of how The Kents took in a certain baby from a space ship.

But today Kon came stumbling into the Daily Planet bleeding from his neck.

Jimmy screeched like a woman. Then turning on that Signal Watch. In case your wondering yes the sound it makes is incredibly annoying. Imagine Gilbert Gotfreid screaming " Zee! Zee! Zee! " right next to you and you have a pretty good idea.


So I make my usual " oh no the sight of blood! I'm going to be sick." excuse and get to the store room. To change from Clark To Superman. I fly in through the window , to the sight of Jimmy cradling Kon.

And Kon waking to that and shouting " Dude what are you doing?"

" I thought you were cold ! I mean your not wearing a shirt..."

" Get away! "

I interrupt by clearing my throat. To which Jimmy squeals " Superman !" and runs up to me starts asking me all kinds of questions. Most of them were if I'd visit his apartment. Not after last time.



I take Kon out of there and to my Fortress , in case he couldn't fly himself. I ask him what was happened. Vampi went nuts she hypnotised me or something. Made me get in bed with her then she bit me!

Great Krypton! I know how she dresses is a bit unconventional, but I would have never thought her to try to seduce a 17 year old boy. Well okay he's closer to two being a clone and all.

I take a sample of Kon's blood and let the Fortresses computers analyze it while he's being scanned by a Kryptonian version of an MRI, but far more advanced.

" Kon You'll be happy to know all the tests Say you weren't injected with venom."

"He sighs in relief " How was she able to bite me in the first place? "

" I suppose the fact that we have no defenses against magic. I was once bitten by a vampire that claimed he was Dracula."


" What happened?" he asks.

" His head exploded. Now stay here , and rest I'm going to have a talk with HS' parents."

" Don't be too hard on them alright? From what I hear Vampi just was hurt mentally in some kinda fight or some stuff."

" Don't worry about it." I reassure before I fly to West City. First Vegeta kidnaps him, for some stupid game show, and now Vampirella bites him. What in Rao's name is going on down there?

On the way There I see Mirai. Even I have would have trouble telling him apart from Trunks if it wasn't for the hair. He beckons me toward him. Good we both rational, well at least he's more rational than his father. ( Though sometimes I think The Hulk is more rational than Vegeta.)


"I wanted to talk to you about Vampirella." I say.

" How about we talk about the little rape clone your raising? How about we speak of that?" He snarls.

" Rape clone? Vampirella attacked Kon. "

" Oh I bet you believe everything your kid says don't you?"

" No. But I can hear his heartbeat speed up when he's lying, he wasn't."

Mirai Becomes irrational transforms and attacks me. Normally I would be in for a battle , but this time he was slow.

I was able to avoid his blasts and punches easily. I couldn't believe this. Normally this man is pretty calm. Then he takes out his supposed magic weapon. I've heard from other heroes that his sword was forged from a alternate version of Thor's hammer.

I've learned through experience Mjolnir hurts. I 've also learned that Thor is an easy target for Heat Vision. That and he's so surprised when someone catches his hammer That he'll sit there for minutes staring so that certain someone can knock him out.


Either way I was going to avoid this blade. Not that it matters. Mirai passes out in a couple of minutes. I could take him to STAR labs, but I have doubts they can hold him for long if he gets violent.


I take him to my fortress . After scanning him I find he's suffering from massive blood loss. More so that Kon. Not sure where his newly violent temper has come from.

I put Mirai In a cell and give him a small sedative. While I study the scans. Hmmm Saiyans are much like humans , and Kryptonians. They even seem to absorb certain energies. For some of their power. Though Mirai has organs , that I have no idea what they do.

That'll have to wait. I call his Mother to to let her know That he's here . I would normally call Vampirella But I think she's the cause of his condition.

" Hello ?" A tired voice answers.

" Dr. Briefs? This is Superman. I have your son Mirai in my fortress." He starts screaming at me and threatening Kon at this moment. I thought that sedative would work longer. " As you can hear in the background."

"I'm glad you have him there " she answers. " Him And Trunks both, have been controlled by Vampirella's sister Draculina. A couple of days ago they got into a fight with their Dad. Can you keep him there Until We figure out a way to break Draculina's hold on them? "

" I suppose so." I answer." Would you like my help in any other way?"

"No. My daughter , and her husband are about to catch Trunks, If I can think of anything I'll call you back. Thank you."


" Your welcome." She hangs up I turn to Kon. " Looks like we have a guest."

" he looks at the psychotic half saiyan punching the force field, that's keeping him in his cell. " Joy."

Kidnapped

So I'm gettin' outta school, and I see a bunch of AMR 3 contestants. saleing lemonade, in the winter. I don't understand it either. Well I'm gonna go buy one from Warbird , I mean look at her.


When I'm about to get a closer look, HS drags me over to his grandfather. " Look man." I protest. " I wanna check out that action over there Your Grandpa doesn't even like me and Wolverine really doesn't."

" Come on. Just help them out, and you can check her out all you want later. "

So I bought one not that I really needed too. A bunch of girls and weirdos bought the rest up from Wolverine. So while drinking it I avoid looking at Scott bouncing around Tak's nude stand ( Yuck! )

I focus in on War bird, And use My X- Ray vision. While I'm mumbling " Yeah your a bad girl, turn around baby aw yeah."

Someone grabs my collar. "Your coming with us!" Says the short Saiyan Prince.

" Say what now ?"

"Do you want me to hurt you Kon? Or how about I start yelling out your real name?"

No Way is this guy gonna blow my secret id in front of everyone then I take look at his eyes, and yeah he would. So I end up in the back seat of a SUV in my Superboy costume With some weird camera man who was eating these horribly smelly potato chips.

" You know." He whispers. " Those two are insane."

" Your telling the guy they kidnapped that?"

Oh yeah ya know there's this rumor that Vegeta is somehow telepathically bonded to Bulma . Yeah it 's true. How do I know this ? Well he fell asleep. And stared talking in her califonia girl accent.


" So the problem is in the phase induction , if I just modify the coils..... OW! I broke a nail!"

Yeah that was creepy. Not as creepy as when he broke out in show tunes with her accent. I think I may be traumatized. Finally we reach some place called Springfield. And they take me to some weird place crawlin' with soldiers.

" Distract 'em bub!" Wolverine says.

" What how?" I ask.

" You'll think of something boy." Vegeta responds.

" I hate you both. " I mumble as I go to the sentries. I did the first thing that came to mind. I started singing " I think I'm Cute I Know I'm sexy ! I got the looks that drive the women wild ! I'm just a sexy boy! I'm not your boy toy!"

Of course they start laughing and start throwing things at me. Meanwhile Logan, and Veg sneak in then a few minutes later they start blowing stuff up What the freak is the distraction for if they're gonna start blowing things up in a few minutes? Jerks. So I wait there while all kinds of different colored energy blasts are expelled.

What looks like Paris Hilton is blasted off on one of them. Then it's quiet for hours. These weird things are makin' strange noises that freak me out, when finally Superman shows up.


Conner there you are! Do you know Ma, is worried sick about you?" I tell hi everything he just sighs. " I'll take care of those two. Let's get you back ho,me Ma has some apple pie made for you."

Sweet ! Ma Kent's apple pie at least something good'll come outta this mess.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

So I'm visiting Supes in at his apartment, he was with Capitan America they were discussing all this weird stuff that Tony Stark. Has planned for us of the super set. Me I'm tryin' not to fall asleep.


Bart calls me up on My cell phone. " Conner help me! "

" Huh?" I ask

" I'm at the Metromall Zatanna, and Dinah You gotta get me out of this."

Black Canary, and Zatanna are really hot.



The problem is when they get one of us kids to with them, they torture us. So I Go there tryin' to free Bart, by sayin' there was Titans emergency. Instead I get trapped in the evil.

"Oooh!"squeals Zatanna " We can get Conner a real costume now !"

Dinah Jumps up and down ( Nice sight but still I'm a little afraid.) " Yes it's about time "

" What's wrong with my costume?" I ask.


" It's completely lazy." Answers Dinah. "It's a shirt , and jeans."

I shrug " I'm completely lazy so it works."

" No we're going to get you new one. Let me get your measurements." ok well them getting really close was pretty cool but still it was the only the good thing out of the mess.


First I end up in this thing, I look like Super Specter.

Don't know what's up with the S- Shield.

Next They end up putting me in this thing.

The mind boggles. I mean it's a shirt and Jeans this is what they're complaining ' about!



Why me?




Great this one kinda looks like my one of my old ones but ugh! Green and yellow? What the freak is up with the symbol?



What The? Besides some different colors this is pretty much what I wear now.

Kinda like this one.



Oh man!!! If I still lived in Hawaii, this might work. But ya know not much surfing in Kansas. At some point ( and somehow I ended up in my original costume. ) I go over to Bart. " Hey man let's get outta here while their distracted. "

" Really Conner? But what about them?"

" I dunno dude But I can't take it anymore run!"


" How are you keeping up with me?" Bart questions.

" Adrenaline! I think ! It's not like Supes can't keep up with Flash until Wally really pours it on!"

" Yeah I really wasn't going full speed, and um did anyone actually buy the clothes your wearing?"

"Aw Man!"

Sorry Batman.

First I have to apologize again Bruce for what I did at the JLA Christmas Party.

Someone spiked my drink with Red Kryptonite. If Booster Gold, and Blue Beetle were still around, I'd blame them for it., Bit Now I suspect Guy Gardener since he was laughing like a giddy school girl as I punched Bruce.

I suppose he was happy since Batman, knocked him out with one punch years ago for Conner's non appearance At the NewYear's party, well he said, He was going to help Kid Flash With something he asked to about.


And Kara is still a little embarrassed that the Supergirl Robots That HS Made attacked a small country , an d we had to stop them . Happy New Year everyone!

A night at the Fortress

So HS knows my secret.

That I have a secret Id as Conner Kent. Now he goes to school with me. Well his Dad recently ( And meanly I might add.) Showed HS That Laura was a hooker. So I offered to let him Hang at the Fortress Of Solitude.

Kal had some problems with it, But we promised not to destroy any of his stuff. I think HS Was a little freaked out by the Giant Key.

" I thought that was a rumor." He stutters .

" Nope. The one that's a rumor is the one where he has a key made of a dwarf star only he can pick up."

He just stared blankly. I would think he'd be used to weirdness, after livin' with saiyans I guess not. We go in an d the first thing he is is accidentaly knock over the Bottle City of Kandor.

" Dude What are these Bugs buzzing around me?"

I Sigh. " Those are tiny Kryptonians, and other aliens, and They're attacking!"

With the help of some Superman robots, ( I didn't know he still had those things after what happened to Donna. ) I caught them and put 'em back into the bottle . Weird I could swear I just caught Ultra man , and Saturn Queen? Wait what was I saying? Something about the bottle city?

Any way for some reason I have a massive headache. And I Stumble into the Phantom Zone Projector. Next thing I know this guy is released.



"Grandson Of Jor- El! Kneel before Zod!"

HS laughs " Hey Kon! Can I soul burn this loser?"

" Go for it!" I say! Next thing we know Zod's creams and cries, I Put him back into the zone.

From inside the Zone he screams. " I'll be out of here soon! My son will make sure of that!"

Huh? Zod has a son? Ok After that mess and HS got a Starro on his face. I thought it was dead, and wanted to show him. Luckily I got it off his face. Before it took over his mind.

Then the voice of Jor-El came over the like well everything. " Kon -El stop this foolishness!"

HS Looks at the old man's face in big crystal screen. " Man who is this?"

" I guess you could say this is my grandpa. Or a computer simulation at least."

" Kon! You know better than play with the the vital equipment tin the Fortress. Wait what are you doing?"

I mess with the computers a bit . " Nothing really Gramps, just wondered what you'd look like with a beard and moustache. "

" This is an Outrage! I'll tell Kal-El about this!"

I grin " Who do you think taught me how to do this?" I then Put him the simulation in a dress. " ya know you look lonely." I After a little bit of tinkering I have Super Mario jumping off his head.

I some how figured out how to make a video game out of the simulation. What I'm not as dumb as I act, and ya Know Supes did teach me how to use the computers. So After I fix it I make a fighting game with Super Mario, And some people we know. And Jor - El.

I controlled Jor - El, And Eradicator And HS controlled A simulation of his Grand father , And Father Well After I put game controls into it. He did a victory dance after vegeta beat Jor_ el " My grandpa totally beat your Grand pa!


" Ok I say Let's try this again Your teacher against my Da.... I mean Mentor.

This one I totally won! Later I lured HS Into the skin color changing machine I wonder how long it'll take him to realize he's now purple? I Then had this great idea I Made A wonder man Robot using the instructions Kal Gave me and a computer for that purpose.

Check it out.

We get a good laugh. When I tell it to go and to Yamcha's house and sing love songs at his window. I wish I hadn't told Hs How to use that computer because, I went out and got some Pizzas. When I make it out back to The Fortress I see this.


" What The Dude? Supergirl Robots? That's my Cousin!"

" Yeah Your Hot Cousin!" He answers.

Not cool!

Great Krypton!

I have a question.




Am I the only one that gets these strange prank calls?

Wakey wakey.

Well we beat Superboy Prime. The only problem is the red sun thingie Vegito used wiped out mine, and Supes' powers. Then Vegito lost it and had ran away, um I mean teleported away.

Least Veg's kids, and wife is nice than he is. Bulma offered to let us use this solar collector machine to jump start our powers . Good last time this happened to Superman, he spent a year without powers. I think I'd go nuts without powers , though I did do it once before. Not for a year though.

While in it , I kinda fall asleep. The dreams start out good at first.

Me Roxy, and Tana on a beach in Hawaii. Those were the days. Next thing Cassie runs up to me , and says " I drank the HU water." Then I turn and NOOOOOO!


Now after the super kid is where it gets weird.

" Hey kid ? Want a good time? Have a bite out of this potato from my back. "

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wake screaming luckily a pretty face was the first thing that greeted me.

"Oh no. I died again, and a angel greeted me ." I joke.

" Funny, just don't say anything like that when Vegeta's around." Bulma giggles. "So why were you screaming just now?"

" Long story. One I'd rather not talk about." I'm a little unsteady on my feet. I pick up a soda and crush the making it fizz everywhere. Oh boy it looks like I can't control my powers again.

This has been happening of , and on since I started inheriting Supes powers. I would accidentally X-ray vision people, or the one day when I went slow motion, and the only person I could understand was Bart, but that one happened after my return from the dead. I thought that was what things were like when you came back . Turns out I got superspeed.

well at least that one wasn't as destructive as " Hey you have Heat Vision congratulations sorry about the plant." Ok Actually the Heat Vision I discovered when Jericho took over my body once. The plant was melted after.

After wiping soda off myself Bulma asks." Will help us with the whole Vegito situation?"

I was about to answer when her oldest daughter Bra says. " He should he kind of owes me his life."

" Whattya mean by that? " I question.

" I wished you back with the Dragon balls. You kinda looked lonely and stuff in Other World. I guess I felt sorry for you."

Secret of my resurrection revealed. Something that sounds like a bad meta human porn starring the Savage Dragon." Look I'm grateful for whatever you did, but I don 't need to bribed or anything. I'll help you guys with Vegito because it's the right thing."

On the way out Vince . Or as I like to call him Vegeta Jr. Hits me with his shoulder.

" I heard what you said about my mother." he sneers. Oh boy. Another run in with this dork.

I sneer " Your mom's hot dude. Get over it was harmless flirtin'."

he growls " You think your so great Kryptonian? Let me show you what a saiyan can do!"

I stop him right there " Ok first of I'm only Kryptonian. Like your only half saiyan. Second I know what they can do. Third your only at the blonde weird hair first stage. Finally don't pick fights with guys who don't turn back into little kids during it."

" Me and my sister stopped doing that weeks ago."

I clap " Good for you. But still I'm not fighting you why don't you go look for your dad or something?"

" Coward !" He spits . " Well then tell your cousin I asked about her."

Wait? I can't make a little joke with his mom, but he can hit on my cousin? Okay This kid needs a reality check. But since I'm friends with his Nephew, I guess. I'll let it go.

" S- Sorry about my brother there ." says a voice that almost is to low to hear. It's dumbo's twin sister Vella.

" No prob." I answer "It's probably an off shoot of the whole vegeta and Superman rivalry that used to go on. "

" That was more... My father than yours I suspect." she looks down . " So what's it like? You having friends your age with powers? Who aren't your relatives."

" Pretty good I guess." I shrug " What you don't have any friends?"

" I never leave here except to train with Dad. I think the whole Frieza kidnapping us as babies, and then us showing up later as teens has my parents freaked out."

" Your talkin' to a dude who grew up in a test tube. If I know about one thing it's havin' an unusual childhood. Hey if ya really need someone to talk to I'm sure A teen Titan or two wouldn't mind hangin' out with you."

" Really?" she shouts.

" Sure why not?" I ask.

Then doofus shows up. " Quit hitting on my Sister!"

" We're just talking Vincent!" Her shyness was gone I guess. " Besides He's dating Wondergirl. I was just wanting to talk to someone who wasn't a saiyan!"

This is my cue to leave. I fly towards Smallville , but find my self starin' at the Watchtower on The moon. Darn power surge. Well I know what'll make me feel better . If I prank call Yamcha with Wonder man's voice, and act like Simon is interested in him heh.

Return of Superboy Prime

I asked Bruce why he'd buy Conner a car.

" Because Tony Stark was going to try to bribe him with it. At least with me there would be no strings attached."

I was about to ask him more questioned when the JLA's alarm went off. Green Lantern had caught a news report. It seems Vegeta , and a few of his friends were fighting Superboy Prime.

I had prayed that the Green Lantern Corps could actually keep him imprisoned. What shocked me more was who was fighting along side The Saiyan prince.

In a way I felt Pride that Kon would once again do battle the person that had forced him to sacrifice himself. But That was overridden by fear that he would die again. I flew into the battle without waiting for back up.

Good thing I did The titans Along with Vegeta and his son, adopted grandson were already knocked out, and Kon was about to be killed. That was a shocking scene since hours earlier I had helped HS get into school at Smallville.

I slam into Prime at Super speed. We trade punches for what seems like hours , though it was probably a few minutes. Then he casually slaps me away." You beat me once ! Never again !" he rants. " You don't have Superman of Earth 2 to help you this time!"

" No." Comes the almost growl of a voice from the Batman. "But he does have allies."

We both turn to see the JLA , Defenders, What what used to be called The Avengers. Doom Patrol some SHIELD agents like Nick Fury, Ironman, and Black Widow. Though I am glad that Warbird was not in this battle with her condition, and the fact that Wolverine was just murdered has put her in a depressive state.

Though the situation is dire I was glad to see us all even after the Civil War mess be able to work together again. Though my elation is short lived. Prime is just as powerful, and insane as ever.

He knocks us all back , he crushed Joe Fixit in his bare hands. But notice he after he did that Fixit's body changed to green. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing. I've had a few run ins with the Hulk over the years. I've learned he can be a powerful foe as much as he is an ally.


What did surprise me was Prime's non weakness to magic. The spells of Dr Strange just bounce off. Silver Surfer's Power cosmic did seem to have an effect but not as great as I would have determined.

Thor's hammer and lightning just had as little effect as Strange's spells.

We were losing this battle the reinforcements from the other saiyans such as Siyaman, Goten , and others did little to help the situation. I could hear the young Princess scream :' This freak interrupted my Honey moon he's going to pay. Be fore she was knocked away by his superbreathe.

Some short man , I think a friend of Goku's gave the injured a Senzu bean and they healed. I don't know where they get these but they sure come in useful. Prime

The Hulk had just rampaged over Prime. And it looked it could be possible That he'd get strong enough. To beat Prime until The insane boy threw the Behemoth into space.

I used my telescopic vision to find him but when I had Goten had telported him back. While I was watching this Superboy Prime Slaughtered the short man who had helped Vegeta and the rest A beautiful Blonde woman screams " My Husband!"

She attacks while Goku seems to having some kind of rage fit. It was only after The boy had torn of the Woman's ( Whose name I think was 18.) limbs did I realize she was some kind of cyborg.

I had enough of this massacare I charged Prime again. Along with Thor, Diana , Mirai who had that sword given to him by the gods , and others .


Prime shouts maniacally. " None of you will stop me! I will have my own World back! I'll be Superman!"

I he receives my fist in his face after that. " You'll never be Superman!" I shout. " Your savage Killer!" That punch seemed to rock him. The others press the slight advantage that gave us. We had him down for a second until knocks us all away.

It looked like the beans had done their job all the saiyans , and other hereos were back and ready to battle but the two young half saiyan women were doing some kind of dance. While Goten and Trunks were doing the same thing.

Goku handed Vegeta something, that he was placing on his ear it seemed . Great Krypton! The different pairs had somehow merged their bodies. Were there was six now there are three . I hope there is some reason behind this weird turn of events.

heh

I was chillin' at the tower with a new copy Justice Leauge Heroes, When the door gets smashed down. Solomon Grundy comes in and threatens to hug me. The whole time I'm avoidin' him, he keeps callin' me friend.

I guess he thinks that bein ' a friend means destroy somone's property, then invade there personal space. The titans come in when I'm finally caught.

" Awww Isn't that sweet?" asks Miss Martian. " He wants to hug you."

"No! Please help he smells really bad!" I scream.

" Solomon Grundey will hug him, and squeeze him , and name him George!"

I repel him with TTK But this guy's strong real strong. He fought the field and started closing his arms around me. Finally the titans get him offa me. And get him to go away.

Personally I think a lot of it was because Jericho was wearing his old costume, and I think it scared Solomon Grundy.

After that Supes and Bats show up. When they're together and looking at me and Robin like this
it's never a good thing. " It's time you two Patched up your differences." Growls Bats. " If not for yourselves then for the safety of your teammates."

So they end us on a mission to Southern City. I have no idea what kind of villains are here . West City has the world beaters, Gotham has the nut cases. Metropolis has the colouful ones. New York has pretty much everything.

But Southren City I have no idea. So we get there Robin in the Batplane , me with flight power. The whole way we're quiet. Well until Robin says " Wonder Woman wanted me to black mail you."

Great I know how that would have turned out.

He lands the place I scan everything around with Telescopic, and X-ray Vision. " What are we doing here Tim? Like what's the mission?"

" Batman and Superman want to see how we clean up this town."

" Just us a whole city?" That don't sound right.

Robin Breaks the silence. " So You want to talk about Cassie?"

" What's to say dude?" I shrug.

" I'm not attracted to her, you know the whole kiss was just , well it shouldn't have happened. We were just friends. "

" Ok why didn't ya just tell me that instead of avoidin, me and getting me angry?!"

He shakes his head. " At first I didn't think it was you, I thought Match was messing with us again. At first when you came back you sort of acted like him."

" I ain't Match Tim."

" I know that now. Who else would play such dumb pranks on Iceman, and Starfire?"

" Hey Superman made the first call I just have a better , um imagination than he does."

" Yeah but the way Star looks at you now is priceless!" Tim laughs. " I'm pretty sure the names she's been calling you aren't compliments."

" Heh. " I guffaw when this dude pops up.

" I am Sqedgie the Carwash Clown! Fear me Teen Titans!"

There was only one response the two of us could have to that. " BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"

He throws water balloons at us soap drips out all over us.

" Aw man!" I shout "That had better not be bleach Bozo! This is my favorite Shirt!"

Robin just looks " Was that it? I mean I've fought the Joker, And well that was...."

" That was lame dude!" I help out. Robin knocks Crappo the clown out with a chop. That's when we find out what kind of bad guys are here, goofy ones. It took us an hour to clean up the city,even the powered ones, well I wouldn't really call them powers.

Now it makes sense . These guys ain't dangerous in anyway. I don't think I've laughed so much since I died. Well me and Robin parted on good terms. I guess I overreacted as well.

But I'd heard from Kara that Cass went a little nuts when I was gone, and joined those Cult Of Conner weridos. I guess I'm a little overprotective of her. I should have known Rob wouldn't exploit her are anything. I guess I did I just didn't think.

Though Robin does wanna know how I came back, he says he tried to reclone me several times. Glad that didn't work out though, who knows what he would have ended up makin' it wouldn't have been me though. I told him when I find out I'll tell him.

Meanwhile

" That looks like it worked out well Bruce." chuckles Superman.

" Yes " The Batman answers. "Now the Titans can actually act like a team. Without those two bickering. So you never even considered he was Match huh?"

Supes Smiles. " I Can't explain how but I can tell the difference between him and Match."

" Hm. " is the only answer Batman has.

" Well Bruce I have to track down Luthor. His buying that car for Conner as some kind of bribe won't do."

Superman flies off But Batman knows he can hear him " Luthor didn't buy the car I did."

The Man of Steel flies back. " What?"

Superboy Vs Cat man thing. ( Not the dude in the Secret Six he's cool.)

The JLA, and The JSA had their Annual Thanksgiving, Party again this year, If one more Old lady ever pinches my cheeks again and calls me a cute boy, I'm gonna scream! And if CM3 Or Capitan Marvel Junior makes one more snide comment about how Cassie can do better He's going to end up in traction.

Poor Bart, Jay kept tyrin' to make him stay still, he looked like he was gonna explode. Any way I was so bored I discovered I can imitate people's voices by manipulating my throat muscles.

Yeah I've been using this new found ability to make dirty calls to Starfire while pretending I'm Iceman. I hear Wonder Woman wants to smash Bobby because of that ( snicker.)

That was a couple of days ago, without my Cell Phone Because Kal found out about my phone fun, and I had to give it too him for two days. Which is why I didn't get HS' calls.

Clark Warned me he was showin' up, and I intercepted him before He got to the Kent Farm. He layed all these problems on me. Well that's what friends are for, so I was about to give some advice, then He gets this call from Elixir.

Laura got nearly killed by Sabertooth. Man he went off so steamed he actually melted the street. I watched as he flew. I kept up with him with My Telescopic Vision.

He fought Sabertooth pretty well. Except Creed kept healing evreytime HS blasted him. Finally he used this one attack that weakened him completely. I fly in at this moment to stop it.

He slams Hs Through a wall. " Hey pal whatcha doin?" I ask The psycho turns around and gets my fist in his face. Now it's his turn to fly through a building. He recovers pretty quick.


" Whatta ya Doin here Bub? This didn't involve no S Shields."

I glare " What involves my buds involves me ya Tasmanian Devil." He charges me.


All he gets is a heavy dose of Heat vision for his trouble. He heals right in front of me. " Pain ain't nothin' Bub, All my life has been Pain. I'm gonna give ya some now."

I laugh " Aw poowr widdle Kitty someone hurt you? Lemme go get ya a saucer of mil;k and make it better." He slashes at me. My TK field makes sure he doesn't scratch my skin, though my shirt did get totaled.

He touched my field so I can repel him. He flies in to someone's car, I crush another on top of him . He crawls out

" Kill you." he grumbles.

" Dude ya take a lickin' and keep on tickin' huh?"

I Grab him , and throw the mook out into the horizon.

HS mutters " He was mine to kill Kon."

" Dude If I didn't stop him, you'd be dead. I know your pride's hurt, that ain't all that's hurt I'm sorry. Now I'll need to take ya to a hospital, or something. "

" No Doctors!" he mutters " they wouldn't know how to fix me, Take me home."

" Sure man, where's that?" I turn around he's passed out. Great. I have no idea where he lives. Was it Germany? Oh damn! Wait I know , I'll Take him to Capsule Corp. His grandparents are there.

I hope my new flight speed,can get him from New York To California fast enough.

What was Kon Thinking?

Conner send Conner out to buy himself a car and he comes back with a Viper. Even worse , he told me that he wanted it for his Conner Kent identity. That's kind of hard to do when you have a big red S painted onto your Car.

The biggest problem with this is there is no way I can afford this car. Kon had an answer for this.

" Why don't you just go into the ocean and get some pirate treasure or somethin'?"

" Remember how Aquaman liked it last time you took treasure from the Ocean Kon?"

" Well How was I supposed to know that was his? He should mark with Property of fish face ."


" You will not disrespect one of my oldest friends!" I almost yell But I keep my calm. " Conner we're taking the car back and that's final. "

As I fly him, and the car back to the dealership, I hear " I bet you wouldn't do this to kid that speaks kryptonian this is lame!"

I thought Kon was just being just a little over cautious thinking the lost boy is some kind of trap, but this time I heard a bit of jealousy in his tone. I don't know when It comes to Conner it's complicated.

He was created from my DNA , and Luthor's when I was killed by Doomsday. Later when I came back, Project Cadmus, had told me he was created from only human DNA That as altered to give him super powers.

I should have figured that something was off when Kryptonite effected him. It didn't matter He wanted to be out of my shadow at that period any way. I gave him the Name Kon- El when I was wanting to have him help me Watch the Cadmus Project, In the Fortress, I learned he was made from a piece of me .

I think all of this plus the fact he was murdered , and came back has been pretty hard on him. " Look Conner. " We'll get you a different car ok?"

" Yeah I guess." he answers.

When We get to the dealership I'm shocked to learn the entire price has been paid off. Some unknown party had already paid the bill. I can only think of one person who would've done so, Luthor.

New car whew!

Well after a bunch of talkin, I finally convince Clark to let me get a new car. Yeah I know I can fly, but you try tellin' your girl we can make out in the tractor. So while I was workin' on Lois, ad Clark, ( Because Ma , and Pa Kent are pretty poor.)

Hotstuff annoyed Mirai , and Vampirella.

And it finally worked Clark was busy with the kid that speaks kryptonain, and you know his normal Superman/ Clark Kent stuff. I still think that kid is some kinda trap of course, no one believes Kon.

Oh well Lois tried to talk Clark out of lettin' me And Hotstuff go by ourselves. Luckily he trusted us So we get to the dealership, and this guy keeps poppin' up. How he got past my super hearing I dunno. The problem was we were given a $5,000 cap on what we could spend. Ya know what ya get when you try to only use that much money? Junk that's what.

Finally The dealer talked HS in to gettin' this sweet ride. You can see it on his blog. Me I didn't need no hagglin' I found my wheels pretty quick. I checked the Credit card to make sure it didn't say " Kent on it since I was in costume. [ I ain't sure I want to let my new friends know about the whole Conner Kent side of my life yet.


Ya know the whole secret Id thing ' not cool Well believe it or not The name on the Credit Card Was " Superman". Seems The JLA members have a stipend like the Avenger. Well any way here's the new car behold!

Oh Yeah I got a little something added to it.
Oddly when I got Showed it too Superman had this look on his face.

He just keeps staring with that expression. I don't like that look.